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Rory M Spence

@rorymspence.bsky.social
203 followers 170 following 26 posts

I don't really want to write another bio to be honest. I've done it loads. I do comedy, I'm from Glasgow, that's all I can be bothered telling you at this stage. Is that enough? GICF Tickets: shorturl.at/tOPBZ

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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
On this fun podcast all this week, check it out
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Why do I see so many reels and tiktoks about how to stop people breaking into your hotel room? I've never been scared of that. I am now.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Lurpak lighter is heavier than Lurpak
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I don't think I'm alone in thinking that when you eject a usb device it should fly out of the port.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I suggest we pick a day where, every year we all make this our profile pictures for the day.
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Kathleen Hughes @kathleenwho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
"it's a Roman salute" you guys are going to lose it when you hear who invented dictators
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I just reached a new low in procrastination by cleaning out the filter on my washing machine. It didn't even need doing.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West. Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West. Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I'm constantly updating this all the time as new Scottish comedians appear. So even if you've followed all before, give it another look.
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sometimes I think I should post something funny on here, but then I just end up posting something like this instead.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I just overheard someone say "I'm his dad, I've known him all my life". I had some questions, but was too scared to ask.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
What a day! Let's all celebrate with pizza crunch supper and 30g of amber leaf. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Glasgow no longer has lowest male life expectancy
Blackpool has replaced the city as the area in Britain where men, on average, have the shortest lives.
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Fearghas Kelly @fearghaskelly.com · 29/11/2024
THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024! One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup: 📺 Chris Thorburn 📺 Amelia Bayler 📺 Amanda Dwyer 📺 Rory Spence 📅 Thursday 5 December 📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow 🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
A promotional graphic for Screen Time at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I'm looking forward to when we reach the era of big celebrities getting millions of likes on terrible posts. That was my favourite twitter era.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
🧵Back in the 14th century you had the landowning gentry and the serfs and no real middle class. The serfs all had a tiny amount of their own wealth but the system was designed for it to never get above a meagre level. The landowning class was chuffed with this.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I went to see Glad2ator last night. I thought it was quite good if you're interested in that sort of thing. That sort of thing being Gladiating.
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry. go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Let me know if anyone you're aware of that I've missed
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry. go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I've forgotten how to do this kind of thing. Do we just say vaguely funny thoughts we have or something?
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Rory M Spence @rorymspence.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If this one dies, I'm done. This is the last social media account I'm making.
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