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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 3h
Yesssssssss @picketer.bsky.social Vanbar has them in stock on the floor. Silver is the cheapest.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14h
The only people who should give a toss whether a film is a box office flop or not are studio executives. It definitely shouldn't be mentioned in reviews like it's some kind of measurement of quality. You wouldn't order a meal based on how much profit it makes for the restaurant
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 15h
I’d say it’s worth seeing it in the flesh to seem if you feel it, rather than buying online sight unseen. There’s a lot of very unusual design choices in it. It’s not a toy but it’s not an X-100 vi either. I think it’s for people who either have no cameras, or for people who have too many cameras.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 17h
I have a *bunch* of EOS glass that’s free to a good home if you like. I still shoot my 60D but also I inherited a lot of glass, speedboosters, Tele adaptors, and so on from a family friend.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 18h
Will do, mate. I’m gonna use “film mode” (optical rangefinder only, no image review or changing “film” until you “finish” a roll of 12/24/36/72) and bang a bunch off this weekend.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 18h
Haha! Excellent!
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 19h
Whadja get
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 09/01/2025
A sincere belief I have is that the rise and acceptance of UFC is directly correlated with the degeneracy and slide to illiberalism
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 19h
Fully concur.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 20h
Sidebar — after that record came out, I used the typeface all the damned time in som many inappropriate settings. For *years*. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbra_(...
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Umbra (typeface) - Wikipedia
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 20h
Dacha/Donga. Fitting.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 20h
Man I always thought that about that song. Sublime stuff.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 20h
Just realised the place in Lake Boga could feasibly called a dacha and this pleases me greatly.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cool! Well he convinced me to get an x-half (at half price).
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Most people calling themselves "design leaders" (which, my god don't do that) are freaking out that the big money jobs evaporated not that we're in the state we're in after a quarter century of absolutely wild rhetoric about the power of design.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vanbar has them in stock and they’re selling them at less than cost price. Ask me how I know. (Mug for scale)
A tiny little retro looking point and shoot camera, dwarfed by a mug.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You had to be there.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently in the US they're bundling them free with XT-5 kits at some retailers. Amazing stuff. youtu.be/Pzt3iyWFpQA?...
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The “Worst Camera of 2025” Might Actually Be Good Now
YouTube video by snappiness
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"But but but it only shoots vertical". Fortunately my wrists articulate. At the right price, could be a fun little gateway to Fuji. Lord knows I need more camera systems. www.fujifilm-x.com/en-au/produc...
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X half - Cameras - FUJIFILM X Series & GFX | Cameras | FUJIFILM X Series & GFX - Australia
The official product information for X half for FUJIFILM X Series digital cameras.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember the Fujifilm X-half? Pretty little portrait aspect ratio thing with film simulation modes, no ibis, some bonkers interface decisions, no raw, but a preposterous price point? Amazingly they kept updating the firmware, & you can get one new for at ½ the launch price. Suddenly v compelling.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can’t disapprove of me more than I do at this point.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck, Ross. Easy, tiger.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think that’s called vibe-loading?
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: The fuck that baby come from?
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You ever notice how the rot set in when invite became a noun? We should have fought to the last. Alas.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonna tell my kids that UI stands for Ultra Intelligence.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Petition to beg Bambu to make inkjet and laser printers.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Before the movie I saw tonight I’m pretty certain there was a showing of The Odyssey at IMAX. You know when you open a can of dog food and give it a shake and nothing comes out and then *SCHLORP* the whole lot comes out as a gelatinous cylinder? Imagine that, but the cylinder is dudes.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, I went and saw Digger again. At IMAX. Living on the edge, I am.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You should just give vibe feedback.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haha. I wasn’t saying anything about that mate!
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i will test ur app glenn
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Training wheels. Takes a while to transition from "I can" to "I'm doin' it".
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not even worried about the ethical side of it. It uses the Foundation Models, the embodied energy in it is low compared to the labour it unlocks, etc etc. But I just have no idea what's under the hood.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I kind of _want to_, because I know for a fact that this is a huge problem for photographers, designers, or anyone who deals with thousands of images named IMG_2865.CRW, or Untitled_copy_USETHISONE.jpg, but fuck if I know what else is in the code. Could be malware. How the fuck would I know?
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a weird thing, at least to me. I vibe coded an app that would never otherwise exist that is *incredibly* useful to me (it scans a folder of images and renames then according to what the image is and what's in the exif) but would I unleash it unto the world? Oooof.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People are even less interested in testing your vibe-coded app than they are in hearing about your dreams.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pardon my complete lack of reading comprehension. Thank you.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone before said something like "not even fuck you money is enough to actually tell this guy 'fuck you'."
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reflexive nope is how your couch gets a your-arse-shaped indentation after just a few years. Nobody wants that. Anyhow, who's going to see the Drones in Castlemaine next Friday?
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course this is incredibly simplistic, but I think about it all the time. A friend asked me to go see the Drones with them next week and I'm going to be in Boga so it's an easy thing to say 'nope' to. 3 hour drive to see a gig? Fuck that. That's what the writer was talking about. Reflexive nope.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Years ago I read a thing about white folks by an African American comedian whose name escapes me. One thing he said was that the reason he thought white people are depressed all the time is because they are forever saying 'nope' when people invite them to do something that sounds like fun.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I also live pretty close to 3D Printer Gear, which rules because I can just go there and say "herp a derp I am trying to do a thing but I think I need a different nozzle or whatever take pity on me" and they smile and pat me on the head and give super friendly advice. www.3dprintergear.com.au
3dprintergear.com.au
3D Printer Gear | 3D Printing - Sales - Repairs - Learn
With over 100x 3D printers in our farm, we sell what genuinely works. See our wide range of 3D Printers, 3D Printing materials and accessories. Fast dispatch Australia-wide. Call us!
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A Slack I'm in has a channel where people help each other out with 3D printer stuff and show off what they've done, and it's 1997 internet vibes in there in the best possible way.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People saying we can walk and chew gum gum at the same time while ignoring someone writhing on the ground, choking on a single chiclet of gum lodged in their windpipe. .
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice one bruvva
Back window of a rental van with the logo OnlyVans.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And have fun. I hope you enjoy it :)
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I watched the trailer again last night and a lot of what’s in there isn’t even in the film. Go figure.
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Demon King of the New Platform @clothedvillainy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be truly free, we must find a way to say ‘I enjoyed this’.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That rings true to me. It’s a big rambunctious film and it’s a whale of a time. The negative reviews I’ve read seem to be trying to unpeel a great mystery when it’s really not that deep. It’s … a very entertaining couple of hours.
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