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Ryan @handle.invalid · 09/10/2026
What is stoneperfluous?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 08/10/2026
What a coincidence, Kimberly Guilfoyle is also my personal go-to when I want Kid Rock to see the lyrics to a song I wrote
Beyond that, Deters and a local guitarist had written a song called “Kentucky Outlaw,” and wanted Guilfoyle to get the lyrics to country-rapper Kid Rock: “He’s a Kentucky outlaw/He fights the man and refuses to crawl.”
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 07/10/2026
Beyond that, Deters and a local guitarist had written a song called “Kentucky Outlaw,” and wanted Guilfoyle to get the lyrics to country-rapper Kid Rock: “He’s a Kentucky outlaw/He fights the man and refuses to crawl.”
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 07/10/2026
He's saying "soup or intelligence" There's no wrong choice, either way is a winner
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
You think that's funny?
Principal Skinner: "Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
Right now Michael Tracy is at home crying like a little girl"
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
What is Optic Metal?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
That leads to everything else starting later, eliminating that extra hour of golf
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026
I envy the people of North Carolina. Half the TV commercials in Cincy are political ads, and I get at least a dozen campaign flyers per week in the mail
Televangelist praying: “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026
What is ambient rainforest noise?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026
Who is John Chinsy Adams?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
After weeks of 2-3 campaign flyers per day, today's haul:
Eight campaign flyers from today's mail that are each 8½ x 11

1 Pro Husted, 3 Anti Brown
1 Pro Conroy, 1 Anti Landsman
1 Anti Conroy
1 Pro Issue 3
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
But my entire interview strategy is built around taking a dramatic sip, leaning back, crossing my legs, and saying "that's an interesting idea.." every time I'm asked a question
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
Who is Amelia Corrugatedhart?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
This big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes, barely able to control himself, walked right up to me and said: "Sir, Sir... MARK HALPERIN"
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
Who is Brigham Tut?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 24/09/2026
You never know, he might have had his plane fly next to Xi's so they could talk Grey Poupon style
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 23/09/2026
The Donald J Trump And Grant's Tomb
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 23/09/2026
He has the numbers backwards There are about 19 million people in Florida under age 65, and about 3.85 in Florida on Obamacare, a little over 1/5
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
Who is Saint Kool?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
What are Yoopers?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ernest P. Worrell's Exaggerated Smile
ALT: Ernest P. Worrell's Exaggerated Smile
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
What is Pity Latin?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
What are Prairie Dog Tools?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
One for @actualnames.bsky.social FBI Agents Ball and Gounaud (which I assume is the Canadian spelling of gonad)
By late 2024, Ball and Gounaud, the FBI agents, had come to believe there was enough evidence to warrant a broader investigation into bribery of members of Congress, according to a memo seen by ProPublica.
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
What is Sonic the Spadehog?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 21/09/2026
If you're looking a corded, check the outlet you're going to be plugging it into. It's probably 15 amp, so don't get a blower that's stronger than that or a 20 amp extension cord Also see what else is on that breaker with the outlet, you might have to turn some things off when you use it
15-amp outlet, 5-15-R20-amp outlet, 5-20R
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
What is hippie hair?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
Wait, I always thought "Explorer" was her last name, and her middle name was "The"
Movie ad:
Explorer Is Her Middle Name
Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month and get discounted tickets to see DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD back on the big screen 9/18-9/24!
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
When freezing leftovers, portion based on what you need for your future uses. Squeeze the air out of the bag, seal it, then flatten it as much as possible. They're easier to store that way, and reheat faster
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
Who is Charlie the Spaz?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
What are the Cleveland Browns?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 18/09/2026
You're telling me that kids are not only buying the TP, but buying Charmin? The stuff in their school bathrooms is much better suited for the purpose, and can be liberated from the dispensers with a small screwdriver, nail file, etc
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 18/09/2026
What is a Dutch Oven?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 18/09/2026
What is the horizontal mambo?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 17/09/2026
Watched the movie Hope last night (Korean thriller) As the credits came up someone shouted "What?" and I think that pretty much sums up the last 5 minutes of the movie
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026
That's how foreign military aid works, it's like the original way Wheel of Fortune ended, except the prizes are being sold by US military contractors
Lady looking at stuff to buy with her Wheel of Fortune winnings
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026
I bought it not knowing what it was last year. When I thawed it and cut it open, it was clearly pre-cooked Taco Bell meat It turns into a meaty soybean paste when you slow cook it
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026
Taco Bell meat is still $4/pound at the local restaurant supply store
A 5 pound bag of Beef and Vegetable protein taco filling for $20
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026
What are mullets?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026
They drilled into the marble to put his name on it, and might have even cracked it taking it off. They're hiding the damage until they can replace it
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026
Tucker - sees 3rd is wide open and goes for it Elly - sees the same thing and pulls an Elly Sal - solid throw Ashcraft - oh crap, I should be covering 3rd (as Sal is throwing to Elly)
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026
What is A'Dingoatemybaby?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026
Who is Shaquille O'Brien?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026
What is the Old Country Buffet?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026
What is de-splicing?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026
And his name was...
E.T., the extraterrestrial.
I loved that little guy.
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026
Amy Acton once made a joke about not being able to work her TV remote, is that the type of person you want as your governor?
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
Come on Spelling Bee, bee better
NYT Spelling Bee rejecting "dickhead" as a word
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
The man got to stick his head out the window at 20,000 feet like a dog in a car
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Ryan @handle.invalid · 09/09/2026
There is not a single legal or Constitutional argument in that entire article. The closest he comes is "GOP lawmakers might sue and delay it" and "The Founders never said they wanted it to work that way"
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