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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark

@roto13.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 6m
Paul Hollywood: "They'll want to bake the base for about 15 minutes." Baker doing the technical: "I'm going to put it in for 20 minutes and then check in it." Me, around a mouthful of Doritos: "Fucking idiot"
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 8h
The way rollback Ave chapter replay works is so complicated
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 8h
Good. Fuck NetEase.
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's what paramedic means. Haven't you all played Metal Gear Solid 3?
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My headphones broke because it's 2026 so everything, no matter how expensive it is, is cheap shit.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, no, Dogs Anonymous can only be the name of a support group for dogs.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My partner bought some of these peppers without knowing what they were. The lady selling them didn't know, either. Friends, they're called Thor's Thunderbolts, and they are fiery death.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm at a food festival with my partner and some friends and I would rather be playing Fire Emblem
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What would you use 1050 batteries on before they expire? I'm not going to use 1050 AAA batteries in the rest of my life.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a character you can only recruit as Dietrich, after a paralogue that, for Dietrich, is only available on one day, so I missed it, which is... super frustrating. The paralogue is doable by other characters, with wider windows of availability, but you can't get this character with them.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The second path wasn't much faster. 🙃 It would be hard to get through this game if I didn't love it as much as I do, tbh. Another Pro Tip is to maybe look at a guide to see when the paralogues show up after clearing one of the paths. They're all in multiple paths but only one is in all of them.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly, the weirdest thing about That Whole Mess is that fans blame J.J. Abrams for it and not Rian Johnson for throwing away everything the first movie set up to make a movie to tell you Star Wars is stupid and you're stupid for caring. (It is and you are, but come on.)
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's neat how the brain reads each line with a different tone of voice.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"IT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE GAME" is something I like to shriek when I see a box of merchandise that doesn't claim to be a collector's edition of a game. It's just a fun little thing I like to do. It makes me feel clever.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do wonder how much they're going to rework Marathon. It'll be hard to make it into something people like me want to play without abandoning the people who already play it. I don't want to, like, take this game away from them or something.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I honestly believe some people at Sega were embarrassed by how much better Sonic Mania was than anything else Sonic has been in since the DS.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bunch of instances of recruiting a random character in Fortune's Weave and you'll look at their information and it's like "This character is 600 years old"
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I finished my first Part 1 in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. I took my time and it took 50 hours. The best way to do it seems to be one path at a time. Whenever you finish one, certain progress carries over to other paths and optional exp boosts and stuff are unlocked.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone with a functional brain who pays attention to the video game industry saw all of this coming when Microsoft started buying up half the industry, but that kind of just makes it more disgusting.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Promising to return all the Destiny 2 planets and missions they stole from people seems like the kind of thing Bungie would promise a couple of months before being shut down by Sony.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've never been a huge fan of Polygon but it is shocking how far they've fallen.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"due to their open views about gender, sexuality, and politics" what views are those, polygon? which ones do you consider controversial? let's hear it.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a Venom comic event every six months and it's always written by one of the best comic writers going and despite that is always awful.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Switch version runs at 30fps and there's no Switch 2 version. Seems dumb.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Randomly came across the Pokemon pinball table today and it's a fun one
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I saw the shoe ad and you are all fucking insane.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sue Storm holding a nuclear explosion inside of a forcefield is pretty badass.
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Jason Dragon @jmdragon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're just bizarre little men We're just innocent false men
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven't loved a Jeopardy thing this much since Charlotte's Weeb.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Marvel is making David Colton the main Marvel comics universe's Miracle Man. I guess he's been doing pretty Miracle Man-ish stuff. And since he's not *the* Miracle Man from the 80s and earlier, they can make a version of him that doesn't make Margaret Thatcher shit her pants or whatever.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thirty seconds into Part 1 of Fortune's Weave and I've already encountered several "That's from Three Houses" moments.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing will stop me from making fun of 9/11
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Expecting a lot of "This game underperformed so the world is ending" from publishers re: games released this month.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice of them to start with Mega Man Dual Override so I can stop watching. Still looks great. Each robot master has three stages now instead of one, which I think is a good idea. Protoman looks like Mega Man Classic's answer to playing as Zero.
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snake is Back
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss websites.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will reinstall for Bayonetta
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Iman Vellani, the actress who plays Ms. Marvel in the MCU, co-wrote some Ms. Marvel comics a while ago and they were pretty good, but it's easy to write that kind of thing off as a stunt. But she's actually got a solo-written miniseries going on at Image and it's good! Unrelated to Marvel, obviously
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For Better or For Worse ended in 2008, but they've been rerunning the strips from the beginning since then, sometimes with little changes to modernize them, like referring to Queen Elizabeth in the past tense in today's strip, originally from 1997.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not for Canada because they don't appreciate Canadian customers for subsidizing American Switch 2's.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I finished Skyward Sword for the first time since it came out on Wii, and I don't care what anyone says, the game is really good. Great dungeons. One of the best Zelda stories. Actually addressed a lot of complaints people had about Zelda. (They didn't stop complaining, though.)
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know talking about video game on the internet is as fucked as it has ever been because people are talking about Wolverine's 77 metacritic score like it's the Kraven the Hunter movie.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You guys, I'm really excited to play the new Fire Emblem.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One stupid thing about replacing artists with AI is that the quality you get from AI is often worse than the cheapest, shittiest artists out there. You mean to tell me you can't pay some random teenager with open commissions $25 to draw your dumb little OC or whatever?
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I changed my display name. Be not afraid.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When I played as Master Roshi in Dragon Ball Fighterz last night, I didn't know that his English voice actor died the other day. Man.
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🇨🇦 Soft Lothark @roto13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is basically just delaying its cancellation.
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