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Prime Minister of Rothistan

@rothistanpm.bsky.social
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I’m just here for that rich, savory Roth broth.

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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sitting in an overabundance of false hope that the HJ football billionaire getting snared in the pop music v. Anti-Zionism kerfuffle will actually lead to *MORE* BDS
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
SPATIAL AWARENESS. Ever round the corner at the grocery store and find yourself muttering “corner”? Everyone should be forced to do a year in the service industry, so that we aren’t the only ones who know how to MAKE ROOM FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO MOVE.
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Of course nobody was named in the byline, because it was written by the alcohol lobby. “The plutocracy keeps showing its ass in more obvious and frequent ways,” he said as went back to tightening the screws on his DIY guillotine
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It’s this guy. #Minneapolis #abolishICE
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A Zucker for Art @azuckerforart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
First and foremost, these "fans" are losers (the nicest noun I'll use). Second, the coverage of this by sports "writers" is lame and uninspired drivel. Finally, the fact that they're on team Zohran endears me to the Lindor family even more! #LGM sports.yahoo.com/articles/mlb...
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MLB Fans Announce Boycott Of Mets Star Francisco Lindor
New York Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor is making headlines this weekend for something that has nothing to do with his skills on the diamond. Lindor, a five-time All-Star and four-time Gold Glove win...
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I feel bad for Kenny Albert because this @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy broadcast UNWATCHABLE - Vilma will not shut up, constantly repeating his personally narrativized version of the game. Director never shows replays on the GODAWFUL officiating. This version of the nfl is complete trash
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This framing is utter boomer-baiting swill. The younger generation are asking for a lifeline because boomers drained all of the value out of the system and left Reaganomics for the rest of us
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Moderate democrats have been ruining the party and making it utterly feckless for three decades. The only way to win, and potentially save America from total ruin, is to bring in more and more current non-voters, by offering fiscal policy which actually helps their lives
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
And skilled housekeepers for the poor are putting a mirror shine on the guillotine
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
And if white Americans were in the rapidly growing demographics of high dollar football supporters, the NFL might listen. But the NFL revenue dollar share is increasingly from folks of color, and they are smart to court those fans
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Global Holy Roman Empire now
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#stephenmiller
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Are you retarded?
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“Boomers’ disastrous upwardly redistributive fiscal policy, and wealth hoarding, have forced younger generations to beg their parents for a financial life raft” -the correct headline
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Because commerce is the only thing that works when the SSRIs plateau. We are so effed. We need a general strike, or the oligarchs will never recognize how much pain the average American is experiencing
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@newyorkgiants.bsky.social @nygiantsnation.bsky.social @nygiantsfansuk.bsky.social
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Galatians 6:7
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Where’s the loving headline about the daily silencing of children in their classrooms?
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@davidjroth.bsky.social I said lint licker out loud to myself as soon as you started that sentence. The clarity with which I can hear that phrase in my head; it’s the closest my brain comes to being able to comprehend infinity
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The d and the i being on the same line almost gave me an aneurysm
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I see the narrative writers have already repackaged the ole Blame the Consumers’!™️ strategy of “suburban SUV drivers are entirely responsible for global warming” fame. They aren’t OUR chatbots, stupid. They belong to the chatbot MAKERS. What we put in the chatbot fuels it, we are the product.
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
TG, don’t call the cops on me for stealing the IP of your face. Absolute barn burner of a time tonight! @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Has anybody checked the body for plutonium?
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 24/03/2025
One way to reduce mass migration is to stop overthrowing democratically elected governments just because we don't like them
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The new Texas Rangers baseball cap is an awesome example of what happens when you get rid of all of those “dei hires”
Blue cap with white letters bordered in red: 
TETAS
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pete52.bsky.social @pete52.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
This is it. This is the only reason I’m here. This is the stuff the Roth broth is made of
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Funny how every time Labour gets power there’s suddenly an “antisemitism row” - like fucking clockwork
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
After a full news fast of several months, I dipped a toe back in and HOLY EFFING COW IS IT WORSE THAN LAST TIME
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Gee, with the phrasing of this post and headline, they are so journalistically objective, it’s impossible to tell if they have an agenda :/
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Not giving this absolute idiocy the pleasure of a rage click. Suffice to say, @forbes.com obviously didn’t attempt to calculate the value of the Chiefs having the two highest Q rating players on their team, and what that means in terms of overall brand value.
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I wish the puzzle makers at @nytimes.com had a better baseline dictionary. This keeps happening. Sticking in my craw. CRAW, I tell you
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The same people who say, “well, don’t commit any crimes and you won’t have to be worried about the police,” are actually really worried about somebody reporting them because they’re still walking around calling people “towelheads”
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
When the other side doesn’t care about the deaths of women, POC, and the most vulnerable of society, why is it we are supposed to care about the death of an oligarch?
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Their parents were in the first wave of the EVERYONE MUST GO TO COLLEGE movement, and they know it’s a scam
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is talking to a wrestler with a beard .
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a wrestler with a beard .
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A truer statement (of sports + politics + holidays) has never been written. And that’s coming from a Blue team fan
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
hard same
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
So weird. Why would working class people be turned off by cozying up to the only republicans left who proudly shout about how business profits are the only thing they politically care about?
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Never realized the endless humor potential of intentionally fake AI. Created by AI. And so forth
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Justin.
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My new religion
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
LEGEND
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I can’t stop smiling thinking about Elon, if Trump loses. Now that I know that all of that cash was BORROWED (thanks to @pjvogt.bsky.social and the always excellent Search Engine pod)
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Prime Minister of Rothistan @rothistanpm.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
I wonder if Jennifer Garner knows that capital one small business loses paperwork and then makes the rookie business owner try to operate without funds for 7 to 10 business days. Bet that would wipe the smile right off her little farm stand head
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