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Ryan Marshall

@ryanismarshall.bsky.social
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Rural Illinois living, arcade bar owning, golf swingin, former city council member-ing, wrestling fan debating, lib. And no, I don’t care about whatever crypto that someone is selling.

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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why aren’t we framing the BS “pro-life” movement more strongly as what it really is, Anti-Freedom. Freedom for women to choose their own lives and bodies.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have drastically pissed off a few GenX members for an ongoing issue I have at my bar from the 50+ year old crowd only. Hate from liberals & maga alike. Who would’ve thought that saying people shouldn’t walk behind a bar to “see something closer” is such a divisive statement?
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
As nice as it would be for our justice system to take care of this current administration after this shit-show all ends, I truly think we need to hand them over to The Hague to show the rest of the world that we can be trusted.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If there’s ever an actual free & fair election again, if Dems can pull off getting out of their own way & take all 3 levels, then they should nationalize SpaceX & Starlink. Considering tax payers funded most of it anyway, might as well have control over the profits.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
$1 trillion dollar net worth, and he’ll still pay penny’s in taxes. I can’t imagine being so narcissistic that I’d think having billions, never mind a trillion dollars, would be a good thing. They should be embarrassed for hoarding that much while so many suffer.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Am I a Knicks fan? Absolutely not. Am I a Spurs fan? Also no. As much love & respect I have for Pops though, I don’t want to see any team from the state of Texas win a damn thing right now. So I guess I’m cheering for the Knicks.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Myles Garrett is going to the Rams. FML. Why’s he gotta be in our conference now?!
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This guy feels like the ultimate embodiment of MAGA. If you’re curious, the hoodie says “One Nation Under Trump” on it, with a giant cross coming out of the flag. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
People that put their head on windows of a business to look inside after pulling on a locked door multiple times when the sign on the door says closed, and then say “No rush, just seeing if you’re open”, should be mocked mercilessly
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So the U.S. government is planning to invest $2bil in quantum computing companies in exchange for “an equity stake”. I thought the GOP was against nationalization of company’s? I also wonder whom exactly is going to be an equity holder, because I seriously doubt it’s the American public. #ShadyDeals
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
DNC is in dire need of a wartime consigliere to head it up. Jasmine Crockett, Ben Winkler, anyone else that has fight in them. Ken Martin hasn’t been it, and that’s not changing any time soon for him.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The fact that the default vote for so many in the U.S. is somehow still the GOP is just a constant reminder of how utterly dumb & racist this country is. It also shows insanely impressive the Reagan era was at kicking off negative attack politics on Dems.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I wonder what they’re plotting on me. Beautiful bird, though.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’ve never been on any form of poly markets, but I’m wondering if there’s a line checking if Nick Castellanos homers on the day IT happens.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If any of you are in IL-16 and want to meet who we’re hoping will bounce out of office one of the quiet & constant yes votes for the maga agenda, then swing by Dixon a week from Sunday. Right in the heart of Reagan country, we’re working to put Paul Nolley in office to work for us.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The “Greatest Generation” got their nickname for a lot of reasons, but building up the middle class was one of its most important. Boomers apparently got their nickname because of the enjoyment they got for blowing that all up in the name of greed.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/03/2026
Lieu: "I want the White House to send Kevin Hassett to every single TV channel and to every single swing House district where he can tell the voters of America that hurting consumers is 'the last of our concerns.'"
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
These two are about to be my US Senators. Hell yeah! Keep up the winning, Illinois!
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee for Illinois, Lt. Governor Julianna Stratton is seated next to current U.S. Senator from Illinois, Tammy Duckworth.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This Ides of March has fucking sucked so far.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Engagement on Bluesky isn’t too good for me, (feels very Twitter-ish in that regard), compared to threads. But I don’t know anyone on here, so I can give any unhinged thoughts I have somewhere to go.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m trying to remember, was lil’ bitch Markwayne Mullin the one who needed a box to stand on to look taller at a debate podium?
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
news.drake.edu/2026/03/03/s... Kids are dying just to distract from the release of files. Fuck everything about this administration, and those that defend it.
news.drake.edu
Statement From Drake University Honoring Sgt. Declan Coady - Drake University Newsroom
We are heartbroken to learn that Declan Coady—a well-loved and highly dedicated Drake University student studying information systems, cybersecurity, and computer science—was confirmed to be among the six U.S. service members killed in Kuwait on Sunday. He has bravely served in the U.S. Army Reserves since 2023 as an Information Technologies Specialist and had an incredibly...
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I wonder if the message Fight Club was conveying would’ve actually landed with men if they switched Pitt & Norton’s roles.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today’s book choice at work. I wonder why.
A picture of the book, “Mediocre: The Dangerous Legacy of White Male America” by author Ijeoma Oluo
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If I see another post about a group saying that they’re “threatening to release Epstein Files”, I’m going to fucking scream. Either put them out on multiple platforms for everyone to see, or just shut the fuck up.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
On a scale of 0-10, my tolerance for bullshit/stupidity is at -9.875 today. Not great when bartending.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I lost respect for Jack Nicklaus & Tiger Woods years ago when they kept showing support for Trump. Doubling & tripling down on it. Both being silent with all of the Epstein Files info coming out, had what little left I had for them completely disappear.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Anyone have one of these kickin around? May back just locked up in the worst way, and I feel like this will cure it.
Picture of a school desk for right handers. Also the greatest back cracking equipment that has ever been invented.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yep, this is where we’re at as a country. Some people will wake up from this cult, see how horrendous it is, & fight against them. But some won’t be able to be rehabilitated from this. And for those people applauding this, I look forward to the day I get to celebrate their downfall.
The left side of the image shows a 5 year old wearing a blue bunny hat while being detained by ICE. The right side of the image shows the little girl in the red jacket from the movie Schindler’s List. Both photos are in black and white, with only the hat on the boy and the coat on the girl having any color.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
At least with the Bears losing last week against the Rams, I don’t have to find out which players I’d despise on the team when they excitedly show up at the White House. Downside is, I also don’t get to see which players want no part of this fascist regime.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Jonathan Toews got a much earned, and beautiful return ovation in Chicago tonight. Caleb Williams & PCA being in the crowd for it, seeing how Chicago will treats their players (especially their leaders) that win championships, has to be inspiring as hell.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If they would’ve just moved Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull from Peru to Argentina, they could’ve easily kept the Nazi’s as his main villain. Would’ve been fine if they changed the MacGuffin, too.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Who’s gonna host this new version of the “Nuremberg Trials”, when the time comes? LA, Chicago, & NYC are going to want them, but feel like Minneapolis might be the right spot for it.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Caleb Williams is a legend for this alone.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 08/01/2026
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This Steelers/Ravens game has lost the plot. It’s just batshit insanity, and fun as hell. Congrats to Sunday Night Football for getting it to end the regular season.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The yearly rewatch has begun. Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas giving us singing camel’s, narrating dinosaurs in Santa outfits, & the Paris Bell Harmonic is just phenomenal work.
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Christmas Claymation - We Three Kings
YouTube video by MrSpyderman1979
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Are people all that shocked that the network of NCIS & Blue Bloods would take the CECOT story off the 60 Minutes lineup?
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Coheed & Cambria offering up my new favorite Xmas song of the season, was not expected. @meidastouch.com @thetnholler.bsky.social @podsaveamerica.crooked.com
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Coheed and Cambria - "One Last Miracle" [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Coheed and Cambria
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Next administration needs to make it law that everyone get a mandatory day off from work, fully paid, but only for a pilgrimage to FDT grave, so everyone gets to piss on it. You register the day that works best (make a weekend out of it), show it to your job, must be approved.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Everybody is apparently getting a half serving in this thought experiment by Fox News.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The Rams look so damn terrifying. My god.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Has there ever been an FBI Director & DHS Sec. who did less work, and burned more money than Patel & Noem? Pretty sure the last 5 directors, combined, didn’t take the amount of vacations that he has in the last 10 months. But hey, ya just gotta hit F1 Vegas, I guess.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Teddy was on to something 100+ years in advance.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Gee, isn’t that just an interesting cut from Fox/FS1 video editors. If you’re not gonna show the scumbag Texas state trooper shoving 2 S. Carolina players, then why even show the tunnel shot? Texas A&M will never not be exactly who everyone assumes they are.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Guy sitting at the booth next to me at breakfast is on a team work call, on speakerphone. Since I’m being subjected to listening to it against my will, do I get to charge him my hourly rate for it? That should be the going rate for people using speaker phone in restaurants.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I just have 1 thing to say to you right now, @durbin.senate.gov…You little bitch.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There’s plenty out there willing to be an R2, if maga gets their ridiculous wish. But, we’re gonna need some Chopper’s too. Befriend your Chopper’s, so that you don’t get caught up in their excitement.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There is currently a fundraiser downtown for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library. The amount of maga women that are currently dressed up like Dolly, supporting literacy & free books for kids, is wild. I’ve heard most of them openly shit on education.
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Ryan Marshall @ryanismarshall.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
1/ A few years back, there was a bookie in my town that was running a Super Bowl pool. Nothing unheard of, most of the bars had them before slot machines came in. Game comes & goes, and it’s time for pay outs. Only, he doesn’t have the money to pay different winners. It’s like $15-20k in payouts.
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