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Ryan Marshall

@ryanismarshall.bsky.social
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Rural Illinois living, arcade bar owning, golf swingin, former city council member-ing, wrestling fan debating, lib. And no, I don’t care about whatever crypto that someone is selling.

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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
To be fair, I was enraged at the moment, so the post wasn’t phrased as nicely as now. But still, if it’s something that you don’t do, why be offended by it? Like, how is this ok & defensible when I’m grabbing additional stock?
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This guy feels like the ultimate embodiment of MAGA. If you’re curious, the hoodie says “One Nation Under Trump” on it, with a giant cross coming out of the flag. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I wonder what they’re plotting on me. Beautiful bird, though.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If any of you are in IL-16 and want to meet who we’re hoping will bounce out of office one of the quiet & constant yes votes for the maga agenda, then swing by Dixon a week from Sunday. Right in the heart of Reagan country, we’re working to put Paul Nolley in office to work for us.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
These two are about to be my US Senators. Hell yeah! Keep up the winning, Illinois!
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee for Illinois, Lt. Governor Julianna Stratton is seated next to current U.S. Senator from Illinois, Tammy Duckworth.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today’s book choice at work. I wonder why.
A picture of the book, “Mediocre: The Dangerous Legacy of White Male America” by author Ijeoma Oluo
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Anyone have one of these kickin around? May back just locked up in the worst way, and I feel like this will cure it.
Picture of a school desk for right handers. Also the greatest back cracking equipment that has ever been invented.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yep, this is where we’re at as a country. Some people will wake up from this cult, see how horrendous it is, & fight against them. But some won’t be able to be rehabilitated from this. And for those people applauding this, I look forward to the day I get to celebrate their downfall.
The left side of the image shows a 5 year old wearing a blue bunny hat while being detained by ICE. The right side of the image shows the little girl in the red jacket from the movie Schindler’s List. Both photos are in black and white, with only the hat on the boy and the coat on the girl having any color.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Caleb Williams is a legend for this alone.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Why’s he doing the Ashton face, though? 🤣
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Everybody is apparently getting a half serving in this thought experiment by Fox News.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Has there ever been an FBI Director & DHS Sec. who did less work, and burned more money than Patel & Noem? Pretty sure the last 5 directors, combined, didn’t take the amount of vacations that he has in the last 10 months. But hey, ya just gotta hit F1 Vegas, I guess.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Teddy was on to something 100+ years in advance.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Gee, isn’t that just an interesting cut from Fox/FS1 video editors. If you’re not gonna show the scumbag Texas state trooper shoving 2 S. Carolina players, then why even show the tunnel shot? Texas A&M will never not be exactly who everyone assumes they are.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There’s plenty out there willing to be an R2, if maga gets their ridiculous wish. But, we’re gonna need some Chopper’s too. Befriend your Chopper’s, so that you don’t get caught up in their excitement.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Same Seth, same. The Bears might be trying to lower the avg. life span of an entire fan base, this season.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Can’t figure out if the signs are the same few people every week or not, but I’m beyond sick and tired of seeing gigantic religious signs on Gameday every week. I’ve already had to kick a christo-fascist out of my bar this week, I’m not trying to see it every Saturday too.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
From the look of it, no one did.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Why don’t you zoom out on that thumbnail picture, AP?
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
At what point does The Hague step in? Can’t they bring him in for some questioning during his next vacay? Feel like he’s gotta be due for another one in the next week or two, perfect time to step in & say hi.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Family group chat this morning. Lee County in IL is pretty damn red, yet this was the case during a cookout at a local grocery store. You couldn’t find parking within a block when it was Lee County Dems at the same location. The last message had me cracking up.
Family group text chat. It’s noted that only 1 person is in line for a cookout for the women of the Republican Party. Also, that it’s being staffed by all men.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
You asked the question that Neil somehow answered 8 hours before. Who sees all, and knows all, now?
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Fuck it. I’ll hear them out.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
He’s already useless as a state rep, while also having zero personality. This just adds to the legacy of uselessness/grossness of his family in elected positions. His 1 uncle would sleep through county board budget conversations, while being the county treasurer.
Photo of IL state rep Brad Fritts, with a caption stating he’s dropping his membership to the Sauk Valley Chamber of Commerce, because they had a statement on their website about DEI. Also, because a prayer was changed.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
A hell of a ball player, awesome team leader, & from many accounts, a fantastic human being. Rest well, Ryno. (I’m adding some pictures from that day)
My sister stands on the field of Sloan Park before throwing out the first pitch of a Cubs game. A group stands on the field of Sloan Park before a Cubs Spring Training game. Clark the Cub doing me a solid by putting his very large glove over my sisters face for a picture. Clark the Cub removed the glove from my sisters face.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yeah, she wins on this one.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Yeah, we’re having a day here as well.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Look outside my bar and see a guy just begging to start an argument, and play the victim. Phone and selfie stick, all ready to go. I wish nothing but unhappiness for him. We’re laughing at him from inside & not giving him what he craves…direct attention.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
So, the Bears just have their original pick then. Feel like they can just remove the “From” section on this one.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If I had to guess, I’d say RFK Jr. definitely cheers against the New Orleans Saints every week. #NFLdraft
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Even in Reagan’s hometown, a deep red rural county, people are out protesting the Trump regime. Proud of my fellow Dixonite’s!
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Part of my sis’s job is that she runs an awards show that is based around hair styling, cutting, color, etc. I sent this picture of Vance to her, & asked if they are eligible for a lifetime achievement award. Something this bad has to be from the resistance, and should be recognized as such.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Holy Fuck Rory! #TheMasters
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I asked this question last night.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am, at this. #TrumpTariffs
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Wonder what this will do to that line of thinking within their caucus.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Billy Ho-ly shit! What a great shot! Also, is there a golf section of threads that I haven’t stumbled on to yet?
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
3 lines. 1 sentence. Sometimes it’s as simple to explain them all, as that. #Liberals #WeTendToOverExplainSometimes #OrMaybeItsMeThatOverExplains #EitherWayThisIsBetter
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Going to assume that the senators from Illinois, @duckworth.senate.gov and Dick Durbin saw these statements from our Governor & Lt. Governor.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Looked up at the bar and noticed something. What incredible timing and coincidence. #WWE #SmackDown #CactusChelsea
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Damn. Maybe that was the high water mark.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Thought this was a decent note on that start.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Saw this when I checked out the website this weekend.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
So my question is, do they have any original thoughts? Are they all emailed talking points that morning and just regurgitate them at will? This is from the same comment section of a post by our local newspaper.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My niece Roscoe. She gets spoiled appropriately, by me.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Anybody need a timeline cleanse? Roscoe would like to help to supply that for you. #BlackLabs #EnglishLabs #Labradors
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Just gonna throw this here early for people to read before responding.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
So much winning by this administration.
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