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Roozy

@roozydelish.bsky.social
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I was born a blow in and I know I'm living here as a guest. My spirit animal is a Cassowary Hard Left And Deep, Dark, Green proud supporter of the Nagash Foundation "Empowering Charity in the Afterlife" P.S. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. ..-.

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RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 18h
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 19h
19 days... 19 more opportunities for the current admin to increase the Dems margin of victory
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 22h
😂😂🤣🤣
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 23h
He's no Kissinger so we won't have to wait long for history to tell us what happened
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've decided to take up language studies 🤪 youtu.be/sR-jHc-cQPg?...
youtu.be
New Vegas Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)
YouTube video by CJMattis
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Modeka @modeka.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@cbsnews.com WHO KNOWS THIS ASSHOLE ? bsky.app/profile/blue...
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Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dear Ukraine, Thank you for making the internet a little less laden with pro-Trump and MAGA bots by taking out half of Russia's bot farm infrastructure. I highly recommend you take out the other 50% just to be sure this sticks. Sincerely, People of the world who hate propaganda
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Jerome @jeromyo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Soo, if Melania dumps him, HE could marry Incontinentia with a White House Wedding! (Damn auto correct, I said Natalie)
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Lu 💙 @ladyinred50.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Sort of Damocles @sortofdamocles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't remember exactly which episodes covered the lizard people wearing skin suits conspiracy so I think the X-Files are due for a rewatch
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This 👇
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sad story... The Necrotelicomnicon is now only available as a discless digital edition having only gone paperless a few years ago #pTerry
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as long as it is not combined bursts of flame and rodents of unusual size then no.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm with the Wombats on this one
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
won't it be cool when we can buy little toy guillotines that are perfectly sized for cocktail franks... ...from the gift shop at the Whitehouse
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illuminatusprime.bsky.social @illuminatusprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Solid take on the issue!
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illuminatusprime.bsky.social @illuminatusprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly....
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Moisturize me! ,,, please
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Doctor Who
Alt: Doctor Who, Moisturize Me
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No better case for the billionaire tax than how hard they’re working to defeat it
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Toby Ziegler got pissy that he wasn't given his free peanuts in the pilot episode of The West Wing. They could always stop giving them out to everybody. I bet that is what the airlines insurance companies decide to do.
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Will @willgarcia820.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope he finds the flight to be insufferably boring for the sake of all the other passengers on the plane and don't forget to accidentally let slip to the cabin staff what he used to do for work. I'm definitely looking forward to the photos because I've never had Ld. Howe on any list of mine
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good luck Mike, wishing you fair winds and a soft landing. Tell your Dad if he starts to complain that nobody has ever died of boredom.
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Two'ey can you imagine anything more impossible than DJT turning up to a Saturday morning 5k Park Run wearing NB's or Adidas and a red hat with 70's style high side mens running shorts. @twosense.bsky.social
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now let’s see if they do it yet again in the midterms or if they’ve really woken up and learned how toxic fat hitler really is…
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she would need to provide proof of identity though
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would hand over every one of my passkeys to MC without her having to ask
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The republican senator from the great state of stabbing Dems in the back
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm going to take a short break because I think I might be losing the deft touch that my shitposts require if I want to keep myself out of prison
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QoS doesn't maintain itself 😜
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Elon and the rest of the Epstein class are all going to learn the hard way that being selfish and hogging all the gummint wealf're corn puts you on the fast track to the bacon factory.
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never forget that before someone can throw a handful of Molly's into a mosh pit full of billionaires Somebody paid for the Gasoline and Somebody had to empty the bottles and Somebody had to fill them up and Somebody had to lose their shirt Revolutions are a team effort...
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think you are going to have to do it solo this time and this little Aussie Roozy is praying to Saint Zippo (the patron Saint of burning billionaire shit down) real hard for everybody's sake.
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've got a bad feeling that when it comes to decent Americans reaching out for international help, well this time I don't think Canada is going to burn the Whitehouse to the ground for you.
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Builder of Spine one call at a time!! @oldfraildems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I finally got my sign!!!! I wished it was bigger. I’m a little blue dot in a huge red rural hole. I was so excited I put it in my yard and had my husband take a pic. Sorry I don’t look better . I had my knee replaced a few days ago.
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nils Carborundum Est...
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd love it if there was anything extra inside of me to dilute the Cassowary even a tiny bit. Looking on the bright side, no one ever expects me to share my longons, lychees, mangos, custard apples or black sapotes
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...10 pffft... She's such a total 11 that she would hand you the shirt off of her own back and then take all of the blame for causing traffic chaos
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If anybody needs that imagery decoded for them I can do it for half price and I promise I'll be very gentle with the eighteen inch shifter
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you. #PhillipAdams
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is IT exactly. The PLO under Arafat gave mutual assistance and support to the IRA esp when it came to getting into and out of Europe. Two peoples both with empathy for others living under oppression
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/10/2026
HACKERS: we have compromised ur bank account ME: hah yeah ok whatev— HACKERS: —and ur bluesky drafts ME: oh damn oh shit oh fuck
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love the fact that the Irish Republican Army never forgets it's friends... or it's enemies...
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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate to bring on a downer but... Outsourcing labour intensive tasks to lower wage countries is a big part of how y'all got into this mess.
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