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@rootbeer666.bsky.social
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I may not be strong, intelligent, or cool, but rest assured, I’m also not funny, charismatic, attractive, or remotely likable; a septuple non-threat Ni dieu, ni maître

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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 10h
Visiting my hometown fills me with anxiety and dread on the way. Then I guess it must all leave me when I get there, because all I'm left with is a profound emptiness.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It'll be "universal healthcare" but in the form of a single private insurance provider under exclusively his ownership, funded 100% by taxpayer money
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hell yeah, Bob Mould rules. Being that I was born in '81 and grew up in a midwestern backwater, I missed out on a ton of great shit, truly alternative rock, in the '80s and early '90s, but I've been trying to make up for it in recent years.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
W A N T
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
May as well give Clemens a Book It! cert, it's got more value now and it comes with pizza (that is also no longer what it once was)
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So long as you <<do unsavory thing that pleasures the president>>,* you can be awarded with medals usually reserved for people who saved their squad from a roadside IED while bleeding out themselves *look man it's early & I'm about to get a camera jammed up my cornhole, I don't feel v. creative rn
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Austin 3:16
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really let himself go after retiring didn't 'e
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The GOP bible is just an Art of the Deal/Turner Diaries omnibus with a black faux leather cover embossed with a cross
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it's more of a vintage Sonic look
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're gonna be really red when you see Jamelle Bouie in the same outfit
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've never even heard *of* this song, I'm so removed from current pop culture now. When I eventually get rid of my music streaming services in favor of self-hosted stuff from my physical media, I'll be utterly boned trying to find new music that interests me.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gives new meaning to the term "stretch goal", yike
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh my god that george michael father figure verse during the let me be frank segment, haha what
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I signed up for and recently got an invite to some EU-based thing called... idk it was a single letter, I think it's W or K, but I haven't even checked it out yet. I think I'm just burned out altogether on all this crap tbh, might be best just to live in a cave now.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm none of those myself, but I'm 100% all for them being here and it's really the only reason I haven't left
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Will he throw a bitchfit when the US doesn't come to the rescue à la Trump and the UK
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*gets big mad when people rightfully clown on them for it*
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
but that's who they want, they're mad that they got people like us instead
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
especially saying mean things about AI and crypto
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's almost like the people who run this site never intended for it to be a haven from the old hellsite, like they resent the people who came here
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I watched it as a senior in high school* in some attempt to see as many culturally relevant films as I could (I think I've failed overall). I was definitely not what I expected, and I appreciated it more for it. *we're roughly the same age so you can gauge how long ago
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rob-Lowe-NFL-hat-wearing-ass ads
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
can't wait to see "kid smashing action figures together for 3 hours"
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's always good practice to ask about spaghetti policy, or in her case, ramen policy
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I reeeally wanted to play the original Bubsy when it came out, but it wasn't ever available for rent, so when I saw Bubsy II for rent, my mind was blown. Then I played it. Woof. As Sonic loves chili dogs, Bubsy loves either Stouffer's Lean Cuisine Chicken Alfredo or gas station sushi, I can't decide
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Was this Paw Patrol before Oroku Saki exposed them to the mutagenic Ooze?
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Too bad most of them seem to side with the landlords
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The players, coaches, and people of the cities in which these teams are based should be the team owners, à la Green Bay Packers
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So like if trump weren't a teetotaler then
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The idea that it took a president down is crazy because [gesticulates in every direction] ...well,
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Please note that Aaron Lewis, once a whiny "my dad didn't hug me" post-grunge grunter turned "marry my truck, fuck immigrants" pop-country warbler, bitched about how Springsteen duped us with "Born in the USA". ...in 2025.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"We love *legal* immigrants," they lied, brazenly, for the 37,849th time
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Been a monthly donor since your last... pledge drive? Dunno that that's the right term, but I think you take my point.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There's even a difference between Social Democrats and Democratic Socialists. For instance, the DSA is pretty well-known for their anti-Zionist stance; meanwhile, take a look at the official Social Democrat group in the US (SDUSA)...
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think they were aiming for "as little as possible"
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's the fourth sequel to a thirty-year-old film Maybe hire a babysitter and they coulda chosen a better drink
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Timeless, yeah,
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If the toy collector is Dan Larson and the political guy is Jamelle Bouie, my confusion is more like relief
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
For posterity: Bookshop.org allows you to choose a specific local indie bookstore for a portion of your payment to support
bookshop.org
Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ehh, better to have the colonizers' banner removed Maybe find a way to incorporate the Southern Cross into the aboriginal flag?
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yeah, I learned my lesson; besides, I want to reflect most of that light/heat anyway. Your hat looks great now, nice work!
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can vouch for this. Never dealt with anything so bad it needed hydrogen peroxide, but the oxyclean is clutch. Unfortunately, none of that mitigates sun bleaching, all you can really do is pick lighter colors.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
oh, right, father's day
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a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his face with his hands in a dark room .
Alt: Gendo Ikari, #1 Dad for like 14 consecutive years, in that pose he does
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I forget which one said it [I think it was DJ Próvaí], but they explicitly have said Protestants should never be made to feel threatened or to be victimized in a reunified Irish republic. The important thing is to Get Your Brits Out.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nope, it's named after Logan 5 because they wanted to be able to say they have Logan's Runway Yes, actually, I do hate me; I don't care that you didn't ask
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I actually thought it would've been funny if the Doughdiac story went unresolved and the Munch Madness final was completely disregarded like the whole thing never existed, all just as a bit
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm waiting for a sequel to Tintin myself, but the heat death of the universe is still such a long ways off
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He even has a scale model damsel to tie to the tracks
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Owners of competing pool services could not be reached for comment, as they are reported to be sleeping with the fishes.
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