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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have the envy. Mine feels less impressive. Was too late down for breakfast Takoyaki today.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*not realising I'd spent so long wandering the grounds that the sun had set* Damn. Osakajo's got hands.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

BRB, about to see for myself how well this baby holds up against a siege.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I remember being told that the opening of Haunting of Hill House is the best of any book. And... fuck... I really don't think I can remember any that top it.

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Got jumpscared letting the algorithm take the wheel for background music while painting. Is there a more stomach-turning first few seconds of a song than Nickelback's "Figured You Out"? Like, I've got a pretty high-tolerance for a lotta shit. But...

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Biggest annoyance I have with Imperial Fists is that the "ugly stage" last SO MANY FUCKEN LAYERS. #WIPhammer

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Blast from the past on Friday games night. Amazingly, we're on turn two and coup two. And I didn't start either! @wryterra.com good, chaotic, pit memories.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*Me in any queer gathering, inwardly wincing as my mind's eye burns at the imagined sight of my own pride flag* "... Yeah, I'm-... It's complicated, man."

eye-searing pan pride flag. magenta, gold, blue.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Date day has resulted in my partner and I watching three films at the cinema. And now we're back to planning that cosplay of the Aunts from Kubo.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Renegade on the Master System. aka: Double Dragon (proof of concept).

Renegade on Master System box cover. A martial artist yells over comically 80s tough guy tropes on a white box with black grid markings.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Update from my war crimes notebook. (Also, Char shoots a civilian in the face)

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well, I'll certainly be coming back with some fun coasters!

Poster advertising a Final Fantasy X 25th Anniversary Pop Up Cafe

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A couple of the Armageddon lads have tabards, robes etc. What's a good colour to go with for Imperial Fists? My usual go-to would be red or cream, but not sure how well these would go with yellow power armour. My particular yellow shade attached. Maybe black cloth? What do you think?

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Post a picture of you from another era. Rather hoped I'd get through the whole show. Go back to work for Pratt & Sons. Keep wicket for the Croydon Gentlemen... Marry Doris... Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says "Bugger"...

A git dressed as Captain Darling for a stage production of Blackadder Goes Forth that aired at the Cheltenham Playhouse Jan-Feb 2018.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Yellow, you say? Time for the "layer paints only" method of yellow for these here Imperial Fists.

Imperial Fist space marine intercessor. A miniature wearing yellow power armour.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Had one of my random crashing in "Hey remember this inconsequential thing from your childhood?" thoughts. The Game Boy Frosties collab stickers from the early 90s. Think we had Track Meet, Mario Land and Metroid 2 (stuck to one of our kitchen cupboards).

Nine Nintendo game boy game covers redrawn for Frosties collectable stickers using flatter colours. From top left to top right: Super Mario Land, Super Mario Land 2, Metroid 2, Castlevania, Track Meet, 1 Race, Q*Bert, Dr Mario, Nemesis.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have to put so much effort into pronouncing Horus when I talk about Warhammer. Because my default pronunciation makes people think I'm talking about this lad.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Effectively the Primaris stuff replaces the old "firstborn" marine units. That said, I've never been a fan of hover tanks for Imperials. Devastators are now Desolators who, from what I can tell, win games by default because your opponent will be too busy laughing at the minis to mount a defence.

Space Marine Desolation minis with stupid looking guns.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

For a moment I thought "Nah, I'm being unfair. They probably upped the prices a little after Old World's launch. The single character metals aren't still gonna be under a tenner-"

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Are you actually shitting me? If this motherfucker had a square base, he'd be £9.

Lord Skrolk Skaven mini on "Made to Order" at a frankly ridiculous £23.50

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Think my Rhino's the only one I tried that with... so far. The 2 Land Raiders are both looking about ready for some circley bullshit now that I think about it, though...

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I seriously can't get my phone camera to take anything in focus tonight BUT here's my first Armageddon Imperial Fist! Rule 243 of Battle Brother Skippy's list: No longer allowed to call the Company Chaplain "Bone Daddy"

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Quote-post with pics of your Leader/Champion(s)! Including an Empire WIP that I REALLY need to finish.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'll be honest, I wasn't really sold on the Dok when I first saw the 11ed teasers. Something about the pose felt a bit off to me. But what an absolute joy to paint, this lad is.

Face of an Ork painboy, a brutish green alien surgeon with a stained apron

Side view of an Ork painboy, a brutish green alien surgeon with a stained apron

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Apologies for no alt text, bsky on my phone now decides to crash when adding it. Great times. More marines. Morines!

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you see this, post your marine themed art. These are my marines. They are not good. They are not varnished. They barely even shoot bolters. But they are mine and- AAARGH THEY ARE ON FIIIRE!!!

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Post you from a different era in your life. It was an... interesting time.

A git with a moustache in British First World War officer's uniform.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Update! Including a bottle if Maker's Mork. All going well he should be finished tomorrow night!

An ork miniature wearing tiger print, yellow armour and carrying a pistol and booze bottle.

An ork miniature wearing tiger print, yellow armour and carrying a pistol and booze bottle. Rear view showing back panel with moon icon.

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Phwoarhammer (but scary) 🎃 🏳️‍⚧️ @rustedwirewitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Basecoat block colours are in for the lovely @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social 's Orkschange (Orxchange?) I figure Bad Moons are basically the Ork Nouveau Riche, so this lad is getting a tiger print top and snakeskin boots.

An ork miniature against a desert backdrop, lit poorly

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