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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark

@roto13.bsky.social
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Druidic-War pantheist and Combat Fauna emanator. 🏳️‍🌈

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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 8h
Christ
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 10h
For a good 9 months, I was a Mortal Kombat fan
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 11h
She comes of as really dumb tbh
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love how at the end he's like "wait, am I even in the right station?"
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 16h
I ended up replaying Dietrich's Part 1 to get the Dietrich exclusive character I missed and I realized that I also missed unlocking a class. Whoops. Replaying a part 1 automatically merges the new versions of those characters with your first run's so that's kind of cool.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 16h
That guy is a hemorrhoid
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finally started Part 3 in Fortune's Weave after *unintelligible* hours and it somehow did not occur to me that a 5-year time skip would mean all of the characters are 5 years older, even though that exact thing happened in Three Houses.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could have been worse. Could have been hipster fashion. Or 4chan racism.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hold an opinion ironically long enough and it stops being ironic
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bring back Hat Classic
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I played Fire Emblem: Three Houses, it took me way too long to realize that the Crest of Flames is a literal Fire Emblem.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Growing closer to collapse
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gurl, your hair line is terrible
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hbomberguy had a great joke about how he didn't think YouTube videos had souls until he experienced ones that don't. I have been feeling that about *everything* over the last few years. You don't notice fundamental values like "thoughtfulness" and "human connection" until you see their absence
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People were like "The problem with all these 10-hour-movie TV seasons is that you don't get episodes where Rumpelstiltskin escapes from the holodeck" and SNW heard that and went "Oh, people want a series that's mostly episodes where Rumpelstiltskin escapes from the holodeck."
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Legion was the only Watch Dogs game I thought was any good
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's really not
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pictured here in a Czech glory hole
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And that's the story of how Mike got bedbugs
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cannot imagine bringing this inside my house
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The last episode of Saturday Night Live I watched, years ago, was an episode from the week before Chris Rock was going to host. It hadn't been funny for years, and I decided it would be better to quit watching it entirely than to have Chris Rock appear on my TV.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always appreciate any writer who knows what to do with the like 90 years of DC and Marvel canon. Some of it's important and some of it isn't worth worrying about if it gets in the way of the story you want to tell. There's too much of it to be a slave to it.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are adults alive who don't know what it's like to live in a world before 9/11 or the Sonic the Hedgehog call-in episode of Retronauts.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog call-in episode
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nuit Blanche is tonight, so a bunch of roads are closed of for art installations and street performances. Not this street, though! These guys just showed up on their party truck and blocked traffic. They left after a bus they were blocking called the cops.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I assume Google Maps has replaced everything with AI, which is why it couldn't find the store I was going to and has started mispronouncing street names.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instagram wants me to upload a photo of myself or they're going to delete my account, something I should have done myself years ago but I lack the willpower. I uploaded this picture of Greg Davies. Let's see if they ban my account.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The idea that Avengers Doomsday is one of the darkest movies ever is so funny. Like, yeah, it's probably as dark as Requiem for a Dream. Can't wait to see how each of the Fantastic Four destroys their lives with drugs.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's from 1996, well past the point where only the wankiest fedora-wearers on earth would be interested in it.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In an alternate universe where every election everywhere isn't a battle between good and evil for the soul of a nation, we didn't have to settle for fucking Mark Carney.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once milennials started having warm cozy feelings about Limp Bizkit and numetal, there was no hope for anything.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, whose stupid idea was it to kill off Sypha like 9 months after the events of Castlevania III?
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can I make 9/11 worse?
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally the only reason I found to use that fireball spell was to break that boss' boomerang that the dodge button didn't work on. It's uselessly weak otherwise. But it still wants you to spam it for the sake of its in-game checklist.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm tired of everyone making the same shitty 2D action game over and over again.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I liked Bloodstained 1 a lot. I'll be there for 2.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Castlevania: Belmont's Curse demo is so disappointing. Castlevania didn't need to become Hollow Knight, it was already much better than Hollow Knight.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Savour the graphics and sound of Circle of the Moon because you will miss them when they're gone.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Called Vampire Survivors and they don't even include the vampire in the base game you have to buy the Castlevania DLC smdh
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is Rose Belmont American?
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I maintain that Circle of the Moon with modern conveniences is much better than Harmony of Dissonance
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's shameful that they cancelled Extra Slice and replaced it with basically a podcast
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paul Hollywood: "They'll want to bake the base for about 15 minutes." Baker doing the technical: "I'm going to put it in for 20 minutes and then check in it." Me, around a mouthful of Doritos: "Fucking idiot"
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I think people get along more than they don't. The handful of shitheads can't help but make themselves known from time to time. It's actually been a few years since the last street preacher stood across the street from my apartment shouting homophobic shit through a megaphone.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hussein rules but I don't know how very small that other chance you mentioned is.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way rollback Ave chapter replay works is so complicated
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good. Fuck NetEase.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wild that there are still people who don't realize we moved on from the top 40 monoculture world long ago. People don't just listen to and watch whatever's on the three radio stations and six broadcast TV channels any more.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, that's dumb.
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