Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026”does the united states breed geniuses? this poast is by one.” (2026) 161
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026who up slogging through cicely’s poetry looking for references to your boyarchive.orgA cave of overwhelming : a collection of poems76 p. ; 22 cm 130
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026going to make it? a. close eyes and ignore b. no c. fuck you, man 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all my homies have phds and i have no clue what anybody is talking about 150
Reposted by Russell Johnsonsina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We must fund development and LRIP of the OZ-00MS Tallgeese (2026) 074
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026someday i’ll have my “what is the genesis of the escapism” moment, you’ll see 020
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Has anybody seen the cheese knife? It’s not supposed to go in the dishwasher…” Fuck, she’s going to find me. Why do I hide in the cabinet between the sink and stove, whittling curd. I eat the evidence. 030
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[licking the waffle plate] “i really am built different” 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“doc, i aspirated some cheese - am i gonna make it?” “what kind? because sometimes the cultures can grow in your lungs.” “…cheddar?” “you pleb, you fucking piece of shit. get out of my sight” 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is actually unrelated to leaks and just an attempt to make sure all male staff are watching hetero porn but only hetero porn with the most glorious dicks. 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026THIS is the big guerrilla marketing campaign llc promised?! 030
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026at it againyoutu.beBlue Meets BlueYouTube video by Thomas Dollbaum - Topic 001
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You’re thinking about a dozen manhattans (rye, vermouth, bitters, and a cherry) i’m thinking about a dozen manhattans (rye, pastrami, swiss and russian dressing slaw) we are not the same 020
Reposted by Russell JohnsonHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Behind Enemy Lines but with Dolly in the Gene Hackman role and Tim Curry in the Owen Wilson one 2225
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026me: “yeah, i like those odds” (the odds: unfavorable) 020
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026every month each of my kids gets a book in the mail from Aunt Dolly, how cool is that 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026who up doing they chores listening to thomas dollbaum 021
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Weren’t you tackled off the stage by SPS at the 2015 DA talent show when you tried this one and Didi shouted, “He’s bombing!”?! 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026bold of you to assume we’re spreadsheet people and not spreadsheet fursonas 131
Reposted by Russell JohnsonHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“[USP] lost you love to see it!” (2026) 041
Reposted by Russell JohnsonHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026skanking in the pit out in the purple lot while an branch chief plays “keasbey nights” through their subaru outback’s speakers 171
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The consumer doing the heavy marketing and deregulation lift? That’s not how you get affordable or quality services, that’s how you pay a boatload for a steaming pile of - oh, right. 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026props, man, way to go, hell yeah, good job, nice work 110
Reposted by Russell JohnsonAdam @adam35.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hey this dude put in a PTO request for April 15th and it just says “The Day of the Sun”? 1143
Reposted by Russell JohnsonHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“get the grink a grino!” i shout back over my shoulder as that green motherfucker shoves closed the cabin door against the alpine winter winds. it is 1943 and we have work to do. can’t have the big guy being thirsty. that won’t do. wonder if jim is warm in ryder tonight 1354
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“Dad, why are you always angry?” “Celery.” 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026realizing 25% grocery inflation just to subsidize celery 030
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026nobody actually likes raw celery and few cook with it in any meaningful way so what the hell is actually going on here 210
Reposted by Russell JohnsonActive Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 07/08/2026CIA/DO branch manager pacing and fuming, "do we have ANY developmentals who are not unstable extroverts?!!" 1276
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026gotta be real careful liking replies to the homies have you seen the kind of guys replying to the homies 010
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026my dudes, if you come home to a less-glistening rick scott in your driveway, that’s not just the senior senator from Florida - that’s a moderately sentient but substantially evil giant alien chicken wing who created himself a groot suit from an intercepted donation of excised foreskins 030
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026can’t wait for this outbreak to end so i can stop running out into the lettuce field to poop all the time 030
Reposted by Russell Johnsonsina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the business of intelligence (2026) 0113
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026drunk as fuck out here pregaming the woolsey funeral with rudy giuliani, louis freeh, and haley barbour 151
Reposted by Russell JohnsonHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026“joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell” (2026) 525188
Reposted by Russell JohnsonHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Sources are reporting that James Woolsey’s final words were “Fam I lowkey fell off cuz they zooted me with the Cuba beam”. A U.S. government official, who spoke on condition of anonymity while discussing national security matter, commented “Opps are vicious out here.” 2398
Reposted by Russell Johnsonsina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Hi, yeah, thanks for taking my call. Just wanted to flag a mistake - lines seventeen and eighteen show you spending 71% of your budget on cardigans and detailing minivans." (2026) 1176
Reposted by Russell Johnsonsina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 23/07/2026love to remind my adversary’s domestic opposition, at a generational nadir of said adversary’s public support, that there is, in fact, one thing they hate more than my adversary, and that thing is me. (2026) 063
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"Hi, yeah, thanks for taking my call. Just wanted to flag a mistake - lines seventeen and eighteen show you spending 71% of your budget on cardigans and detailing minivans." 181
Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026love to remind my adversary’s domestic opposition, at a generational nadir of said adversary’s public support, that there is, in fact, one thing they hate more than my adversary, and that thing is me. 0151
