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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 9h

real "wanna feel old" hours in the ol' email

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 13h

anyway my mouse hovering over this button is how bad it is yes I've already watched (almost) all of it before

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026

Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding

"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 30/09/2026

Hello friends, it's been a rough month and I'm asking for helping again. My disability is acting up like a real fucker, my Disability application is in limbo again, and my cat is annoying but cute. Help out if you can? Paypal: rowankaiser Venmo: @rowankaiser patreon.com/totalmassacre

dinah, a tuxedo cat, upside down showing her white belly

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 29/09/2026

(for those who haven't seen this before....)

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 23/09/2026

it's still summer somewhere

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 16/09/2026

the brainworms made me do it

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 14/09/2026

ME CHECKING MY EMAIL: what on earth is making 21 steam wishlist games be on sale. it's not their autumn sale time, right? ME LOGGING INTO STEAM: ah.

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 09/09/2026

so does @len.bsky.social get a commission for this or what

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 08/09/2026

this reaction image may prove useful....

Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

from the Onion

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 25/08/2026

the fact that Steam can come up with 2-4 games to recommend for me being released EVERY DAY is staggering

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 21/08/2026

perhaps we should not have allowed these Silicon Valley men to turn into god-kings simply because they invented a 10% more efficient way to delivery a burrito to your house, oh my god, it turns out the problem is capitalism once again

scooby doo unmasking meme with capitalism as the villain

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 17/08/2026

please inform law enforcement immediately if you see Kevin Feige or the Russo brothers

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 17/08/2026

I have updated my Metroidvania/search-action recommendation and ranking list with Axiom Verge, Portrait of Ruin, Dandara, and Primal Planet! medium.com/@RowanKaiser...

a screenshot of Primal Planet showing a pixel art caveman family about to fight against an alien spaceship

Primal Planet
I really enjoyed the start of this game, as a Metroidvania set in a huge dinosaur world. But as you get further into it, the huge world (and mildly annoying map) become more of a problem, while the game also offloads a lot of the exploration difficulty onto a crafting system instead of a movement upgrade system, which removes a lot of the joy of the genre. (8/26)

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 15/08/2026

@joelastname.bsky.social I wasn't thinking of you when I wrote this but then I realized....what if I was

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 14/08/2026

haha right? it's so cool and also leads to the aesthetic pairing here being "body horror". Which Morrison is in the top tier of, perhaps matched only by Gillen:

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 14/08/2026

but with that said, you sure the destruction of Genosha doesn't involve corruption and (lack of) bodily autonomy? because this argument from Frank Quitely is quite compelling

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 13/08/2026

"But Rowan, what about the X-Men's human opponents?" This question complicates matters but doesn't change them -- the human opponents tend to corrupt THEMSELVES in order to fight the X-Men. You want body horror, check out Cameron Hodge, who trades his humanity for the chance to destroy mutants

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 11/08/2026

I utterly despise this Facebook trend of putting insipid AI summaries of other people's posts as if they're part of the post itself

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 04/08/2026

Hello friends, I'm fundraising for rent money. Things are improving health-wise but that's going to take time to convert into money-wise. Please help your friendly local disabled trans woman! Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 03/08/2026

You have been blessed with Summer Dinah. Summer Dinah, however, needs to make rent! and so does her mom! EVERY DONATION helps keep this belly rubbed! MAYBE even smooched. Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser

dinah, a tuxedo cat, sleeping belly-up with her soft white fur and pink skin exposed

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/07/2026

TOTAL MASSACRE is back! We're joined by @cheflubu.bsky.social and @robzacny.bsky.social for THE KILLER, recently rereleased in 4K. Now let's all point guns at each other's heads to express our feelings! totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the-killer open.spotify.com/episode/3s54...

two dudes pointing guns at each other's heads because john woo knows ball

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 26/07/2026

A true meeting of legends in marvel snap

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 16/07/2026

thank you for the reminder to cancel, Ghost

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 13/07/2026

i am typing or copying and pasting these things in and getting nothing from the terminal

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 13/07/2026

I ran dmesg which is what the google search told me and there's a lot of PCI error messages

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 12/07/2026

googling this error brings me to this page, which allows me to see and then get rid of the error with this section: www.reddit.com/r/linuxmint/... However getting rid of the error doesn't make bluetooth actually turn on, I cannot actually search for new devices

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 12/07/2026

Didn't work, we carry on. That's annoying, but the Bluetooth issue is debilitating, as that's how I get sound on my computer. When I try to open the bluetooth app I get this error.

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 12/07/2026

Two bad things happened. First, after rebooting Linux seems to hang on a blank screen for a few minutes. I can type in it but it's not like a terminal, it's just characters

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 04/07/2026

*deep, unending, sigh* well I was only faking being a dude, but, it did happen....

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