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Ruz

@ruzrey.bsky.social
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A sort of reformed programmer.

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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I disagree. Water can be desalinated and/rationed. If we avoid war over oil, I think the next wars will be fought over food supply or inhabitable land :-(
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
AltTxt: a mug from podcast "The AI Fix". A picture of a confused-looking pigeon and a question "Would you trust pigeon?"
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My coffee mug says:-
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Couldn't resist, Freida is a very aesthetically pleasing cat.
Beautiful fluffeh black and white cat mirrored to appear like a pompomSame fluffeh black and white cat through a kaleidoscope creating what appears to be a biblically accurate feline floral snowflake.
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Chloe Howie @chloehowie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
NEW VIDEO IS NOW OUT!!!! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON GO AROUND ON THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!! youtu.be/Wm1_UJCvRkg
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The Pilot's Nightmare From Hell 🇳🇴 The Bizzare Case of Braathens Flight 239 🇫🇮 ?
YouTube video by Disaster Breakdown
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Jason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I heard a rumour that the new Star Trek films will be set in the Kevlin timeline
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I agree, but cynically I think "They make money when you are happy. They make money when you are angry. So they don't care."
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The believers frighten me more, because they'll still be around after Trump is out of office. They've gotten so used to being mean to people that I can't see them giving it up overnight.
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Kevlin Henney @kevlin.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Long version (90') of my talk on The Past, Present and Future of Programming Languages at the @accuconf.bsky.social this year www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-3Q...
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The Past, Present and Future of Programming Languages - Kevlin Henney - ACCU 2025
YouTube video by ACCU Conference
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
p.s. PL/I type checking was OK at a basic level. But if you overlaid a function pointer with a basic pointer (using BASED), you could point the basic pointer at anything, which might be some home-grown machine code, then run it by calling the function pointer. This was *frowned upon* :-)
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
That's going to be a *very* short piece...
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Look, this is funny. Fair enough. But I feel sick now.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Nice dig at PL/I :-) At the time it was seen as big and resource hungry compared with COBOL, when bytes and CPU cycles were expensive. COBOL has added the useful facilities that PL/I bigots like me would use to laugh at COBOL programmers, back in the day. And gcc is bigger than PL/I was :-)
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
All my favourite mastodon servers seem fine. Oh, *that* other site! ;-) mobile.other.site is as dead as that squirrel.
mobile.other.site
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Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 18/11/2025
Cloudflare is down... I use UptimeRobot to monitor sites. UptimeRobot is also hosted on Cloudflare. It is VERY BROKEN right now. DownDetector is another useful tool for checking site availability. Also hosted on Cloudflare. DownForEveryoneOrJustMe... yep, hosted on Cloudflare. GOLLY THIS IS FUN!
A screenshot showing that downforeveryoneorjustme.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.A screenshot showing that downdetector.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.A screenshot showing that uptimerobot.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.
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Liz Keogh @lunivore.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
When Cloudflare goes down but you still remember how to program without Copilot
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a small kitten is standing on its hind legs looking at the camera
Alt: A small kitten dancing on its hind legs
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
pingability.com still seems to be working fine. And my website on mythic-beasts. Kryten: engaging smug mode
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Pingability.com: Web Site Monitoring and Alert ServicePingability.com: Web Site Monitoring and Alert Service
Pingability is a server and website monitoring and alert service. It monitors your server or website and alerts you when it goes down.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
That sounds like the "MED files" episode, a corker of a story :-)
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Brill stuff! And is that a train I hear? :-)
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
A Greggs bag in UK claims "BAG SOME JOY" is a registered trademark. Seriously?
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Oh, now that's *very* musical! Bought it on Bandcamp after listening once, which is rare for me :-)
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!
A big tinsel feature in a shopping mall. A reindeer in a bauble that has bars like a bird cage pops out of a giant gift box.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“They’ve accidentally released you?” From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
{chomp! chomp!} ... and the world carries on without a pair of nonce bastards.
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Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Post an image that will always make you laugh
Ginger (orange) cat sat at a dining table on a wooden chair leans back as if shouting towards the kitchen behind.
Text: Ma!! They're posting weird shit again!
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I think AI probably has a place as the uninhibited person in a brainstorming session where "there is no such thing as a stupid question or idea".
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I still remember when it was -14°C in Cumbria, getting into a diesel Peugeot so efficient that it took 20 minutes to warm up the engine. It wasn't actually painful grabbing the steering wheel, but it was close :-)
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
BBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Special The new Private Eye is out now.
A photo of the front cover of issue 1662 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now." The front cover reads “BBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Special” and shows Broadcasting House with speech bubbles coming from the building. The quotes include “Donald Trump says we broadcast fake news!”, “Nigel Farage says we’re totally biased!”, “Boris Johnson says we’re liars!”, “The Daily Mail says we’re peddling conspiracy theories!”, “Kemi Badenoch highlights poor leadership!”, “The Daily Telegraph says we’re editing for political purposes!”, and “Liz Truss says we’ve done huge damage to the country!”
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Roadside warning sign in UK style--white triangle with a bold red border around a picture of a leopard, and the words underneath say "BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD"
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Bizarre. I mean their business model seems to involve taking card payments, so I'd expect them to make that bit easy :-)
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
"The art of the possible" ;-)
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
They're too busy solving "I want a refrigerator that spies on us, shows the family adverts in our own kitchen, and will probably fail when a cloud server goes down".
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
That's been a sales ploy, ever since nobody asked "Could we have razors we have to throw away?" and nobody asked "Can we have bottles with metal tops that can never be put back on?"
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yes. With a nod to Taxman, not the finest song but a proper poke at 1960s UK taking 95% tax on high earnings!
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I bought it on CD (original version, not remastered) without knowing all the tracks, because I wanted to hear Tomorrow Never Knows as it was back in the day. I heard covers by Phil Collins, Steve Marcus and Monsoon with Sheila Chandra before I heard the original!
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
So foreign peops are scared of a finger wagging from our OSA? Oh dear, oh dear... Mullvad :-)
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Have you read Doctorow's Enshittification? For decades, USA has been dismantling protection against corporate monopolies and the damage they can do. Now, surprise! USA has monopolies so powerful they distort politics, the law, and even people's ability to see what is happening around them.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Some of the best people I know have USA passports. And some of the worst. Distillation is a good metaphor, because it separates fractions of the mix. This isn't 'left' vs 'right' to me. The cooperative fraction, the kind that actually built the modern USA, are ignored, and vandals rule :-(
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Maybe not the usual, but Zeppelins had engines...
Led Zeppelin's first album, with a black-and-white image of the Hindenburg as it caught fire.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Alt txt: Autobahn by Kraftwerk. Painted motorway leading off into the distance, with a Mercedes going one way and a classic BW Beetle going the other.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Bat Out Of Hell by Meatloaf.
Fantasy motorcycle riding at a steep angle up out of fantasy Hell.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
After reading the Eye's special report on how Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen’s flagship “levelling up” project became a taxpayer-funded scandal, a reader writes... Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
@ecoflowtech.bsky.social I thought you should know this YouTube advert has maths that don't add up, and by the way "£9.9" is not how we quote prices in UK.
Advert showing an Ecoflow "power station" and "Pay £9.9 get £408 gifts". Description is "Black Friday up to 60% off".
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I was going to say something similar--we brainfucked ourselves, while China quietly got on with getting better at producing useful stuff. For me, the jury is still out on whether AI can do even one quarter of what is promised by the guys riding the AI money-go-round, but I have my doubts.
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Jeff Geerling @jeffgeerling.com · 07/11/2025
Gavin's video on the Slow Mo Guys channel (some glorious footage): www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1c7... And here's a GitHub repo (github.com/geerlingguy/...) and blog post (www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/co...) with the code and more detail.
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Hot Dog vs 7000 W Radio Tower at 200,000 FPS - The Slow Mo Guys
YouTube video by The Slow Mo Guys
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Jeff Geerling @jeffgeerling.com · 07/11/2025
When you ground a hot dog to an AM radio tower, it generates plasma. Can I turn that plasma into audible sound—without a microphone? Excited to finally post this Geerling Engineering video after working with @gavinfree.bsky.social to get the high speed footage! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMF3...
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Dear #Google get your filthy, toxic paws off my data. No love, Me
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
erm, should be 01:01:55 and I posted a link with a time stamp, but the link gets mangled.
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Ruz @ruzrey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Something in that episode reminded me of Dave Allen's sketch on voice control Find it in Best of Dave Allen vid at time 01:02:55 youtu.be/BqbEMmI78HY?...
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Best of dave allen
YouTube video by jasethehoo
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