Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Realized it was suspiciously quiet while I was making bottles. Looked over to baby on his playmat. Corner of board book just fully in mouth. ...well, books belong to their readers. I guess. 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OH IT'S BANNED BOOKS WEEK? Looks like I gotta read my kiddo some banned literature. 😈 081
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay Leo, I see you 521914
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pro tip: give baby shower gifts in a reusable bag of some kind. A couple people did that for us and WE USE THEM ALL THE TIME. 010
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Libraries and parks are great because everywhere else costs $120 I swear to god 739236
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Been futzing with a length of fabric trying to get it to match the color of another cut of the fabric I want to use but is out of stock to order more. Did the math this morning. The original cut is enough...I didn't need to dye and play with bleach solutions all week. 100
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Size charts are nice but this is what I really need 623016
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jet's Pizza texted me a coupon and at first I thought it was a Pizzamas discount code. 🫠 010
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey, quiet people know they are quiet. The best way to piss them off and make sure they never say anything to you ever again is to point this out, especially in a group setting. 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know there's Avatar:TLA news when my old fics circa 2014 start getting kudos on AO3 again. 010
Reposted by Emilyart goblin @queasyspaceship.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ITS GOBTOBER 2026 The first day prompt is Vampire, and I wanted to draw a pattern so Gyaru Vampire hemogoblin 17217
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough 837737
Reposted by EmilyFreysworn Tea @lftea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Life really just is figuring out how to cook beef, chicken, and pork a different way each night, isn't it?.. 2111721119
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Listen, I understand why we can't prescribe antibiotics immediately for what is likely a viral cold, but also it sucks waiting 10-14 days with a sick baby who can't take cough medicine. 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Facebook Marketplace sellers have very loose definitions of "vintage" and "antique." 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish my doctor's office had rewards points or a punch card you could exchange for prizes. That'd make being there every week for the entire month of September a little more bearable. 001
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I miss the Discover credit card app, and I'm so mad I have to use Capital One now. My Discover app was nice and simple. I didn't have to fight through seventeen promotions to view my balance and schedule a payment. 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Before going to Costco: This isn't going to be like last time. We don't need as much stuff. Leaving Costco: *spent more than the previous trip* 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In search of the crochet pattern for this dragon, or the artist who made it (Michigan). It is my son's favorite thing and I committed a cardinal parenting sin by getting him a toy without a redundancy plan. 😅 122
Reposted by EmilyJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113 1671601447
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Prepping for our first flu season with the baby feels a little like doomsday prepping with all the supplies we have stockpiled and redundant tools. But I can take your temperature from any orifice. 000
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My how times have changed 1028029
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Packing for an overnight with the baby. Strange Planet by @nathanwpyle.bsky.social 010
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The problem with being nap trapped is if you don't choose your seating and position wisely, your butt will go numb. 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Vibrating out of my skin in anticipation for this book. 010
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Therapist: What if we collect some data? ...yes, speak to my research goblin brain. 010
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ME: ooooh EXECUTIVE dysfunction, huh? What’s that, like when you accidentally book a seat in coach instead of first class or something? THERAPIST: it's when you can't do important things even if you really want to do them because your brain hates you ME: oh then that's definitely what I have 👉👈 524517
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have, at minimum, two creatures' drool on me at any given time. 000
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know I just replied to this email thread but now you've asked me a question I can't answer and the person who can is on vacation so I won't be responding until Monday... 001
Reposted by EmilyLaurette @laurette1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Orange rose with rose buds in the garden this morning. #RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Bloomscrolling #Photography 1132944
Reposted by Emily🐟🐟🐟 @ aniyeg / october 10th @miyaulait.bsky.social · 09/09/2026handsome black cats 326871021
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It needs to cool down so I can put all the cute fall outfits on my baby. 000
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching the Tom Holland umbrella video for the 10,000th time: extra life 1124818
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Saved these bad boys for when I finished pumping.👌🏻💯 What do you mean Good Store isn't on Bluesky 😭 000
Reposted by EmilyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I am a person of simple and mutually exclusive needs 728915
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The more I learn about cruises, the less I want to ever be on one. 000
Reposted by EmilyCole and Marmalade @coleandmarmalade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"A construction crew in Ohio has a new coworker. She has four paws, whiskers and lots of orange kitty energy!" 🧡⚠️😺 #Komatsu #KittenRescue #GingerCat #RiverReachConstruction #Kitten #Cat coleandmarmalade.com/2026/09/05/t...coleandmarmalade.comTiny Ginger Kitten Trapped in Excavator Rescued, Then Joins the Work Crew!Tiny kitten rescued from Komatsu excavator now ready for job site with her own hard hat and vest! 1879
Emily @rosesandproses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"This meeting could've been an email." It was an email. You ran the AI summary of the email through Claude and asked Claude to do what you were supposed to based on that, and messed up the entire system—so now we're meeting about it. 000
Reposted by EmilyMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166643672