Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Fighting a war in Ukraine is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Your advances are rejected, and you’re left crying into a pillow.” 030
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Great deleted tweets of our time. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 012
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can't they get him a bigger cell? It's like he's trapped in some sort of closet. 030
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taken shortly before Powell melted his face for looking into the Ark of the Covenant. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 020
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you hear the ice cream van coming down the street and mum says there are choc ices in the freezer. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 011
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"I say I say I say, my dog's got no nose." "Oh really, Andrew. How does he smell?" "He doesn't. He's got no nose." "Hello, is this thing on?" @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 011
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A mistake to leave Yaxley-Lennon in charge of supplying the trousers? @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 001
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If you claim to be a comedian and you’re about as funny as the death of a pet, you are not a comedian. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 031
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A Religious Education graduate of the University of Twitter shares his thoughts. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I”m old enough to remember when Pearson was regarded as moderately interesting and well-informed when she wrote for the Independent. She was declared bankrupt on 9 November 2015 and seems to have gone full Melanie Phillips shortly afterwards. 100
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Two year anniversary. Still funny. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 022
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Even if we grant the contention that there is a correct use of exclamation marks, this does not feel like it. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I knew it was fake news as soon as it became clear the numbers added up to 100. 000
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 11/07/2026count binface should be able to capitalise on this encouraging split in the count binjuice vote. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 101
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 11/07/2026count binface should be able to capitalise on the split in the count binjuice vote 000
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Let's hope Count Binface profits from the split in the Count Binjuice vote. 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 19/06/2026@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Lettuce not mock the uncannily accurate predictions of former Prime Ministers. 160
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Brian: I am NOT the Messiah! Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If, on an official form, where it says nationality, you cross out British and you write in white English, they will send that form back. 000
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 09/05/2026England are shit, here’s how to fix the team. By Steve Mclaren for the Times. 000
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 09/05/2026England are shit, here’s how to fix the team. By Steve Mclaren for the Times. 000
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Wonder what victor Orban thought when he saw this? 000
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 13/04/2026We need Trump to endorse him next time out. @john3ners.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Oh that's easy, the light inside the fridge came on when NASA started taking pictures of the cheese. 000
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Another issue on which the crank right appear to hold identical stupid views. Exactly what you'd expect of "critical thinkers". 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 08/04/2026@john3ners.bsky.social Looks like I need to add moon loon and chronic Lyme disease sufferer to the list... 120
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Donnie Darko 2 appears to be a documentary. @john3ners.bsky.social 001
