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Ross Kaiko

@rosskaiko.bsky.social
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Midwestern dad, raised on 90s cartoons and Mac & Cheese. Purveyor of of brain rot.

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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
How are the stairs treating Shane?
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Sometimes it be like that! 🤪 #mtg #tcg ##magicthegathering #boburnham #commander #edh
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
After the plantation house burning down, seeing that scene at the end was also very satisfying!
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It's such a weird time capsule that when I stopped playing MTG in 2014, it was with Khans of Tarkir. Now that I'm getting back into it, it's with Tarkir Dragonstorm. It's was only been 10 years, but there's a weird nostalgia behind it? #mtg #hobby
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coach victryena 💪📋 @victryena.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
if this flag offends u ill help u pack SHARE if u agree
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Point Pleasant never milled so well! Two factor apocalypse, radiation, and poison! #mtg #magicthegathering #edh #commander #fallout #newvegas #fallout76
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
1. They haven't changed since their formative years. 2. They know it's wrong and do it anyway just because they think it's "owning the libs". 3. If they use this word so easily, then they most certainly use other slurs regularly since it's not a big deal to them. #conservatism #MAGAts
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'll never understand why conservatives are so eager to use slurs like the r word nowadays. I used it in middle school while trying to fit in with other peers. That was almost two decades ago. Their willingness to do it so easily on social media also tells me a few things about them as well.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Threw together an EDH/Commander deck with stuff I've had for several years on my journey of a typical tcg player. Get into it > buy stuff > play > fall off > repeat #magicthegatherung #mtgcommander #tcg #gaming
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It feels like home! #MonsterHunter #gaming
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you ever want someone extra to hunt with, I'd be happy to volunteer! Happy hunting! 🐈‍⬛🎮
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This "update" was also added, which for me doesn't excuse the clear additive of the initial post. #wisconsin #classist
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Idk if it's just me, but if you do something good, take multiple pictures of yourself doing it, post those photos, and make a statement essentially calling people in bad situations lazy and implying they don't deserve to eat because of that... kinda seems like you weren't doing a good thing at all.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The censoring of opinions and viewpoints is well under way. #tiktok #amerikkka #freespeech #inaugurationday
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So lovely to be an American. Children dying in school shootings 🙈 Health insurance denying millions of people, many of whom die 🙈 Educational performance declining steadily 🙈 Most Americans can't afford houses or renting 🙈 Social media app where you can share info 🫨😬🤨😡
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Standard orange cat behavior lol
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
7 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa.
Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation.
Santa: What

Panel 2:
Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer.

Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side.
Elon: this is your new sleigh

Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky 

Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes
Musk: shit

Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone

Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 23/12/2024
Health Insurance Trolley existentialcomics.com/comic/582
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 13/12/2024
If seeing a single woman in a game trailer makes you scream that a game is woke you should have your testicle privileges revoked :)
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Amazing that someone would've seen the fallout on that little kid at the Cincinnati Zoo and went, "Yeah, let me snitch on the Adjuster." If you get that $50,000 that's temporary, but the shame is forever. #Healthcare #America #disappointing #McDonald's
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Space Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A meme with Bart Simpson is pretending to be blind and also with him looking through a telescope. Next to the image of him pretending to be blind it reads "NYPD When a PoC, member of the LGTBQIA+ community or poor person is murdered. Next to the image of him looking through a telescope it reads "NYPD When a rich, white, straight cisgendered man is murdered"
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Teawhalem @teawhalem.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
😢💔,🪶
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
-Sevica is on the council, but will never be accepted by them. -Vander was crying as Isha made her move. I will be sending my therapy bill accordingly.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Top things the #Arcane fandom has said to hurt me: -Jayce went through and escaped hell, while Ekko got to live in heaven but had to leave it behind. -Now Jinx/Powder knows why Vi didn't want her to come along. -Vi was probably there for hours until Ekko or Cait found her.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
gotDAMN
two posts from threads

first is from @camillecardonaa and says: I just found out that only 1.5% of Japan's population is Christian and I'm heartbroken.

second is a reply from @orangedweller and says: Hi. Japan's homicide rate is 07% per 100K. United States homicide rate is 5.7% per 100K.
Japan's unhoused population in 2024: 2,820. United States unhoused: 653,104.
Japan also has one of the highest food security rates in the whole big world. Meanwhile, in the US, 18 million people are food insecure.
Maybe this Sunday you can ask the Christians what their bible says about poor people and murder. Sorry bout your heart.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This is wild! How hilariously would it be if he was actually there and the police missed it. Certainly a fumble they would never do.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Is anyone else out there obsessed with the music from #Arcane? Right now, Ma Meilleure Ennemie is seared into my brain!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/12/2024
Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance theonion.com/low-folding-...
Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Ta-Nehisi Coates wields words like sledgehammers.
A paragraph from Ta-Nehisi Coates' book The Message, which reads: "It may seem strange that people who have already attained a position of power through violence invest so much time in justifying their plunder with words. But even plunderers are human beings whose violent ambitions must contend with the guilt that gnaws at them when they meet the eyes of their victims. And so a story must be told, one that raises a wall between themselves and those they seek to throttle and rob."
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Make sure you visit a Culver's.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yeah, just the cognitive dissonance on the realities of general travel, let alone cross country, coupled with work-life. SMH
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Rich CEO dies, me: 🦗🦗🦗 Me watching #Arcane seasons 1 and 2:
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
"Oh, y'all paying for the ticket? No? Have fun!"
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is the corporate level of FAFO. #corporategreed #violencebegetsviolence #america
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
UHC has a 32% claim denial rate, they "serve" around 27 million Americans, that means around 8 million peoples claims are denied. How many of them have died as a result? I'm not gonna hold any water for a CEO or the company that are directly responsible for the suffering and deaths of so many.
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Martha Crawford @whatashrinkthinks.com · 04/12/2024
I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances. That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Since there's no logistical way to figure out how many people he has directly and indirectly caused to suffer and die, I'd say he got off easy.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It's one of my favorite designs!
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Coziest merch I've bought in a while. 🥰 @gamegrumps.bsky.social
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Literally.... Credit to: America 4 all
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
C'mon Men. Step up and do your part, since you care so much.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Wishing all my fellow peeps a peaceful Thanksgiving. But, if you do have to spend it with any conservative family members. May your day be filled with defiant education, glorious take downs, and plenty of self victimizing tears.
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Ross Kaiko @rosskaiko.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Honestly, kudos to him for paying for postage. That's true dedication to being a spiteful, rage filled bigot.
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Mehrab Munir @mehrabmunir.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin
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