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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna

@rosevineshank.bsky.social
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I’m blonde but also gay. You can find my very serious writing here: thehardtimes.net/author/rose-vinesh…

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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Yo I fucking hate being a hatcel because of my forever hat that I also shower in. But I refuse to take this off for any woman.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
There’s all these redpill podcast guys drawing lines on women and writing entire essays on the angle shes leaning cus it means her boyfriend isn’t dominant and blablabla. Dude. As a woman. She’s standing weird cus she feels fat.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hey a lot of ppl are worried the new Shrek is gonna be woke so I made an unwoke version just in case:
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Some guy: PUBLIC SCHOOL & DEI BRAINWASHED YOU INTO THINKING BLACK PPL R REAL Me: 🤯 My history textbook:
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My generation may not have a lot goin for us, but at least we know the best time to wear a striped sweater (the answer may shock you)
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Not that I’m making a commentary on politics…but as a millennial, I watched the music industry take our best indy music and taxidermy it slowly over time into “stomp, clap, hey.” I watched in denial and said nothing and then boom. Good bye united states of Arcade Fire, hello The Lumineers regime.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Me 1 month ago: An egotistical maniac has an unchecked rise to power? Perhaps it is time to join the ELITES. TAKE ALL and LEAVE NOTHING. THE ERA OF ETHICAL INVESTMENT IS OVER…THE RISE OF BADMON STONKS IS NIGH. Me today:
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
First they came for trans people, I said nothing because isn’t that their entire schtick? Being really sexually repressed and jorking it to t porn and then cumming everywhere and getting mad at trans people about it? When they came for me, there was no1 2 mop up all the cum 😔🙏🏻 -MARTIN NIEMÖLLER
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Palmer Report @palmerreport.com · 30/01/2025
Keep your messaging simple: “Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.” That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hey there NVDA what’s it like in New York City…
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Graph of mood when people still insist this administration is good for the economy
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Wishing warmth and live to the queer community. Sending love to all trans women except Brenda you annoying ass bitch, u think ur hot shit ever since u got a Stanley cup. keep telling everyone I wear a bumpit and see wtf happens, U FUGLY SLUT It’s important we stand together in these trying times 🙏🏻
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
One good thing thats come from all this is when my ADHD friends apologize for dumb shit like “r u sure ur not mad” I can be like “that is the last thing in the world im upset about right now” and they actually believe me
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Society peaked here
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Kinda wild how I came out as lesbian like over 10 years ago, and that entire time I get told “no ur not, it’s a phase” but this women is MARRIED TO A MAN WITH KIDS and somehow the country’s dumbest people are like “yep. That thers a lesbin.”
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If she clicks yes on “accept all cookies?” Red flag.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Bobby Hill wasn’t kicking those people in the balls, he was telling them “that’s my purse.” Watch the full video. It’s a similar motion but it’s a Roman leg hello.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m honestly just embarassed to be feminist lately. What do u mean u organized a women’s march but they all got in a fight about their matching hats and now its called the peoples march??
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
They look like someone washed ICP
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’m convinced Tom Macdonald only raps with people like Ben Shapiro and Roseanne Bar cus they actually manage to make him look less cringe by comparison.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
All the REAL sleepy lil guys are joining Xiao Honk-Shoo
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
…but when the world needed him most, he vanished
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The way my Italian gf reacts to things feels made up
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Christians are saying LA is on fire because Californians need Jesus as if God didn’t just use water gun, hydro-pump and Surf on Florida.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Me talking to Radiohead fans: well if you like that song you should check out the song “polly-wally doodle” which was also written by a british guy.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The boomerang effect is when a man hates gay stuff and women so much, it functionally reverses and he starts yaasifying videogame characters who weren’t serving enough cunt.
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Who else remembers the original Twilight where Bella is Jewish?
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Megafauna fact #1. They will go “can u unlock the door” but try to open it while ur trying to unlock it so it won’t unlock and then they’re like “hey…can u please unlock??” And this lasts for hours. Giant ground sloths do this the most because they have opposable thumbs and are terrible people.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 03/01/2025
A fun prank is to post a video clip from a show that has been used as a meme and say you used AI to animate the meme template
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The Human Centipede is actually just a movie about a codependent throuple. It’s giving toxic polyamory tbh
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Me logging on after weeks to find 100 new followers
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
“Now Sagger now Sinker now Wrinkler and Thinskin! On Comet and Cupid on Donner and Vixen!”-my brain seeing this ad
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I talk a lotta shit for someone who’s google search history just says “boob video.”
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I have too much “least popular friend” trauma to watch lesbian porn. It’ll be called “Three hot sluts explore eachother’s bodies” and I’m like “ok but why didn’t yall invite me? 🥺”
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The women’s march has officially changed it’s name to “the people’s march.” Idk, it’s giving…..
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“Try it!”
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
2003: guys discover hygiene and start calling themselves metrosexual 2010: guys discover indie music and showering comes to a screaching halt 2024: guys discover showering again and call it looksmaxxing
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RoseVineshank Hates Megafauna @rosevineshank.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I wanna get head from one of those people who talk real fast at auctions. I’ve seen what that mouth do.
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