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Roni

@roniwrites.bsky.social
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Just a girl in search of her people. Racists, mysogynists, LGBTQ-phobics, and anyone who voted orange need not apply. I'm an idealistic GenXer, who writes kid lit, gazes in wonder at the night sky, and loves frogs. 🚫 bio/posts = 🚫 follow-back 🚫 porn bots

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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mysogynist as well. Wouldn't want to deny him of a title he's worked so diligently to earn.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Starring in the next episode?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which face is Tapper wearing today - critical? cynical? centrist? He's got so many it's hard to tell.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean if that photo isn't the best visual metaphor for all of MAGA, I don't know what is: going through life with earplugs in and blinders on, head nodding along with whatever the party says.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"She should've made better choices"? 🤬 no. If they had made better choices, hers wouldn't have mattered.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The truth should always matter, dickhead.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like we can add doxxing to the perpetually growing list of felonies the dear leader has committed.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Staff: Our audience will hate this! Execs: But we'll release a statement about him calling us a failing network and then paying us lots of money to air his ad. Teehee 🤭 We the Audience: Yeah, about that. It's OUR money he's paying you. Pretty sure that's not gonna land like you want it to.
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MS NOW in turmoil after new Trump ad deal: 'Our audience is going to hate this'
Staffers at MS NOW, which has had to navigate President Donald Trump's White House ban, were blindsided to learn the network plans to air one of his taxpayer-funded ads as soon as Thursday, according ...
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a picture paints a thousand words...
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's already rigging the election with district gerrymandering, USPS manipulation, and ICE intimidation, but just in case all those layers aren't enough to guarantee republicans will win the midterns, he's now icing that corruption cake with bribery. Scared of voters much? He should be!
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At least she's not heading to the podium in the WH press room. I'd have put money on that when I first heard she was fired.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Simplistic? Yes. But true? Absolutely.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is giving serious "When Jean-Luc Met Adolph" vibes.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just gonna leave this right here
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Read this - ALL of it - if you have the stomach.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OMG that's totally my daughter too! 💙
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I believe that qualifies as an adulting fail. Please forfeit your grownup card on your way out.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He says that like it's a bad thing
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Okay, wait. They're abusers. He said so himself. He f*cking admits they are ABUSERS and he's not going to prosecute them? WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK!?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why are we paying Congress to NOT work? Probably the same reason we've been paying a certain senator to ghost (literally) us for 2+ MONTHS. I thought Trump's supposed to be a brilliant businessman, but what business wouldn't fire employees who failed to report for work for weeks on end?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time he refers to America as hotter, all I can picture is the proverbial frog in a pot of water. Yes, we're hotter because the water is near boiling, so maybe he should focus on fixing actual problems instead of what bodies of water are named.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He lost in 2020 because he wasn't prepared for the mail-in vote. He won in 2024 because the mail-in vote was weakened by fElon's interference. Knowing this and how massively unpopular he is now, he's upping the ante by eliminating mail-in voting altogether.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know it's probably a typo, but I hereby "reframe" the offensive language to "child r@pist."
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Map Quest is the OG of map apps 😎
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There aren't any scientists to do the research if we don't first fund education.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He mispronounced underpaid.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
By the same token, wouldn't repubs be able to force Beshear to appoint a repub to fill Mitch's seat and regain the lost vote if he's dead? None of it makes any sense to me.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pop Quiz: Why was this man deported to his country of origin after one day in detention when others are held for weeks before being deported to places they've never been before? A. He has the right skin color B. He has the right nationality C. He has the right political beliefs D. All of the above
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tea leaves? Crystal ball? Oracle? Who knows, but her prediction was certainly on point.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now there's an airport name change I can get behind. 🩷
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every state is purple. Some are magenta, some are indigo, but all are a mix of red and blue. Even in California, which everyone labels a solid blue state, it wasn't long ago that we had a republican governor. Politicians can't be complacent, not should they ignore those who didn't vote for them.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Secretary of Transportation (of minors for sexu@l @buse)
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Didn't they already cover this in Real Genius?
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Real Genius Val Kilmer
ALT: Real Genius Val Kilmer
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes, Mitch, we have.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You just know "this is a day to remember the victims" is not going to age well.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🗣 OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That took me too long. Please weep for me.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He inadvertently opened the door to the most self-own mnemonic ever
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Looks like he's been snacking on the cotton candy
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Canada. Fair is fair.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If the petulant toddler cosplaying as leader of the free world can unilaterally rename Lake Ontario, then Canada should get to rename Lake Michigan. I mean, fair is fair.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is something somehow comforting in knowing the man who portrayed an iconic transvestite was welcomed into the afterlife by the woman who was an iconic LGBTQ+ ally. May they both rest in love and peace.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly Parton. Now Tim Curry. There is something somehow comforting in knowing the man who portrayed an iconic transvestite was welcomed into the afterlife by the woman who was an iconic LGBTQ+ ally. May they both rest in love and peace.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which issue matters more? Your answer says everything about you.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You know what he didn't fuck up? Racism, sexism, homophobia, r@pe culture, ped0phelia, corruption, grift,...
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trickle down wasn't supposed to mean piss on everyone beneath you
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