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fast & fuzzed, slanted & slurred Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW no DMs thnx

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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Harry Kane got rejected from Slytherin #HarryKane #England #WorldCup
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We read that Harry Kane proudly spoke of recently playing golf with Trump so anyone oblivious to the very-real #TrumpCurse deserves to lose Hopefully #Haaland does the honours, many times over #WorldCup #Norway #England
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
team bull, always #sanfermin #Spain #bullrun www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
abc.net.au
Runner gored at Spain's San Fermin bull run festival
A runner has been pierced in the face by a horn at the San Fermin bull run festival in Pamplona, in northern Spain.
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The double standards, false equivalence, gaslighting, and just downright lying from the self-appointed Segal should be a greater source of national shame It only makes the eradication of antisemitism that much harder
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Israel can eat all the dicks, and Killian Segal can be first in line Being against genocide should be the default stance, without fail, without thought, no exceptions #auspol #Gaza #Israel #JillianSegal www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
abc.net.au
'Bad mistake': ABC's editorial director questioned over inaccurate report
The ABC and SBS were called to give evidence at the Royal Commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion, with the inquiry hearing that a number of complaints had been received about the public broadc...
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
why can't GOP Senators do the same?
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lovely interview/read xoxo Not long after we arrived in Australia and formed the band I checked this album out on CD from the local Port Macquarie library and listened to it in our crappy Holden tour wagon on our way down to Sydney for some random show A perfect, charming slice of Australiana
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Of course his six-year-old steals cookies, he’s learning early and will be rewarded with a Supreme Court seat, probs
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is why no one likes you and legacy media is dead
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if TMZ hasn't paid $80 to a 17 year-old kid to fly a drone next to McConnell's hospital bed trying to get a photo confirming life/death/coma then what are we even doing as a society? Somebody, please offer a cash reward for hospital staff to spill the beans #MitchMcConnell #MAGA #GOP #uspoli
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do these white nationalist Patriot Front squibs not realize that their particular manner of masking their faces only accentuates just how much their honky noses look like dildos? #uspoli #MAGA #PatriotFront
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Linda Marie 🕊️ @lindam174.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Was it the same 20 minutes or different 20 minutes because now you got Mitch on the phone for hours while he’s simultaneously unable to be seen. 🤔
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you’re in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes stay in line!
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you’re in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes stay in line! #MitchMcConnell #uspoli #MAGA #GrimReaper
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
so they’re actually the White Nationalist Guard?
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Great, thank you! Gonna see if they are available in Australia 👍
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Love it! What kind of trailer is this?
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Winner! It’s on the board 🔥 Xylophone has a VERY short sound, while marimba is much more “wood-y” and resonant with a longer decay
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
HOW DID WE NOT REMEMBER THIS ONE?!?! Filing this under the marimba but wouldn’t be completely shocked if it turned out to be a xylophone after all
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trying to make a list of pop music featuring the xylophone and so far all we have is “You Don’t Own Me” by Leslie Gore. If we expand to include the marimba we can throw in “Under My Thumb” by the Rolling Stones #ausmusic
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Jessica D. M. 🇺🇦 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 🪃 🟧 @jessicaperthwa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#WorldCup The game ain't over until the Fat Pedo sings
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
AGH! Damn typo 😩🤷🏼
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/07/2026
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Revoking that red card is such a self-own. If USA wins it’s because they cheated, and if they lose it’s because they couldn’t when even when they cheat. We hope they get ROLLED. #FIFA #Balogun #WorldCup #USMNT
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Staffer: Senator McConnell is taking a much needed vacation with friends in The Hamptons
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the mcconnell spokesperson writing this response like
Miracle Max in The Princess Bride saying, "He's only MOSTLY dead."
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Americans might not demand the truth but we at least deserve some proper leaks Still waiting for an #Epstein files dump + inside goss on #McConnell condition #uspoli
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
they only have to learn to tie one type of knot to earn their merit badge
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We had the same thought a while back as well, hosting in morally dubious nations is pretty on-brand for #FIFA so this latest development is just the corruption done American-style served in gigantic heaping American portions
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#Trump wading into things he knows nothing and making them exponentially and needlessly worse about is his entire legacy, and it is a wide brush.
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of the many, many thoughts about the #Balogun travesty is just how high the odds have spiked that he will get severely injured on the pitch or killed off of it. Trump has put a stain on this young man for life as well as erased the decades of work by the #USMNT to rise from crap to mid
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
you'll have to excuse our hyperbolic banter, we are only casual observers of the sport and couldn't resist a chance to crap on a musical travesty We saw parts of the game and will happily concur that it was a thrilling match right up through the final moments, at least to our untrained eyes
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this maker-taker nonsense has not aged any better since we last heard Dennis Miller take it out for a spin after the 2008 election of Obama that the world's richest man is also the world's most desperate loser is the real story here
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 06/07/2026
If i was a country that had wonderwall as my victory anthem i would shoot my own dick off.
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
let us guess, you're an actual soccer fan?
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this is better than anything Dennis Miller ever came up with #SNL
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England deserves to lose every match ever just for choosing shit-ass tune "Wonderwall" as their team song thanks to Mexico we get another round of this shit #England #WorldCup #FIFA #Wonderwall
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
hey is "Neymar" just a one-word name, like Prince, or Madonna, or Cher? #Neymar #WorldCup #Brazil #FIFA
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy "Day we all learned Infantino is in the Epstein files" to all who celebrate #Infantino #WorldCup #FIFA #Trump
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
casual soccer/#WorldCup watchers are learning what rabid fans and die-hards have apparently known since time immemorial: #FIFA is corrupt AF #Balogun
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
just woke up to read some of the drivel coming from some people in the US defending the reversal and was legitimately surprised at6 the ease with which they performed the necessary mental gymnastics we don't even particularly care about this sport but the corruption is blindingly obvious
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
we recently (aka: 2 hours ago) signed up for the #Zambrero loyalty/rewards/points app and just found a "Welcome to the Zan Fam!" email in our junk mail which we totally read as "Welcome to the Fem Fam!" and we're just gonna go with it #ausmusic
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/07/2026
If you're an FBI analyst surging to Atlanta to review records, reach out to me. I'll keep you anonymous. Signal in bio. Please share this post widely.
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Stumbling to the end of the school term in a delirious state that made us feel like we’d be susceptible to joining a cult #ausmusic #fried
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Josh, Steve, Brett, Cody, Ethan, Jason, Dennis….monsters, all of them
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We immediately assumed it was Herb Alpert until we looked closer
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
is it wrong to hope that the “datacenters destroyed by frustrated locals” phase hurries up and arrives? #datacenters #AI #Musk #Grok
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dare we say….SupernoVARing?
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Have you ever been to Australia? Specifically WESTERN Australia? I wouldn’t 100% vouch for the sign but they really are this cute/desperate/adorable/manipulative and the sign isn’t that much of a stretch for AU. We’ve been to WA heaps but will have to ask the bandmates about the sign.
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Royal Chant @royalchant.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Great skeet, well worth a read and absolutely nails Dem/left voter sentiment & frustration #auspol #USpoli
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