Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 19/09/2026From my daughter's Instagram. Talent comes in all shapes and sizes. The judges are initially laughing because they think it's a joke. As it goes on, the smiles fade and they put on their serious faces. 000
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 27/08/2026Variations of this map have been kicking around the Internet for several years now. Maybe it's not such a daft idea after all. 0132
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 25/08/2026Are we sure this new secret beef isn't actually Soylent Green, made from detainees in ICE concentration camps? 000
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 21/08/2026🎶 People People who stalk people Are the creepiest people, in DC 🎶 010
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 21/08/2026I've just watched S04E03 of Ted Lasso. Some complain that it's moving slow and the men players haven't shown up yet. I think groundwork is carefully being laid and this iteration will be brilliant too. There will be arcs for Shannon, Emma, Lizzie, Alice, etc. The ladies will deliver. Believe. 000
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 19/08/2026Someone should probably explain the Streisand Effect to these numbskulls in the White House. On second thought, please don't. Just carry on baiting them. 050
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 19/08/2026Oh Jon Ossoff, you brute. How could you? How could you state simple facts like that? Well, I never. 050
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 29/07/2026I 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 this is the plot of Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 10 010
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 22/07/2026It's the communistsesss. Me no like imigrantsesss and communistsesss. Preeeciousssss. 010
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 17/07/2026"They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." Stephen Miller and his totally normal hairline. Photographed mid-twitch. 2131
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 11/07/2026So Ted Lasso Season 4 drops on August 5. Question is: how many times can I binge re-watch Seasons 1-3 between now and then? 020
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 30/05/2026Reading "Because I said so" I totally hear Allison's voice saying it while impersonating Pirro's voice. And visualize Cecily Strong sloshing a huge wine glass. 030
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 13/05/2026Note that the actual Secretary of State, Li'l Marco Rubio, is the least prominent person in this photo. Don't be surprised if Trump winds up handing over Taiwan to China in exchange for some magic beans and a tacky gold China Peace Prize. 111
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 07/05/2026Nor is Trump concerned about Americans – and Iranian school girls – dying in an ongoing war that he started. Bread and circuses. Except that now the masses can't even afford bread. Which only leaves the circus, with the Clown-In-Chief. 020
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 02/05/2026I was in the American Air Force in the late 70s, stationed in Germany. Very young, very lonely, very lost. The Gord's Gold album almost literally saved my life. I played it over and over (on vinyl of course) and always felt better afterward. I knew every song by heart. Thank you, Gordo. 110
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 16/04/2026Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1970-1977) 0629
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 12/03/2026Stolen from @jefftiedrich.bsky.social, who stole it from Xitter. 020
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 06/03/2026Thanks for the non-toxic conversation thread. It's evening here where I am, I'm gonna go watch the latest episode of The Pitt now. I need my weekly dose of Competence Porn. Stay frosty. 110
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 05/03/2026As expected, Trump has shivved and dumped Kristi Noem as soon as she became an embarrassment. It's gonna be all good now because she's being replaced with, <checks notes>, Markwayne Mullin. Wait, what?!? Oh, FFS. 160
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 04/03/2026I’m a dual American/Brit living in Spain. I don’t know if it’s a side effect of Brexit or Trump or whatever, but I’m noticing more packaging here is labeled in many languages — but not English. This frozen pizza box has baking instructions in 11 languages, none of them English. 210
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 04/03/2026What? Trump tried to fix something, but just made everything much worse. No, say it ain't so. 121
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 04/03/2026I think all the enlisted ranks correspond to the Army, but the lower rank chevrons go up (like wings, get it). I notice that they've renamed plain Sergeant to Senior Airman since I was in (late 70s). I think the corresponding AF rank would be Command Chief Master Sergeant. So I was close. 020
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 18/02/2026I know the answer. The answer is no. See Schoolhouse Rock, How a Bill Becomes a Law. 030
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 12/02/2026Donald Trump is a genius – at coming up with the stupidest take on everything. 000
Ron Hitchens @ronsoft.com · 10/02/2026I was just cruisin' by on my 188' yacht with my family, another family and our servants. Just like any average Joe would do. What's the big deal? 1122