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Ryan

@ryandls.bsky.social
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Just here for jokes and finding good writing.

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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Paxton’s ad team.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the site can die now. This one got the core
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jaden Baugh is a very good football player. They should make more Jaden Baugh.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bijon is absurd
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The key to unlocking Caleb Williams was deciding to look like a herb.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Name a band using only emojis. 🏴
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This Sam Falconer piece is a banger.
cover art of NTY piece and Angel Reese and The Atlanta Dream.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can't think of another brand universally loved like @homefield.bsky.social. In any industry. It's wild.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I forget most don’t read bios or check links, so before this packed next 3 weeks kick off: • hi im Jamie, an actor of 12 yrs professionally + 25 years of training • I write. a lot. it’s all in my linktree. • I travel. A lot. • I have 2 podcasts • I sing and dance • I know what I’m talking about
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@swordsjew.bsky.social Hey, just a heads up, the paid subscription hyperlink in the emails seems to be broken.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@surber.bsky.social damn it, you might be right away Dine N'Dash. This song slays.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is the NWSL always this physical? These women look like they hate each other’s guts.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@surber.bsky.social album freaking rules. Makes me want go listen to the Samiam catalog. Great guitar work.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@jasonkirk.fyi 1st 3, Black Sabbath and Fugazi
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is an immaculate color combo World Cup match.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I know animal posts are a hit on here, so you’re welcome for me not posting a vid of my barn cat devouring a 1/2 of a young bunny, guts out and all.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
this wold cup is perfect for the casuals like me who tune in to the big tournaments. Euros. Concacaf, ect. Mbabe, Haaland, and Messi doing cool shit is the best.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hated Knicks my whole life but got really into this team’s run…until I logged into Bluesky tonight. Total loser behavior from Knicklehead fans.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Man, it’s been a while since I’ve thought one team in the final so badly outcoached the other.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Keldon Johnson has played 14 too many minutes
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Highway robbery.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is the coolest shit
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
And this was a performance Ohtani was frustrated with.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m so glad that I have no idea what this means.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It would be funny if so many sports radio/podcast haven’t tried to make this a serious point
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How can you swallow your whistles then blow an active puck dead in 1/2 2nd
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Do you have a musical artist, when you hear their new music, you’ve never once wished the music is what they did before? Mine is Eric Bachmann.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just remembered a time when working a traveling industrial furnace repair job. One of the masons came up from TN for a job. I noticed and L-shaped bone on his key chain. I asked what it was and he replied, "What, ain't you ever seen a coon dick? It's a good luck charm."
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
11 year-old me working the concession hut at a girls softball game. One player's aunt, Virginia Madsen, told me I had "such pretty blue eyes." This was just after having seen her butt in the movie Long Gone.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Is that the funniest game 7 ever?
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’m not used to seeing Maria Taylor not towering over tiny sports men.
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Speaking of fake Modest Mouse song titles...
screenshot of google search reading "elbows are the knees of the arm"
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sung to the tune of Young Americans, "Madeline Albright, Secretary of State of America."
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Strawberry Shoulder Fracture
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tombstone. It will always be my Huckleberry.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Accommodate
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A whole bunch of college football weirdos having fun by donating a couple mil to a refugee org is political terrorism.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I should have left work a while ago but really want to see the next www.edsbscharitybowl.com ring treatment. But alas, 35 minute ride home must now happen.
edsbscharitybowl.com
EDSBS Charity Bowl
Benefiting New American Pathways
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's driving me crazy which MLB player's Kendall Wells swing reminds me of. It's right their, man.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social is the king of bits that are just sorta funny at the beginning and have me howling by the end of the bit.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I know it’s not the point, but who would date this loser?
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Forgot to get the screengrab, but I donated $24.63 to #charitibundibowl yesterday for the number of letters in"oh no disaster what a bad idea" plus fees. No link to either school, just wanted to celebrate the greatest call of all time. @edsbenedict.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What a day of hockey.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
3rd night in a row for me. Though tonight got close
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Does anyone look less than their name than Seth Lugo. Truly jarring.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I just want everyone to be watching the same game as I.
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
AND, all 3 liberals won board of trustee positions in my Village of Caledonia!
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is excellent!
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Ryan @ryandls.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
You love to see it.
Miles Mikolas stat line. 4ip, 11 hits, 11 runs, 4HR, 14.46 ERA
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