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Wario Incandenza

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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me posting 500 of the ugliest, most confusing clips of my Darktide runs every day for the past 3 months on Instagram:
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He taught me a lot about fiscal responsibility m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5lj...
m.youtube.com
Swords
YouTube video by atommmmclain
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
funniest single image in the whole show to me
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I watched a couple seasons during the pandemic and was always texting my friends to ask why Adam did not simply eat the smaller, weaker male Ray
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My dad thought Prometheus and Bob was the funniest fucking shit of all time, he would cry laughing watching these shorts
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
MORROW: [watching my zealot blast a plague ogryn for half its health] good THRONE almighty…they’ve KILLED HIM! god-emperor as my witness he is BROKEN in HALF!!!
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
last night i was playing with @tomkilianart.bsky.social and whenever a monstrosity would show up in one mission one of our teammates would just put “ok bonk ‘em” in the chat
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bro hadn’t even heard about shroudfield/martyrdom thunder hammer zealot at this point…so excited for him…
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thinking about Lobster Johnson in the Hellboy story ‘Conqueror Worm’ and smiling, Mignola really freaked it with that guy
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chainsaw Man GT, coming from Shonen Jump in 2029
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i think it’s cool when someone on here professionalizes the concept of looking at things that piss them off so they can perform getting pissed off about them. it’s like selling your future for short-term gains but the gains in this case are likes from the same 200 mentally ill strangers
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hold out for technical writer who makes the missiles kink-friendly
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
type of pose that one demure, quiet homie hits in the storm raptor before you watch him slime out like a thousand Nurgle worshippers with a pump shotty and combat knife
Darktide pre-mission screen of Lemuel, my Veteran, sitting on a passenger seat in the transport with his hands clasped between his knees like a child who’s waiting outside the principal’s office for biting another kid on the playground
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Darktide remains the funniest game of all time
Pre-mission briefing screen for a Darktide mission where the technoarchaeologist Hadron Omega-7-7 is your CO. Expository dialogue reads as follows:

“Hadron: The location of your next mission is HL-70-04. It is a [Disgusted Noise] recreation district.”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i did all illustrations of musicians so it’s extra funny that i started with sifl and olly haha
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NuCaloric’s head of R&D:
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hate to toot my own horn but got ‘em in one, two perfect little gentlemen right there as they appeared on your CRT 28 years ago
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kind of crazy to look back through my inktober from years back and see the best one was of the two puppets from liam lynch and matt crocco’s MTV show from 1998
Ink drawing of Sifl and Olly, the two sock puppets from the MTV show ‘The Sifl and Olly Show’
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the name “doctor mrs. the monarch” is truly my cellar door, no notes, endlessly pleasing to hear
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a lot of people think late wipe Marathon is more fun because everyone gets to use all of their really rare stuff but the real sickos are the the ones ripping through Hauler with a green LMG and the strongest shield in the lobby 2 days after everyone’s vault gets cleared
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
exfilled with a blue shield at the start of the reset last night and legitimately felt like this for the rest of my runs
iPhone caller screen with the caller ID “South Relay Strangler” and an image of the Sentinel shell beneath it.
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will need to reign it in eventually but as of right now, in a “you speak the third most Eye-talian” situation I am currently (I believe) the most senior person in product development for my studio who is not actively leaving
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feedback is conflicted—everyone I work with directly tells me “really loving this pivot for you” and everyone who I’m directly answerable to is asking me “if everything is OK outside of work”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In ‘Nickel and Dimed’ Barbara Ehrenreich talks about being dispirited that her minimum wage work persona is much less liberal and much more conniving than she would have liked; happy to report that as work pressures have increased my work self has proved to be “chaotic” and “insubordinate”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rewatching ‘Prince of Darkness’ right now—more movies should say “I know what you’re thinking and yes, the devil *is* real but he’s not a big red guy with horns, he’s more of like an aerosolized slime or gel we keep in the basement of a church in los angeles”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh i’ll do you one better: one of my coworkers was filipino and wrote a whole piece being like “hey this is not like a normal part of our culture and it’s insane the Atlantic published this AFTER this guy died” and the site wouldn’t even run it as like a real op-ed
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this one dropped while i was working at mic dot com and that was a DAY at the office let me tell you
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I always liked the HK-47 route from KotOR where he would preface everything he said with how it was meant to be interpreted: “statement,” “baseless conjecture,” “idle musing”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the pure physical comedy of the stance he hits in the farmhouse just watching the whole magazine slide out of his handgun killed me
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“and it’s all this convoluted bank BULLSHIT—i.e., i gotta wear a TIE” is one of the funniest line deliveries ever recorded
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you think they used a foot model for the close in shot with Anna Faris and Robert Pattinson in their one scene together!
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my mother’s alma mater (and the only school I was forbidden from applying to) Temple mentioned 🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i make the face in the second panel here every time i talk about AI at work
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Would Ash Williams have survived the events of Resident Evil 2" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Book of the new sun in dungeon crawler Carl font
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I only got called once in Chicago and it was way out in the ass end of nowhere and apparently you get a certain amount of “this is too annoying for me to do” responses and I did that and it’s never happened again
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
opening theme to ‘the magnificent seven’ wafting over the hilltops
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A rare and beautiful flabber
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please lord if you are real i am begging you to strike down this nation of devils with the fires of perdition to spare me the indignity of creating an AI agent
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doing AI """""""""upskilling""""""""" at work at the 11th hour so they don't fire my ass and it's not hard to see how this turns you into a stupid busybox asshole; 90 minutes of getting stroked off by a robot in order to get lists of inconsistent terms that could be resolved by 1 human
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thinking about a guy who keeps trying to get into the SAW traps because he loves puzzles and Jigsaw hates him but the guy’s really good at disguises so Jigsaw keeps abducting him accidentally
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
made me cry* haha
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anyway it made me this time so i guess i’m not entirely incapable of being moved by art despite everything
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they’re playing old Otomo interviews before this showing of Akira lol
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
crazy shot of a guy wearing a tørso shirt in ‘the history of concrete’ (2026)
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is one scene of ‘Primetime’ that I am really going to be needing the @saramchenry.bsky.social analysis on
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
type of shit you’re finding in south relay 15 minutes into a perimeter run
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got my last job by giving the interviewer one of the crisp, ice-cold molsons canadian i keep on my person at all times in case of an emergency* *wanting to drink a molson canadian
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*being ground down into a fine paste by various things outside of my control* this is all happening because I never learned to love myself sufficiently
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching SomethingAwful forum goons Diabetus and Slowbeef play through ‘Dead to Rights’ in 10-minute chunks on Vimeo in 480p and not knowing it was all going downhill from there
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