Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hold it, this isn’t you, it’s some older pedophile 010
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Trump is child Justin Bieber scoring on a grown man allowing him to do so 021
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I know, I know, I know it’s stupid to say, but can you imagine if a Democratic President did any of this- what they would be saying and freaking out over 000
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Everyone saying they talked to McConnell right now 000
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 08/06/2026What a clown show. I'm a baby blood drinker from Gay Town who went to madrassa in 9/11 mosque and now live in East Abortionville and even I'm livid 070
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Why don't you answer that question? Have you ever thought of that??.. It's him, right? 000
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If you're a surgeon and you leave a sponge in someone's abdomen, you can lose your license to practice medicine. If you're an attorney and you completely bungle a client's case, you can lose your license to practice law. Otoh, if you're a prominent op-ed columnist... 19794178
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Question, yeah should we make things even harder for people? Newsom: Absolutely I want to force feed them dog shit to bring the country together 000
Reposted by Ryan Middletondrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do 2103903237
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 12/03/2026was not expecting this from Glenn Beck’s interview with A.I. George Washington 209718
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 04/03/2026It’s mind boggling that you and Joe Kernen are both employed by CNBC 000
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Hey remember when eggs were slightly expensive but overall not really?? Anyway so glad we voted in Trump 020
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026What an incredible time it is for white men failing upward (all of modern history) 020
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy 299261368797
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026REALITY VS REPUBLICAN BRAIN ROT——> “Rep. Loren Selig, Democrat, ‘As a former teacher, if I could indoctrinate my students, it would have been to shower and show up with their homework.’” 050
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026ICE agent trying to deploy tear gas while filming with his phone eats sidewalk as his gun slides out 000
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Making their way The only way they know how But that’s just a little bit more Than the law will allow 000
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same 738276966957
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life. 381585123
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I have the thinnest blood. Doctors come up to me with tears in their eyes—grown, like medical men—and they say, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen blood this thin. And it’s so true. 000
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I think the only thing that made me laugh without simultaneously hating our current state of affairs in 2025 was Grok confirming and defending to X users’ inquiries that Elon is in fact the unrivaled Throat GOAT 010
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/11/2025EXPLAINED: Trump calls a reporter "Piggy" 73996225
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 07/11/2025New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009 775162965125
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The Alliance of Magicians is not happy about Mamdani’s win 120
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 31/10/2025If I could make one request for airports, please more dead zones with no air circulation, it’s a cherry on top of waiting for a delayed flight 000
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Surprise! Actor Glen Powell AI This Whole Time 010
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The hand-to-cha-cha-slide combat going on every night! 210
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025President Trump looking virile as ever on his way to a morning round of golf 040
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/08/2025While leaving his encampment, one homeless person was heard to remark, "Yeah, this sucks, but have you seen Gavin's social media posts? Ha ha, great stuff, I bet it really gets Trump's goat, that's what's important." 1128958
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Harcourt Brace, & Co turning down Catcher In the Rye. Decca Records turning down The Beatles. Universal Studios turning down Star Wars. Democratic leaders not supporting Zohran Mamdani. 425529
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonKevin M. Levin @civilwarmemory.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done. 619219486276
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 10/08/2025One time Biden said Tony Hinchcliffe is garbage and it got more media than JD Vance ever will in his entire life 06413
Ryan Middleton @ryanmiddleton.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Sprinkled some corn silk atop those silver locks 110
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome 30175551564
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 26/07/2025Meiselas: And it's certainly not anti-Semitic to criticize what Netanyahu is doing...you can have basic humanity and speak out against atrocities that are happening in Gaza and watching people starve to death, and that does not make you antisemitic at all. 23652011350
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonWorking Class Ferret @workingclassferret.bsky.social · 21/07/20252 things if you haven't already: 1) Check out Alien Super Show 2) Check out Mallory McMorrow for US Senate Both are awesome! 031
Reposted by Ryan MiddletonYour Blue Friendo @yourbluefriendo.bsky.social · 21/07/2025so nice to see Dems being `authentic` and `real` and showing how lame that lazy mainstream media talking point is. Full ep of Alien Super Show with @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social is a definite recommend 👍 011
