Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 15hGreat deleted tweets of our time. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 011
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taken shortly before Powell melted his face for looking into the Ark of the Covenant. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 020
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you hear the ice cream van coming down the street and mum says there are choc ices in the freezer. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 011
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"I say I say I say, my dog's got no nose." "Oh really, Andrew. How does he smell?" "He doesn't. He's got no nose." "Hello, is this thing on?" @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 011
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A mistake to leave Yaxley-Lennon in charge of supplying the trousers? @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 001
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If you claim to be a comedian and you’re about as funny as the death of a pet, you are not a comedian. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 031
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A Religious Education graduate of the University of Twitter shares his thoughts. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Two year anniversary. Still funny. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 022
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Even if we grant the contention that there is a correct use of exclamation marks, this does not feel like it. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 11/07/2026count binface should be able to capitalise on this encouraging split in the count binjuice vote. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 101
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 19/06/2026@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 13/04/2026We need Trump to endorse him next time out. @john3ners.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 08/04/2026@john3ners.bsky.social Looks like I need to add moon loon and chronic Lyme disease sufferer to the list... 120
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Donnie Darko 2 appears to be a documentary. @john3ners.bsky.social 001
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 26/03/2026That epiphany is tantalisingly within reach. @john3ners.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"A gibbering non-entity in Downing Street." @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 103
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Who will save the west from the imminent sea level rises when the unsold copies of Liz Truss' books are dumped overboard? @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 001
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Yes, shit you just made up is indeed “hard to believe“. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 1337
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 10/12/2025The 'find out' stage has been reached. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 011
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 09/12/2025@john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 001
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 26/11/2025An open book to the most amateur of Freudians. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 020
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 25/11/2025@john3ners.bsky.social UKIP Wales' last five google searches 121
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Okay, it's the Mike who hasn't just been sacked for being too racist for Rupert Murdoch. But any excuse to exhume this. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 010
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 07/11/2025The stupidest thing Bill has ever said this week. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 131
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Sad trombone. Maybe he can be a mascot... @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 110
Eton Muskets @rubbertoes10.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Laying tarmac with a brick trowel? Why is she only wearing one glove? And those overalls look strangely clean. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social 001
