Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This weekend I drywalled my garage and met my most hated enemy: every person who has ever lived in my house including me 010
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m training my dog to use talking buttons and he just asked for water when his bowl was empty. So that’s exciting. 010
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ed Sheeran really being forced to smoke a whole pack of being apolitical. 030
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There was one thing that Carney said in his speech that Americans would have missed. "We are masters in our own home." Maîtres chez nous was the slogan of the Quebec Liberals in 1960, and became the rallying cry for the Quiet Revolution in which Quebec seized control of their power plants. 272
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’ve lost count of the number of tornado warning we’ve had this summer. Of the days where the air is not breathable. We got more rain in July than any month since records began. Last year my neighbours’ wells were running dry. How are we not dealing with a full blown global climate emergency? 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I looked at Twitter for the first time in a while and my For You page is literally 100% white nationalist propaganda. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If I was He-Man I would simply cut Skeletor’s head off. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I pay so much for Google Workspace (a thing that was previously free) and it simply cannot stop showing me ads to pay more for more AI slop functions I already don't want or use. I might need to find a replacement at this point. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You: I can tell when something is AI-written from the em-dashes Me (an intellectual): My brain is incapable of parsing content written by AI. It is like reading a riddle written by an alien. It makes me feel like my language centre is dying. 020
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In climate Hell news, yesterday, meteorologists were warning of tornados and hail the size of golf balls. Thankfully, the wildfire smoke was so thick the storm fizzled out. The Earth has Mister Burns disease. 020
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Gary Sinise is Banksy and he shoots you for… two lethal damage. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m so jealous of that weird little man from Ohio who hangs out in the kitchen all season on The Bear. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I would be impressed if an NFL quarterback made this throw. 110
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The best part of gardening is always looking like you just clawed your way out of a shallow grave 010
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Happy to find out that the bad man I’ve never heard of lost. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Spider Noir is the final exam for Nicholas Cage: Good or Bad 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We should agree as a society that every time someone becomes a trillionaire we use them for their succulent meat. 010
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026A weird side effect of AI slop: starting to notice all of the slopisms (quietly, honest, nonstop negative parallelisms) seems to have made me more critical of writing in general. Weird phrases that I would have ignored in the past now jump out at me, even if they're not AI-generated. 010
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I choose to believe that every dollar of tax I have ever paid in my life was used to fund 0.03% of hosting a big soccer game. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Ottawa is a cool place to live if you’re torn between arctic tundra and the jungles of Cambodia. 020
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Trying to remember the last time I read an article or watched a video that didn't describe something as happening "quietly." 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Hey Jude is the worst fucking song ever written and Paul McCartney’s brain is broken from six decades of fame. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I've been trying out PostHog analytics since GA4 sucks complete ass and I'm just gonna say it.... I wouldn't have called it that. 010
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026If you use the word "quietly," unfortunately I am forced to assume that you are AI slop. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Autocorrect bro, I’m begging you. Bro please let me write words that are real words. 030
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026My dog’s favourite trick is smiling at strangers until they talk to him and then barking at them. 020
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026This is obviously a very serious crime but have you ever played Codenames? 030
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Lately every time I come across something that’s now written by AI and is actually written by someone who can write well, I feel a sense of relief come over me. 010
Reposted by RyanDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The President of the United States posted this. That he will continue in office affirms that we are unfit to govern ourselves and our American experiment has failed. Too many of us are too stupid, cowardly and damaged to be citizens of a republic, let alone our elected representatives. 5465999
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026When Alex Jones starts making sense you know it's over. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Claude Code circumvented its own privacy settings to expose a bunch of private keys, caught it immediately and then scolded me and told me not to do that again. Definitely replacing every job by 2027 though. 031
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Starting a new business where I make databases for the government for less than four billion dollars. www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...theglobeandmail.comReplacing Phoenix pay system will cost at least $4.2-billion, Auditor-General report saysReport finds federal efforts to eliminate backlog of pay complaints are falling short 020
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 22/03/2026You either die an Andy or live long enough to become Chris Pratt. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Whoever is in charge of sound for the Oscars should be somehow punished. 030
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I like Jon Hamm a lot as an actor but I do wish he wasn’t trying to get me addicted to gambling every time I see I commercial. 110
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026This is the GOOD clock change. If you’re complaining about DST you’re wrong, and frankly, incorrect. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026How it feels when I say "gamsahamnida" at the Korean grocery store. 000
Reposted by RyanWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/02/2026Be it thy course to busy giddy minds With foreign quarrels, that action, hence borne out, May waste the memory of the former days. 6488133
Reposted by RyanOffice of the Public Advocate Jumaane D. Williams @advocate.nyc.gov · 24/02/2026As a Black man with Tourette Syndrome, the Public Advocate has some thoughts on BAFTA, Pt. 1: Hear about his experience with Coprolalia, his thoughts on how BAFTA mishandled the moment, and the need for care for all who are harmed: Full video: youtu.be/FgaqKIxS4Hs 181705710
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I guess Canada will just have to be content that our government is not run by pedophiles. :( 020
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I think you be an olympic hockey referee you should be able to count to five. 000
Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Both teams are playing exceptionally well and no matter what happens I think we can all agree that everyone on Team USA should be imprisoned for life. 041
