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@rootbeer666.bsky.social
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I may not be strong, intelligent, or cool, but rest assured, I’m also not funny, charismatic, attractive, or remotely likable; a septuple non-threat Ni dieu, ni maître

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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Aww, we have a calico with the same thing going. She does really well, she seems way more aware of her surroundings than the other bozos we have here. And she's so plush and fluffy and adorable and has the longest whiskers ever and...
Babygirl, our blind calico, just sleeping on a towel because reasons
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's Babygirl! Or Li'l Debbie! Or if she's all stretched out, Caramella! She's a dollop of whipped cream with cocoa powder and cinnamon! She makes tiny little trills because she wants you to give her scritches on the base of her tail or her cheeks. If you do, she'll do somersaults!
A plush calico girl with no eyes, resting on a grey croc, looking right at you
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I was trying to find that utterly insane sound bite Musk gave when he was first called out for his anti-semitism, but I found this instead so here you go futurism.com/future-socie...
Article from Futurism titled, "Grok Says It Would Kill Every Jewish Person on the Planet to Save Elon Musk". But that gesture was totally him "putting his heart out there" or whatever that idiotic thing was that he said, right?
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This is what you’re defending:
An MSPaint drawing: on the left, a “looney lefty” screaming, “RARG PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE HUMANS NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO TO MURDER MILLIONS HURRR”; on the right, a composed, demure Adolf Hitler, carefully defending his case, “I just want to murder all the Jews and take over the world, but, hey, that’s your opinion and I’m fine with that. Looks like you’ve got some growing up to do.”
God bless Charlie Kirk, he was so mature and poised when advocating murder of marginalized people. Whatever happened to discourse?
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan, in Hell’s waiting room:
a twitter post from 2023-01-25 by the once living hulk hogan that reads, “I ran out of toilet paper brother,help!!!!!!!!” [poor typing and punctuation not mine]
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“Musk said he hopes to allow Grok to interact with the world via humanoid robots.” —“Musk makes grand promises about Grok 4 […]”; Hayden Field, The Verge, 2025-07-10 The likely robots in question:
Mecha-Hitler, from Wolfenstein 3D, Episode 3, “Die, Führer, Die!” Which does not actually mean “the führer, the”.
Grok actually referred to itself as MechaHitler, so here we are. Good job, techbros.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I saw this billboard in the Roku City slums and thought of gabrus for some reason
An ad in Roku City. It reads, “Food”, followed by, “Presented by Pepsi”. Very, uh, Idiocracy-esque.
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Pic of robert cop captioned, “remember in the Robocop movies when corporate America aids criminals & helps incite riots so they can lower property values & buy up the city while privatizing that city’s police force haha science fiction is crazy”
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#regicide
Indiana Jones preparing to launch a rocket at a group of Nazi soldiers, captioned with the text, “‘How to debate the far-right on the market-place of ideas’ A presentation by Dr Henry Walton Jones Junior, PhD of Archaeology at the Marshall College, Beford, Connecticut:”
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doc_rootbeer @rootbeer666.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
honestly? I’m okay with this
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