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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He’s off at 85 mins which is bloody amazing by his standards

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don’t tell me Lavia is going to play a whole 90 minutes for Belgium

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fair play. I am on the same team as Wazza - talk about a great summer signing - but it is probably a bit racist from me so I will be deleting

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ça plane pour moi britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

On the one hand he would have played a lot given our MF problems On the other hand, 4th choice at a mid table team is just about right for his quality

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Face it you have no chance of winning

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Given how likely it was that Fernandez would be going, why were we doing the Camara deal so late on Deadline Day? The Essugo deal to Strasbourg could have been done at 22.59. We literally controlled both sides of that transaction.

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Neto is better defensively not great but better than Stevo

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

But who would you drop to play him? Or would you sub off one of CPR or Neto sooner?

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fofana standing there with his d*ck in his hand (as usual) #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Really dislike the yellow trim on the neck and sleeves

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pretty sure Alonso must be train running training sessions with Josh and Hato in midfield

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is what it’s come to: spend north of £2 billion and field the superannuated Hendo and young ginger bollox as your starting midfield for the fifth game of the season #Chelsea #BRECHE

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Him and Craig Burley: the worst ex-Chelsea player pundits An I missing anyone?

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just found out that Wyclef Jean was at the Chelsea v Brighton game He saw Pascal Groß score two times #illgetmycoat

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He’s so far below the level we need and so massively overpaid

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sustained, relentless and ignored by the useless ref

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Not sure if you are in IG but Levi posted this #Wele

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

After last Sunday when Pedro got severely rattled by the big lumps in Arsenal’s defence, and how well Welbeck played last night, do you think Alonso might think playing Pedro against Hull’s agricultural defence might be a bit of a risk? #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

And he's well and truly torched any route back to us thank goodness

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He was treated badly being sent on repeated loans to not great teams but it clearly made a man of him 63 international caps. Leeds captain aged 24 and led club to league title & promotion I saw him for us aged 17 and he was already telling older played what to do. A real lost talent for us

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"in regular time" Jose would be proud of that

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When younger he was the perfect squad player. So versatile, great attitude and a real leader. I’m sure he would have been thrilled to be used in that way before establishing himself here as he has done now at Leeds

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Amazing that he has been so good so quickly

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can’t blame the current crop of idiot Sporting Directors but why oh why did we sell Ampadu? #Chelsea #CHELEE

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ortigia is stunning Sicily is wonderful

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Dogs do AI? Where’s it going to stop?

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Once they got the great company name they had to develop a semi-relevant business

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He’s better than Gittens and more experienced than Stevo and Quenda (even if they may be better in the long run) The Rodgers, Pedro Palmer front 3 is clearly our best (despite Rodgers being poor defensively) but the wing back system allows Neto a chance to play as well

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Errr a goal last week? My biggest criticism is that he is too greedy but he works hard and it wasn't his flank that Arsenal & Brighton targeted

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Absolutely diabolical reffing You probably won’t agree but Gabriel gets away with murder (and attempted murder on Martinez) The Rice trip on Roger’s was inches way from the ref and he saw nothing tbf Palmer was pretty lucky today too

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Can’t understand why there were no takers for Malo Gusto at £75m #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fofana left looking like an idiot No change there then #Chelsea

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Need Lavia to do something he’s never done for #Chelsea in the league before: a full 90

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Take off Pedro and bring on Barco and go 3-5-2

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Things not going Joao Pedro’s way today Time to bring on Welbz #Chelsea #ARSCHE

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