iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 3h

We are living streaming murders. That it. That’s all. Nothing else to say. We are the devils we protest against.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 5h

Another perfect day, but legs are aching.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 10h

Can anyone guess the first 7 horror films I watched in October?

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 11h

I got two new rules for baseball. 1) Cities/States own their teams 2) Each team must have two roster spots (one pitching, one batting) who come from the local community. * *In the case of Tampa Bay - which represents a body of water - the players do NOT need to be aquatic life. But they can be!

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 12h

Last Thursday I wasn’t as nervous about a Rays vs Brewers World Series.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 13h

Same, but when my feelings of perpetual autumn synch up with actual autumn, the feeling is crippling.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 16h

Me falling asleep with a book on my face is CLEARLY the key to both the Rays and the Brewers winning ballgames.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh my god you just unlocked some weird core memories and unknown connections. 1) My wife and daughter laugh at me because I do most of my long distance runs to a mix of Sade songs. 2) As a kid, for reasons I never understood, I got obsessed with Quisenberry and the Royals.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson's Mind Blown Reaction

ALT: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Mind Blown Reaction

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There is a fan-theory that Sandy is dead and events in Grease is all her fantasy. The flying car is key to this theory. I choose to believe the same thing about his ad. RIP Giannis (or at least his brain).

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s spooky nice out. Perfect day for some post-work pedaling.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Please stand by, help is on the way.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t know what it is about Autumn that makes me want to walk away from all things digital and live the hobbit life. Feeling it hard today.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When I was a kid, baseball never ended. They hadn't invented outs. The boys just played until they dropped dead and there were always fresh, younger boys jacked from working in the peppermint fields, eager to swing the lumber, and taste victory. But victory never came because the game never ended.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No matter their age, I'm going to start referring to co-workers as "my dear child."

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Kinda jealous that he’s in the park for each of these dramatic moments, even if he is working.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Text from my kid, who is working all these Brewers play off games:

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Those fools were hungry, end of story.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

First they came for the pepper jelly…

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Folks, we are through the looking glass. How can irony compete with our current reality?

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Run. Breakfast. Orchard. Beat Street fest. Trying to stay awake for Brewers.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Before, during, and after the run.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Perfect night for decorating the porch and chatting with the friends that pass by

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Maybe you are becoming a giant? Jokes aside, that place is awesome. I can’t drink beer, but I love their store and their dedication to craft.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Venom's influence on metal was massive, but massed? Is this some new term the kids are using? Did Cronos go to church? Did he evaporate? Whatever the case may be, Cronos RIP (on a keyboard an 'm' is not that close to 'p', so don't ask me)

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alright, that's enough dälek for today. My blood pressure can only handle so much and these times are full of dumb shit that has been pushin' it higher. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4oE...

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dälek "Better Than" (Lyric Video)

YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We need a glp-1 that suppressing greed.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of the best and they didn’t even mention Bad News Bears.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What happened to the word ‘poser’? I truly believe America has evolved into a nation of fakers, but given our perchance for fabulism this was inevitable.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kids, put down your digital toys and get into this.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If’n it ain’t the Rays or the Brewers, I’d settle for the White Sox winning the World Series if it means the Pope cures us of the hell that was unleashed when Cubs won.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Or how about “What we did in the Summer of ‘96 is Far Cooler and More Authentic that Whatever the Hell You Kids Did Last Summer.” ???

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Too many fools spend too much time perfecting the art of fooling themselves that the content they make is art.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dysthymia is my co-pilot (and he’s constantly telling me to crash the plane.) This is the bumper sticker I need to make.

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can’t decide on the dog of the day

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Ryan Sarnowski @ryansarnowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have we asked the horses how they feel about those that lord over them?

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