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Roni

@roniwrites.bsky.social
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Just a girl in search of her people. Racists, mysogynists, LGBTQ-phobics, and anyone who voted orange need not apply. I'm an idealistic GenXer, who writes kid lit, gazes in wonder at the night sky, and loves frogs. 🚫 bio/posts = 🚫 follow-back 🚫 porn bots

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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Starring in the next episode?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is giving serious "When Jean-Luc Met Adolph" vibes.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just gonna leave this right here
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why are we paying Congress to NOT work? Probably the same reason we've been paying a certain senator to ghost (literally) us for 2+ MONTHS. I thought Trump's supposed to be a brilliant businessman, but what business wouldn't fire employees who failed to report for work for weeks on end?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pop Quiz: Why was this man deported to his country of origin after one day in detention when others are held for weeks before being deported to places they've never been before? A. He has the right skin color B. He has the right nationality C. He has the right political beliefs D. All of the above
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes, Mitch, we have.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🗣 OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He inadvertently opened the door to the most self-own mnemonic ever
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly Parton. Now Tim Curry. There is something somehow comforting in knowing the man who portrayed an iconic transvestite was welcomed into the afterlife by the woman who was an iconic LGBTQ+ ally. May they both rest in love and peace.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which issue matters more? Your answer says everything about you.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trickle down wasn't supposed to mean piss on everyone beneath you
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I feel so seen
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He did this! 🍊🤡
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In case you're wondering what wine goes with Orange Chicken, try Pedo Noir in a box.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The fact that this guy has $100 million just lying around for him to spend on opposing a wealth tax is the definition of tone deaf politics.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't tell me this wasn't the plan all along: ▪︎ Levy tariffs he knows are unconstitutional ▪︎ Corporations go along with it ▪︎ Promise consumers a payday ▪︎ SCOTUS strikes down tariffs ▪︎ Corporations get payday ▪︎ Consumers get squat ▪︎ Lather rinse repeat with a different law (Graphics credit: MS NOW)
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
John Cornyn (R-TX): There's nothing we could do to rein in Donald Trump. Here's a suggestion: Go reclaim your forfeited spine, stand up for yourself, and put the toddler tyrant in time out. It shouldn't be at all difficult if you're willing to prioritize the Constitution over your personal gain.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
tRump: "It's called TALENT, and I have it, and they don't!" Ladies and gentlemen, this is Talent, discreetly dropping a new ball for the man who cheats at everything.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
After several years of failed vegetable gardens thanks to ravenous hornworms, then irrigation issues, deficient soil next, and ultimately, lack of motivation, yesterday's harvest feels pretty impressive. Finally!
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Doesn't he have something more, oh I don't know...PRESIDENTIAL to do today? Dealing with the escalating costs of pretty much everything comes to mind. And aren't we in an "excursion" with Iran right now? Honestly, you'd think there could be more productive ways for him to earn his keep.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm not saying this isn't AI, but the newspaper is legit today's Washington Post sports page. It could've been added to an old photo pretty easily. Beshears needs to go pay McConnell a visit at the rehab facility.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you will about his passing, but his power of prophesy was on point. It's a shame he chose to enable its fulfillment.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy National French Fry Day to those who observe it.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The White House is the people's house, NOT the president's house. Without our permission, he defaced the Oval Office, Lincoln's bathroom, and the East Wing, sent us the bill, and set his sights on the columns. What landlord allows a tenant to treat rented property like this? It's time we evict him.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In case you've forgotten what the President of the United States should sound like.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America's 250th should be: •Red White & Blue festivities, not red vs blue friction. •Where we all come together, not where all aren't welcome. •Celebrating "one nation," not one man's self-glorification. •Nonpartisan revelry, not a political rally. So forgive me if I'm not in a celebrating mood.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saw a cool floating rock in NorCal
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Nothing like holding affordability hostage to suppress voting rights. But then again, predatory is very on brand for a r@pi$t.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Driving the 299 between Arcata and Redding is definitely a flex. 💪
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not only did he not drain the swamp, he created a new one. And it only cost the American taxpayers $14.6 million to do it.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No comment necessary
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As if we should feel sorry for him missing a few parties rather than the millions missing their loved ones because he threw their lives into the wood chipper.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yes, this is the same guy who cut federal foreign aid and health research essential for keeping human beings alive. Yes, he could now singlehandedly fund all those programs with $770 Billion to spare. No, he would never so don't even ask.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why scaffolding? Were the scissor lifts all rented out?
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Jane Yolen was a legend in her own time. Prolific and brilliant. She will be deeply missed. 😢
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Commemorating D-Day, when US soldiers stormed the beach at Normandy to take on a fascist regime in Germany. Pretty wild to think that being anti-fascist is no longer patriotic. Instead, it's a slur.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He said what he said.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Flashback to when we had PRIDE ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I wonder if the dear leader knows what led to the fall of the empire on the left (photo credit: Bill Montei). Because the regime on the right is following the same path.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is giving Roman Colosseum gladiator arena vibes.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Marla Hooch confirms she will not be singing to Nelson at Freedom 250.
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
About as transparent as a stonewall
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This was just foreplay
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Roni @roniwrites.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So are we to expect a new "rogue gunman" incident once a month, every month, until he gets his ridiculous ballroom approved?
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