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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Doing some repairs on the cargo shorts that got me through movies in the early 2000s

Old cargo shorts with fireworks stitching reshaping the mushed pockets. Laid over my legs in repaired jeans on the front porch

Picture of a sashiko style repair on stone early 2000 cargo shorts that got worn on one too many sets

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

You being upset doesn't obligate anyone else to anything. Don't expect other people to change for you.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

This is how you make jeans last a couple decades

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Is it weird that my response to TERFs is to say, "why are you being a little birch about this? Calm your tits!"

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

If you know about it. And have power to do something about it. And decide not to. You're evil.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Selling people things they want is never an act of war. This is why Balenciaga hasn't had their design offices involved in kinetic strikes against known combatants.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

This is what's wrong with America. That spot at Harvard could have uplifted a poor kid who worked hard and instead it went to a narcissistic addict from a "good" family. Absurd

A screenshot from the Atlantic app with the following words highlighted messily in blue

By the time he was accepted into Harvard (his father, his uncles, and his grandfather had all gone there), he had been pushed out of multiple boarding schools, been arrested for marijuana possession, and become estranged from his mother. When he was still a teenager, he hopped trains to Haight-Ashbury, in San Francisco, to hang with the hippies, and worked in a Colorado lumber camp. His heroin addiction would last 14 years,

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If the other cops around the cop who got hit by a sandwich by sandwich guy aren't currently calling him "hero" exclusively then I don't even want to live in this continuum

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

What responsibility justifies your privilege?

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Looks like SOMEONE is feeling guilty about Epstein activities.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Sometimes you just need some majesty in your life. Don't fail to full screen it. Totally worth it. Just wait until 20 seconds when you see the solar panels roll across the earth

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Alexandra rocked it on this one. I hope someone slips a printout of this under Ladapo's door every ten minutes for the next 10 years. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

theatlantic.com

Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children

The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

In our personal lives we need to pretend free will is real. As a society we need to realize that it kind of isn't.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

synergistically ravaging our mitochondria is the funniest few words I've seen in a long time.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I, for one, am glad that the administration is investigating Michael Bolton. How am I supposed to live without you? Stand on your own feet, she's not worth it.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Mars may want our women, but look who wants our seniors!

A Mediterranean scene with the caption, "wanted:seniors for Portugal". It's almost certainly not asking people to kidnap seniors.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

How short was Big Balls' skirt? Did he lead the attackers on? What was he doing out at night? This is his fault

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Oh, VDOT, you have no idea how down my bed is.

A picture depicting a highway construction sign beside I-64 in Virginia.

It reads, "is your bed down?"

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

If you're more than 18 but less than old you can't spa

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Me, to someone who just told me they work for ICE: That's OK, man, I'm sure that if you work hard and get the right skills you can eventually be a real cop. Like at a mall or a college or something. You know, where you get a badge and stuff?

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Pascal's wager. "I'll bet I can bang that person" He usually wins

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Such a shame that Pascals were wasted on pressure measurement when they could have been used as the unit for male sexual magnetism

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Anyone else seeming to drive out of the sky into a parking spot?

A picture of a video rear view mirror showing the sky as if the Walmart parking lot is, somehow, being followed by the sky

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I've decided that I'm going to replace kaizen with kaiju every time I use it What could go wrong?

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Anybody else have a strange alien beach on their porch?

A picture of a railing whose grain pattern has combined with wear patterns, dirt patterns and a couple drips of isopropyl to show a dude on an alien beach with a strange bio torch in the foreground.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Buying a pallet of frozen smelt. For nefarious porpoises.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

This batch of pizza dough has been reading the political news.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Remember, when someone calls you a POS, you can take comfort in the fact that you KNOW you don't take credit cards or do inventory management

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I've seen movies you wouldn't believe, 4 about the myriad horrors of mandibles.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

100% of jokes you don't tell fail to make anyone laugh. more shots on goal leads to more goals.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

There's no reason to believe in me. There's good evidence I exist.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Pour one out for the real bangers that you said while a little high but didn't write down

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Cows are SUPER low energy. No wonder we eat them

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

If you run a biomedical company you're REALLY leaving a lot of good works on the table if you're not spending a fair bit of money to advertise to HHS employees that you're prioritizing hiring anyone fired by Lil Bobby. You know they're going to be amazing employees that follow the science.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Going into the backyard and exploring the corners of my outbuildings. I see shed people.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

The pickled snowman project is going about as well as can be expected

A jar of pickled snowmen. You can see on their faces how terrible the pickling process is

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Does the new testament condemn homosexuality or is Paul just a bigot that Jesus didn't clamp down on hard enough?

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

The quote posting is out of control. Quit it.

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Do cardinals doodle potential Pope names in their notebooks with little hearts and stuff?

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Met a microbiologist the other day. Thought that he looked taller than you'd expect. Like maybe he was a normal sized biologist

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Be like Jesus. Spend infinitely more time in your earthly life ragging on rich people then calling out gay people

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

This is an incredibly beautiful moment in the world

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

how does this feel to those of us who have studied international economics and international politics? Imagine an aeronautical engineer sitting on a plane, watching drunk airline execs complaining that "the wings are too big, they slow down the plane" and revving up a giant Sawzall

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Ryan Bedell @ryanbedell.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Sometimes you look around and realize that the writers are really phoning it in lately. More supervision in the writer's room!

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