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Carter

@rtrfnd.bsky.social
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he/him | Rice/Bama grad | science teacher | chaotic bisexual | 2x J! Champ

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 3m
So many Futurama vocal stims but that one remains my all time favorite
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 3m
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 12m
Learning now that Georgia fans tune into their coach's post game press conference live? Embarrassing behavior
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 17m
I hate Phillip Fulmer! I hate they colors!
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19m
You don't even follow me and you seem tiresome, goodbye now sweetie
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 24m
You can say "mehhhhh the playoff makes the regular season less meaningful" but frankly it's a lot better for my mental health to be able to say "oh well, got cheated and it was a nailbiter, still got our title hopes in front of us"
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27m
Anyway
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 29m
TIRED: Alabama is too poor to pay for a championship-quality roster WIRED: Alabama is too poor to pay for a championship-quality roster AND buy off the SEC refs
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 31m
Kirby Smart is a bitch, the officials are bitches, go fuck yourselves
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 32m
Taking every ounce of my willpower not to start fights with the Georgia fans on here
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 33m
Fondly remembering the time my friend didn’t comp Kirby’s Starbucks order and the multimillionaire threw a hissy fit.
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 35m
Like I'm biased obviously but to the point where Fowler and Herbstreit were like "well unfortunately the officiating is gonna be a talking point after this one"
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 37m
Multiple egregious officiating errors gift-wrapped the game for them
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 39m
See you in December, fuckers. I hope your fucking checks clear for that one too.
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 40m
Fuck this.
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David A. Smith @davidasmithphotos.bsky.social · 46m
That missed PI was so bad that there was a probable face mask missed on the very next play.
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 46m
THESE LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 48m
Absolutely cheating us out of this one. Fuck you, fuck Georgia, fuck all of this
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Nic Gulas @nic-gulas.bsky.social · 50m
I’m sorry, but if you miss a call so bad that ESPN even throws up the bug before checking for a flag, you should be called out from a review center in real time
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 51m
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 1h
****SCREAMS IN REDWALL****
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Lucky motherfuckers.
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Chris Fowler has screwed up names like 8 times tonight, what is going on
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
BALL DON'T LIE
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Georgia has way more penalties in this game and yet somehow is still being bailed out by the refs
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
Garbage. Garbage garbage garbage.
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
That's an interception. Bounces off his hand. Fuck you. Fire this whole fucking crew
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 1h
QB REESE
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 2h
THAT'S MY COACH
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 2h
static.klipy.com
Basketball Player's Nonono Finger Wag
ALT: Basketball Player's Nonono Finger Wag
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 3h
EJ's acceleration is just different
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 4h
Losers who think people care about their conferences: "the mighty SEC is a den of mediocrity!!!" Actual fans: "hahahahahaha Horns Down motherfuckers"
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 4h
Michigan having a transitive victory over Ohio State at this point is tremendous
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 4h
HE DID IT
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 4h
Holly posited on the Fullcast that Peyton might actually be reveling in Arch's downfall as a way of getting one over on Cooper I'm beginning to wonder if in whatever lessons he's given his nephew that he may have deliberately sabotaged his development
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 4h
Some exquisite Texas surrender cobras there
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 4h
Arch out here serving up the fattest Italian subs you've ever seen
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 8h
RAMBLIN' COLANDREA
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 13h
He is the platonic ideal of a ginger cat. Lorge, chaotic, brainless, incredibly sweet and goofy
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 13h
Got her in the marine life onesie because dangers from the sea don't scare the TIDE, PAWWWWL
Back of a baby wearing a marine life onesie
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 13h
Juicy and Sweet
Ginger cat in a rambutan pallet/box that says "juicy and sweet"
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got my daughter's first laugh out of her, yep that's the Peak Dad Moment so far!!!
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tide by 50
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"so what are your two favorite things?" "uhhhhhhh, Bryce Young and Star Trek?" "Say no more"
Ad for a Carolina Panthers windbreaker that looks like Star Trek uniform
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a new coworker who, even before I got back from paternity leave, people were telling me "oh the two of you are gonna get along really well"—she also plays bass and D&D and wears garish shirts to work Anyway, yes, turns out the ADHD Bisexual Man/Autistic Lesbian alliance is as strong as ever
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"[Y]ou taught me that it is ok to be confused and ask for help." Y'all this is why we do it!!!!!
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It makes writing them WAY easier and you often get some real gems out of them, like this one I read today: "Through your interest in getting to know me, you helped me feel more comfortable in our class environment and became a trusted adult I could talk to without judgement."
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A great thing my school does is that when kids ask you for a college recommendation letter, they have to fill out a form answering questions like "how did you improve most in this teacher's class" and "what would you like emphasized in your letter" etc
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I genuinely couldn't tell you which came first as far as my exposure, but: -Are You Afraid of the Dark -Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark (you know, with the illustrations) -The Brave Little Toaster
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am so damn happy for John Metchie, man
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