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Ryan

@ryananderson.bsky.social
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Featherless biped.

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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They got him good in Weekend Update too. I’m amazed what they’re able to get away with compared to the US.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SNL UK makes regular SNL look like a stupid asshole.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This weekend I drywalled my garage and met my most hated enemy: every person who has ever lived in my house including me
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know that truck. It is my enemy.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is that supposed to be him?
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m training my dog to use talking buttons and he just asked for water when his bowl was empty. So that’s exciting.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bedbug-level take.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gizmo says hello!
A cut brown and white Bajan village dog.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This would stimulate the freaky little guy economy
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He said he wasn’t complicit though.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A stupid name for a piece of trash by idiots
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It that there are SO many money pit projects. My property tax doubled in the past 7 years - no exaggeration. Meanwhile we’re billions over budget on transit that sucks, renovating a stadium in the Glebe for (at least) a billion. It’s hardly austerity to want the city to stop fucking doing that.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s definitely one of those politicians who when I see someone with his sign I just want to ask “what is it you like about him?”
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HOW DID THEY MAKE SIRI WORSE???????
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I pay $100 a month for cops
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why doesn’t Canada, the larger of the two countries, simply eat America?
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Especially when the summaries don’t make any sense
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran really being forced to smoke a whole pack of being apolitical.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anthropic’s only goal with this AI panic narrative is regulatory capture. They know that they will not be able to compete in the long term with open weight models.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Canada is pretty big.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What's up fellow youth!!!! When I say "Everything's," you say "Fine!"
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First Nations groups will not take kindly to their language being erased, which could definitely put additional pressure on talks. We should call it what it is: pathetic. But this kind of petty tantrum absolutely makes it harder to work with them.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: Crybaby cries more
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"If those kids could read they'd be very upset." still from King of the Hill
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Totally - I think the power generation bit might have been the veiled threat though. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I ran out of characters!
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There was one thing that Carney said in his speech that Americans would have missed. "We are masters in our own home." Maîtres chez nous was the slogan of the Quebec Liberals in 1960, and became the rallying cry for the Quiet Revolution in which Quebec seized control of their power plants.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Glad she's responsive in lying to your face Eric. It's so important that you're able to gobble it up as fast as you can.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ted Lasso is BACK, and he is VERY SAD!
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lol literally yes.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You can have a dozen eggs, as a treat.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Current research shows minimal impact on serum cholesterol from dietary cholesterol in most people if that makes you feel better.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve lost count of the number of tornado warning we’ve had this summer. Of the days where the air is not breathable. We got more rain in July than any month since records began. Last year my neighbours’ wells were running dry. How are we not dealing with a full blown global climate emergency?
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can’t believe an apartment application fee is even legal.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pretty insensitive to people who don’t have the privilege to take unpaid load-taking internships just to break into the load industry.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I used to have a beagle cross named Kirby! He was also a very hungry guy. Yours is very handsome.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I looked at Twitter for the first time in a while and my For You page is literally 100% white nationalist propaganda.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I guess millions of people actively conspiring to and revelling in the idea of ruining someone’s life?
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When I went to Singapore years ago one of the things that shocked me was that they’d publish photos of people “misbehaving” in the newspaper. Like people kissing in public with the caption “free show!” This is way worse.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If I was He-Man I would simply cut Skeletor’s head off.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m going to have to wait to see what happens with current legislation. Proton has already said they’d leave Canada if c22 passes.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I pay so much for Google Workspace (a thing that was previously free) and it simply cannot stop showing me ads to pay more for more AI slop functions I already don't want or use. I might need to find a replacement at this point.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You: I can tell when something is AI-written from the em-dashes Me (an intellectual): My brain is incapable of parsing content written by AI. It is like reading a riddle written by an alien. It makes me feel like my language centre is dying.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not Oneida! You used to be able to trust a sex cult that decided to make spoons to fund their weird commune.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That’s a good one.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In climate Hell news, yesterday, meteorologists were warning of tornados and hail the size of golf balls. Thankfully, the wildfire smoke was so thick the storm fizzled out. The Earth has Mister Burns disease.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is the most insane rambling I’ve ever completely agreed with.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ify Nwadiwe from the show “Um, Actually” of Dropout saying “Oh, that is correct.” It’s a game show where people are given factually incorrect statements and have to make pedantic corrections about them starting with “Um, actually…”
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Gary Sinise is Banksy and he shoots you for… two lethal damage.
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Ryan @ryananderson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m so jealous of that weird little man from Ohio who hangs out in the kitchen all season on The Bear.
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