"*snnnnffffff* You see my turtles, man? YOU SEE'EM? That one's Mike and the other is Donnie. THEY'RE PAINTED TURTLES, DARBYALLIN. They'll need a bigger enclosure as they grow because TURTLES ARE A LONG TERM COMMITMENT. YOU'RE NOT READY - NO BODY IN AEW IS READY, for that level of responsibility."