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Roni

@roniwrites.bsky.social
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Just a girl in search of her people. Racists, mysogynists, LGBTQ-phobics, and anyone who voted orange need not apply. I'm an idealistic GenXer, who writes kid lit, gazes in wonder at the night sky, and loves frogs. 🚫 bio/posts = 🚫 follow-back 🚫 porn bots

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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"She should've made better choices"? 🤬 no. If they had made better choices, hers wouldn't have mattered.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like we can add doxxing to the perpetually growing list of felonies the dear leader has committed.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Staff: Our audience will hate this! Execs: But we'll release a statement about him calling us a failing network and then paying us lots of money to air his ad. Teehee 🤭 We the Audience: Yeah, about that. It's OUR money he's paying you. Pretty sure that's not gonna land like you want it to.
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MS NOW in turmoil after new Trump ad deal: 'Our audience is going to hate this'
Staffers at MS NOW, which has had to navigate President Donald Trump's White House ban, were blindsided to learn the network plans to air one of his taxpayer-funded ads as soon as Thursday, according ...
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a picture paints a thousand words...
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's already rigging the election with district gerrymandering, USPS manipulation, and ICE intimidation, but just in case all those layers aren't enough to guarantee republicans will win the midterns, he's now icing that corruption cake with bribery. Scared of voters much? He should be!
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Simplistic? Yes. But true? Absolutely.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is giving serious "When Jean-Luc Met Adolph" vibes.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just gonna leave this right here
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Read this - ALL of it - if you have the stomach.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why are we paying Congress to NOT work? Probably the same reason we've been paying a certain senator to ghost (literally) us for 2+ MONTHS. I thought Trump's supposed to be a brilliant businessman, but what business wouldn't fire employees who failed to report for work for weeks on end?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time he refers to America as hotter, all I can picture is the proverbial frog in a pot of water. Yes, we're hotter because the water is near boiling, so maybe he should focus on fixing actual problems instead of what bodies of water are named.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He lost in 2020 because he wasn't prepared for the mail-in vote. He won in 2024 because the mail-in vote was weakened by fElon's interference. Knowing this and how massively unpopular he is now, he's upping the ante by eliminating mail-in voting altogether.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pop Quiz: Why was this man deported to his country of origin after one day in detention when others are held for weeks before being deported to places they've never been before? A. He has the right skin color B. He has the right nationality C. He has the right political beliefs D. All of the above
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tea leaves? Crystal ball? Oracle? Who knows, but her prediction was certainly on point.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🗣 OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He inadvertently opened the door to the most self-own mnemonic ever
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If the petulant toddler cosplaying as leader of the free world can unilaterally rename Lake Ontario, then Canada should get to rename Lake Michigan. I mean, fair is fair.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly Parton. Now Tim Curry. There is something somehow comforting in knowing the man who portrayed an iconic transvestite was welcomed into the afterlife by the woman who was an iconic LGBTQ+ ally. May they both rest in love and peace.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which issue matters more? Your answer says everything about you.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No notes
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trickle down wasn't supposed to mean piss on everyone beneath you
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I feel so seen
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He did this! 🍊🤡
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In case you're wondering what wine goes with Orange Chicken, try Pedo Noir in a box.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The fact that this guy has $100 million just lying around for him to spend on opposing a wealth tax is the definition of tone deaf politics.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Funny how fuel costs, grocery prices, the Iran "excursion," the Epstein files, the corruption, the grift, the insanity of it all - none of that bullshit is on recess just because they are.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't tell me this wasn't the plan all along: ▪︎ Levy tariffs he knows are unconstitutional ▪︎ Corporations go along with it ▪︎ Promise consumers a payday ▪︎ SCOTUS strikes down tariffs ▪︎ Corporations get payday ▪︎ Consumers get squat ▪︎ Lather rinse repeat with a different law (Graphics credit: MS NOW)
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
John Cornyn (R-TX): There's nothing we could do to rein in Donald Trump. Here's a suggestion: Go reclaim your forfeited spine, stand up for yourself, and put the toddler tyrant in time out. It shouldn't be at all difficult if you're willing to prioritize the Constitution over your personal gain.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
tRump: "It's called TALENT, and I have it, and they don't!" Ladies and gentlemen, this is Talent, discreetly dropping a new ball for the man who cheats at everything.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
After six years, F47 still won't admit he lost in 2020. Now, the man who receuved a presidential commendation from F47 for his work during Covid-19 is being attacked for his work during that same global pandemic. After six years. Why now? 1/2
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Doesn't he have something more, oh I don't know...PRESIDENTIAL to do today? Dealing with the escalating costs of pretty much everything comes to mind. And aren't we in an "excursion" with Iran right now? Honestly, you'd think there could be more productive ways for him to earn his keep.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oops, looks like DOGE missed a useless freeloader sucking on the government's teat.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You know what they say about good deeds
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Bruce F. Singer @drawnandquartered.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The White House wants warning signs outside the #Smithsonian because it claims Americans are being misled about their own history. So I put one where it belongs. #PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #TheWhiteHouse #Satire #DrawnAndQuartered
Editorial cartoon of the White House viewed from the front lawn. In the foreground stands a temporary warning sign with the heading “WARNING” in red. The sign reads: “THIS ADMINISTRATION cannot be trusted to tell America’s story honestly and in a way that is inspiring, unifying, and worthy of our great republic.” The White House stands quietly in the background behind the sign.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As a Dodgers fan, it pains me to say this: The Guggenheim Baseball Foundation owns the Dodgers. The DOJ is investigating the foundation's chairman, Mark Walters, for possible financial misconduct. It'll be interesting to see if his legal issues disappear now that tRump has that World Series ring.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So we gave Saudi Arabia a nuclear deal. Umm...why? So they don't have to bother hijacking airplanes next time? What the hell??
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Where's my check?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, RFK Jr. is a literal cyclosporiasis shit show and wholly unqualified to serve as US Secretary of Health and Human Services. We all know who we can thank for his appointment and for his confirmation. Vote them out.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Confirmation hearings are a fucking joke. Every single nominee lies. Bondi did. Patel did. Gabbard did. Hegseth did. They ALL blatantly lie. They sit there in the hot seat, hand to heart, and swear under oath they will perform their duties independently and without fealty to the president. 1/
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is a thoughtful and candid obituary of sorts. It's worth the read. Shared from I Fucking Love Australia (ifloz.substack.com)
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History does not remember what you meant to do. It remembers what you did last. Lindsey Graham, 1955 to 2026
He had the best underdog story in the Senate. He traded it for a golf cart and a man who despised him.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you will about his passing, but his power of prophesy was on point. It's a shame he chose to enable its fulfillment.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Excellent article
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My money's on Burr
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy National French Fry Day to those who observe it.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🎯
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The White House is the people's house, NOT the president's house. Without our permission, he defaced the Oval Office, Lincoln's bathroom, and the East Wing, sent us the bill, and set his sights on the columns. What landlord allows a tenant to treat rented property like this? It's time we evict him.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In case you've forgotten what the President of the United States should sound like.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America's 250th should be: •Red White & Blue festivities, not red vs blue friction. •Where we all come together, not where all aren't welcome. •Celebrating "one nation," not one man's self-glorification. •Nonpartisan revelry, not a political rally. So forgive me if I'm not in a celebrating mood.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saw a cool floating rock in NorCal
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