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Emily

@rosesandproses.bsky.social
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Writer, Aspiring Maker of Pretty Things, Nerdfighter, and Oxford Comma Enthusiast.

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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Realized it was suspiciously quiet while I was making bottles. Looked over to baby on his playmat. Corner of board book just fully in mouth. ...well, books belong to their readers. I guess.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH IT'S BANNED BOOKS WEEK? Looks like I gotta read my kiddo some banned literature. 😈
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay Leo, I see you
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip: give baby shower gifts in a reusable bag of some kind. A couple people did that for us and WE USE THEM ALL THE TIME.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Libraries and parks are great because everywhere else costs $120 I swear to god
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been futzing with a length of fabric trying to get it to match the color of another cut of the fabric I want to use but is out of stock to order more. Did the math this morning. The original cut is enough...I didn't need to dye and play with bleach solutions all week.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Size charts are nice but this is what I really need
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jet's Pizza texted me a coupon and at first I thought it was a Pizzamas discount code. 🫠
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, quiet people know they are quiet. The best way to piss them off and make sure they never say anything to you ever again is to point this out, especially in a group setting.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know there's Avatar:TLA news when my old fics circa 2014 start getting kudos on AO3 again.
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art goblin @queasyspaceship.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ITS GOBTOBER 2026 The first day prompt is Vampire, and I wanted to draw a pattern so Gyaru Vampire hemogoblin
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If not friend, why friend shaped?
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Freysworn Tea @lftea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life really just is figuring out how to cook beef, chicken, and pork a different way each night, isn't it?..
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen, I understand why we can't prescribe antibiotics immediately for what is likely a viral cold, but also it sucks waiting 10-14 days with a sick baby who can't take cough medicine.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Facebook Marketplace sellers have very loose definitions of "vintage" and "antique."
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish my doctor's office had rewards points or a punch card you could exchange for prizes. That'd make being there every week for the entire month of September a little more bearable.
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I miss the Discover credit card app, and I'm so mad I have to use Capital One now. My Discover app was nice and simple. I didn't have to fight through seventeen promotions to view my balance and schedule a payment.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before going to Costco: This isn't going to be like last time. We don't need as much stuff. Leaving Costco: *spent more than the previous trip*
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trust the process
comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "I think I will do crafts today" next panel shows them freaking out while something is on fire
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In search of the crochet pattern for this dragon, or the artist who made it (Michigan). It is my son's favorite thing and I committed a cardinal parenting sin by getting him a toy without a redundancy plan. 😅
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Prepping for our first flu season with the baby feels a little like doomsday prepping with all the supplies we have stockpiled and redundant tools. But I can take your temperature from any orifice.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My how times have changed
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Packing for an overnight with the baby. Strange Planet by @nathanwpyle.bsky.social
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The problem with being nap trapped is if you don't choose your seating and position wisely, your butt will go numb.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's coming... #Pizzamas
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Vibrating out of my skin in anticipation for this book.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Therapist: What if we collect some data? ...yes, speak to my research goblin brain.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ME: ooooh EXECUTIVE dysfunction, huh? What’s that, like when you accidentally book a seat in coach instead of first class or something? THERAPIST: it's when you can't do important things even if you really want to do them because your brain hates you ME: oh then that's definitely what I have 👉👈
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, as Green is reading a book, and sits down.

Sensing someone staring at him, Green looks up from his book.
Green: ...What?
Blue: The internet went down so I can't play with my brother.
Green: So you've decided to stare at me all day instead?
Blue: Yeah?
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have, at minimum, two creatures' drool on me at any given time.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know I just replied to this email thread but now you've asked me a question I can't answer and the person who can is on vacation so I won't be responding until Monday...
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Verb tense in English is trash.
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Laurette @laurette1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Orange rose with rose buds in the garden this morning. #RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Bloomscrolling #Photography
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🐟🐟🐟 @ aniyeg / october 10th @miyaulait.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
handsome black cats
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It needs to cool down so I can put all the cute fall outfits on my baby.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching the Tom Holland umbrella video for the 10,000th time: extra life
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Saved these bad boys for when I finished pumping.👌🏻💯 What do you mean Good Store isn't on Bluesky 😭
Bag of smart sweets peach rings and a little peach & grapefruit tea light candle from good.store
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am a person of simple and mutually exclusive needs
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The more I learn about cruises, the less I want to ever be on one.
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Cole and Marmalade @coleandmarmalade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"A construction crew in Ohio has a new coworker. She has four paws, whiskers and lots of orange kitty energy!" 🧡⚠️😺 #Komatsu #KittenRescue #GingerCat #RiverReachConstruction #Kitten #Cat coleandmarmalade.com/2026/09/05/t...
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Tiny Ginger Kitten Trapped in Excavator Rescued, Then Joins the Work Crew!
Tiny kitten rescued from Komatsu excavator now ready for job site with her own hard hat and vest!
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More humid than a yaoi shower scene out there.
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
THIS BITCH EMPTY! (this post is about breastmilk)
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"This meeting could've been an email." It was an email. You ran the AI summary of the email through Claude and asked Claude to do what you were supposed to based on that, and messed up the entire system—so now we're meeting about it.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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