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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 8h

Perfect night for decorating the porch and chatting with the friends that pass by

Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Venom's influence on metal was massive, but massed? Is this some new term the kids are using? Did Cronos go to church? Did he evaporate? Whatever the case may be, Cronos RIP (on a keyboard an 'm' is not that close to 'p', so don't ask me)

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alright, that's enough dälek for today. My blood pressure can only handle so much and these times are full of dumb shit that has been pushin' it higher. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4oE...

youtube.com

dälek "Better Than" (Lyric Video)

YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We need a glp-1 that suppressing greed.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of the best and they didn’t even mention Bad News Bears.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What happened to the word ‘poser’? I truly believe America has evolved into a nation of fakers, but given our perchance for fabulism this was inevitable.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kids, put down your digital toys and get into this.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If’n it ain’t the Rays or the Brewers, I’d settle for the White Sox winning the World Series if it means the Pope cures us of the hell that was unleashed when Cubs won.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Too many fools spend too much time perfecting the art of fooling themselves that the content they make is art.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dysthymia is my co-pilot (and he’s constantly telling me to crash the plane.) This is the bumper sticker I need to make.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can’t decide on the dog of the day

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Found a George Inness painting I had not seen before when I visited the Charle Allis museum.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Found what I’ll be doing in my retirement.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“I’m doing dog porn every night.” Verbatim, this is what my neighbor told me when I asked her how she’s holding up since the passing of her dog. She was quick to add, “You know, looking at rescue pups online.” Henceforth I think neither of us will be able to see each other and not snicker.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s apple cider vinegar donut season.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kept getting spam calls from a River Falls, WI asking me if I wanted to sell my house. So I called them back, again and again. Each time I would give them wild offers and ridiculous demand. Finally, they blocked me. It was like dropping a reverse card in Uno and then winning a scratch-off.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every day this week the cafeteria at work (a multi-billion dollar, white collar company) has been blaring Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5”. Someone either has a cruel sense of humor, a deep level of cynicism, or irony is dead.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thursday night is for cribbage and tonight was worth two 24pt hands!!!

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You know what’s punk? Watch your friends’ two year old twins, so they can go hear Patti Smith do a book reading/musical performance.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Slow dog day. Best one I’ve seen so far.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All movies are "must see", otherwise they'd be radio plays, music, or silence.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

First dog of the day was a fast one!

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someone thinks all our human pursuits are trivial.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Someone is mad that I was looking at other dogs.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Post vertigo run. Got my crystals in place and picked up the pace.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

More dogs from the 3rd Floor. I really want this one.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Going forward this account is just gonna be me posting pics of dogs I see from my new office with windows.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I barely remember anything I dream but last night I dreamt that there was some esoteric connection between the TV show Seinfeld and the Monkees’ move Head and I was supposed to be lecturing on this topic but instead I was slyly stealing a yield sign from outside a McDonalds filled with cops. 🤷🏼

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If life were a sports comedy I’d think the Milwaukee Bucks ownership are doing everything they can to kill attendance and off-load the team to another city. But Kyle Kuzma ain’t Paul Newman and a set of beloved brothers no longer plays for the team. finance.yahoo.com/video/bucks-...

finance.yahoo.com

Bucks President on Uline Partnership, New NBA Season

Milwaukee Bucks President Josh Glessing joins Bloomberg's Romaine Bostick for a wide-ranging conversation on the team's new partnership and jersey patch with ULINE, the plan for life without Giannis A...

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I now have an office with a view of the lake. This will either improve my mood or give me new reasons to be depressed. Edit Suite or Jail Cell 🤷🏼

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You can travel half-way around the globe and still run into Green Bay Packers fans.

Villagers outside of near Lake Natron, Tanzania. One man is wearing an Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers jersey.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Was I running in the rain or were those the tears of Packers fans?

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If I have one superpower it’s an ability to make headphones disappear.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Rewatched Used Cars (1980) last night and I forgot how many automobiles get destroyed in that film. There are so many films from that later 70s and early 80s era that went heavy on smashing up cars. I wonder if our current oil crisis will bring about a resurgence of car demolishing films.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you aren’t texting your friends pictures of mushrooms, what the fuck are you doing?

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tell me you are in Wisconsin without saying you are in Wisconsin.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am not nostalgic for bands I saw 10-15-20 years ago. I am nostalgic for being able to stay up late, stand through multiple opening acts, and wake up feeling rested. Give me that.

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