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Schmendrik Lamarr

@rootlesscosmo.bsky.social
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Republican, AntiAntisemitism, Chelsea⭐⭐ #ClearlakeOut, coffee & fermentation. Great route-talk. Time to nut up or shut up. Once curator of @iamgermany.bsky.social 🇩🇪. #Galician roots (not that one 🇪🇸, the other one 🇺🇦/🇵🇱)

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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the courts have determined that the antisemite David Miller’s antizionism is a “protected belief” then surely, logically “Zionism” must also be a protected belief @adamwagner1.bsky.social
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ça plane pour moi britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just found out that Wyclef Jean was at the Chelsea v Brighton game He saw Pascal Groß score two times #illgetmycoat
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not sure if you are in IG but Levi posted this #Wele
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#ClearedbyVAR
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh dear
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To the absolute legends and total Gents that were Bonetti and Cech we can now add Martinez (I for one will never be calling him"Dibu") #NotFitToLaceTheirBoots [but I do think he is a significant upgrade]
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well it’s happening! To say I’m conflicted about my great club being represented by this moron after the total legends of Bonetti & Cech and other great GKs like Cudicini, Courtois & Mendy would be an understatement. But it’s undeniable that he’s an upgrade on poor old Bob Sanchez #Chelsea
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is Sanchez a liability? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t think so Editing #EpicFail #Chelsea ⭐️⭐️ #WeveWonitAll ⭐️⭐️
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hope someone remembers to ask one or two probing questions to the Home Office in the midst of this political row "Badenoch said Bonehill-Paine was certified by the Home Office to train police on antisemitism and countering extremism."
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I will miss Trevo but I also thought Nat could done more for us (despite his subsequent career). That said, he will always have a special place in #Chelsea history for this memorable response to Sergio Aguero
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When we said the #Chelsea squad needed a bunch of experienced fighters this wasn’t quite what we meant
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
On rye bread* with mustard and pickled cucumbers *that’s white bread with caraway seeds not hardcore north or east European dark rye bread
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“I don’t know about you but I could murder a bacon sandwich”
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Good grief: the #England situation is worse than we thought
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gregor Robertdon wrote about it in March 2026 Basically fashion and/or superstition
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If no one else is thinking it I’ll say it: Jordan Pickford = Peach Melba #England #ENGCRO
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Tesco has much better cucumbers than Sainsbury’s or Waitrose? #Longer #Thinner #Darker #Harder #better #faster #stronger
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
An improvement (at least in theory) of their previous two candidates who had to both withdraw after hateful racist comments
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
#Sapporo tower and Japanese street cabling
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Mysterons have apparently taken over my hotel #Sapporo #Hokkaido #CaptainScarlet
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Yet more grifting but they’ve had to go to #Sapporo to get away from media coverage #Hokkaido
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Just spotted these candies in a Sapporo convenience store Apparently they are the tenth most popular in all of Japan #Chelsea #illgetmecoat
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Chelsea could have had this beauty
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
And so it starts #itsgonnabeSilva
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“Not in the habit of selling under value” yeah right
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
BBC London have clearly decided that it’s all over for #Spurs @bbclondon.bsky.social
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just go for the top: all time best points per game record for PL Chelsea managers #AnnounceAvram
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Until the BlueCo/Clearlake takeover any #Chelsea fan would say we were one of the top 15 teams in the world. We definitely aren’t now To not have one of the top 15 goalkeepers is a sign of the incompetence, appalling negligence and abject failure of the ownership and the idiot sporting directors
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nico O’Reilly = young Michael Ballack discuss
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If there was even a tiny chance of Eddie Howe being gettable I would take him in a flash at #Chelsea A proper manager with tons of experience. Not elite level but no elite level manager would come to us anyway. Has shown he can work within a challenging ownership model. Good with young players
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Please get real @thetimes.com One thing that the Royal Navy will certainly not be doing is “leading” any coalitions to reopen the straights of Hormuz. The parlous state of the RN means that the most we can expect is that we tag along. “Hiring a boat” to act as a “mothership” for goodness sake
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“Siri give me an example of a real mensch” #Chelsea
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Chelsea’s substitutes: give me one name that could make a difference #Chelsea #CHEPSG
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Thanks James Gheerbrant @jamesgheerbrant.bsky.social for pointing out how poor Wesley Fofana was for the Newcastle goal
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Newcastle goal today: 1) Fofana five yards ahead of Anthony Gordon as Newcastle break 2) 3 seconds later Gordon five yards ahead of Fofana Absolutely pathetic by Fofana. Get him out of the club #Chelsea
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
In the debate about Rosenior’s dreadful screw up about Chelsea’s keepers not enough respect is being given to Edouard Mendy Mendy was an integral part in winning the Champions’ League & was the best GK in Europe that season He was cast aside in a essentially racist manner being deemed lower worth
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
To be fair this won’t be too much of a stretch for them
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Which brings us back to cuckoo clocks
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
2 @theguardian.com stories, both about gender & trans issues, where the headlines promotes the pro-trans position using the phrase “court told” as if this was the matter of fact in question. In reality they should say that these positions were just the views of one of the sides of the legal process
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“If Angela didn’t have her tax investigation ongoing, she’d be getting numbers [for a leadership challenge] offered to her tonight.” *If* doing a lot of heavy lifting here
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less 📺
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
*This* is what’s wrong with the so-called “progressive” left - cartoon in today’s @theguardian.com I loathe & detest everything Trump’s doing with ICE. America is on the way to full fascist dictatorship but talk about minimising the appalling suffering of the brave people of Iran 30,000+ dead v 2
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Like the ravens leaving the Tower of London if you’ve lost eternal optimist Polly Toynbee
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Schmendrik Lamarr @rootlesscosmo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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