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rowan kaiser

@rowan.monster
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high-risk, mid-femme one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social current video game consultant 🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 8h
Hello friends, it's been a rough month and I'm asking for helping again. My disability is acting up like a real fucker, my Disability application is in limbo again, and my cat is annoying but cute. Help out if you can? Paypal: rowankaiser Venmo: @rowankaiser patreon.com/totalmassacre
dinah, a tuxedo cat, upside down showing her white belly
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 8h
Hello friends, it's been a rough month and I'm asking for helping again. My disability is acting up like a real fucker, my Disability application is in limbo again, and my cat is annoying but cute. Help out if you can? Paypal: rowankaiser Venmo: @rowankaiser patreon.com/totalmassacre
dinah, a tuxedo cat, upside down showing her white belly
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 12h
Sweet Jesus it's beautiful
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 14h
This is America, it would be Scam SC
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 18h
The world lost a lot when people started calling themselves content creators.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 18h
and what if Hephaestus gets eaten. then what. no more factory.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 18h
this is why you have to fight the idea that art is "escapism" or "content" or whatever word implies that it doesn't matter what it is so long as something exists in that shape.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 19h
"Rowan is this in part because you refuse to get rid of good-looking outfits and since you have them you may as well upgrade them?" look,
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 19h
eat shit and die, "Frostclaw Sac Webbing"
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 19h
what I like about Horizon Forbidden West is how I can wokely attempt to drive animals to extinction in order to exploit that one body part that serves my economic needs
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 19h
MeTooer
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 21h
anime titties have been the discourse topic of the day for the last 25 years
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 22h
i've been saying, one path forward for the mid-budget games industry is just... going and making expansions to popular old games. there's a market here. bring back the era of outsourced expansion packs. i'm so serious.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 29/09/2026
Thank you Mamdani
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 29/09/2026
(for those who haven't seen this before....)
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 29/09/2026
and then what happens
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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 29/09/2026
they stole it from us
ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be on the computer a lot.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 29/09/2026
does leaving and doing nothing else count
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
and what is the taste of those colors?
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
humanity, I mean. the singularity has arrived, and it sucks absolute ass
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
pack it all up. we're done here.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
well I think stuff should happen less #woke
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026
*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026
*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 26/09/2026
"So he played a child doctor on television, when we were all children, and it was a big thing, but he grew up actually talented and funny and gay,"
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 26/09/2026
the good old days of the internet
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 26/09/2026
"Your next assignment is 'Try to explain why you were excited by Dr. Horrible to a zoomer'"
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 26/09/2026
In 2015, Jon Bois made a Pretty Good about Stanislav Petrov. It got copyright claimed not too long later and was believed to be lost media. It was recovered in May 2025. You should watch it.
youtu.be
PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 4: THE NIGHT STANISLAV PETROV SAVED ALL OUR ASSES (JON BOIS REUPLOAD)
YouTube video by Will Belmont
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
"Did you hear about the Western Massachussetts lesbian bar?" You bolt awake in the fens of Wessex. You are not online. It is 875 CE. You are the general Guthrum, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Wessex must burn.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 26/09/2026
damn, you landed Naomi Clark????
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 26/09/2026
well he's not wrong...except for all the ways he is wrong....
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 26/09/2026
I said he wasn't IN a cave
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
Now, she's a huge fan of Edelgard von Hrelsveg, always showing me fan art, I don't fully understand it myself but she insists she's just misunderstood,
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
okay one roast, is this why you added JRPGs to your list, to justify buying Fire Emblem?
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
I would never roast you, you're the Possessor Of The Desired Video Game
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
can I borrow it and fire emblem when you're done with fire emblem because i really want to play fire emblem
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
I have one question
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
hold up
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
"Did you hear about the Western Massachussetts lesbian bar?" You bolt awake in the fens of Wessex. You are not online. It is 875 CE. You are the general Guthrum, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Wessex must burn.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
I'm happy you're happy
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
it'll be fun
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
i may recommend you google "finest girl song" and see what happens
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
do you keep up on current events
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
Why Has Finest Girl Been Stuck In My Head The Last Few Days?
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/09/2026
@themagus.bsky.social she designed a game for you
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you see the vision
fire emblem GBA version of lajos kossuth with bright red hair saying "I am lajos kossuth, and the hungarian people must be free of the Habsburg yoke"
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a critical weakness in far too many left-wing spaces is the lack of any real strategy for dealing with people who weaponize social justice language to lambast and tear down others while framing even the mildest - let alone well-deserved - pushback against them as bigoted abuse.
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