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Rolo Mcflurry

@rolomcflurry.bsky.social
247 followers 531 following 232 posts

Conceived at a flea market, terrific grandfather, I love my grandkids 💯 Wrestling & Stuff #1 ranked ClayFighter in the world, you can't prove I'm not. 🍳 From Perry Saturn, MA

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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Threw several elbows into several throats waiting in line for my costco dog
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Uhhhh hi
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
YOUNG BUCKS JUST HAD AN OKADA CHALLENGE COIN @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Waaaaaaaaaaa I'm a baby I need some booby juice mama
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I don't fuckin TRUST this guy
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I will eat them off the floor that's ok that's fine
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I would like to eat about one hundred skittles tyvm
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Each sharpie pushed the previous sharpie further up, i have great posture now
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Gobless
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I took a pee in a Mason jar and thought it was ginger ale and drank it but it was pee
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Went to CVS and stole 9 sharpies by sticking em in my bum one by one
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Nobody swings like Toni Storm? Obviously she's never heard of @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Whoa! Hamburger the color of her energy
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Love those too, that's a whole tier above a dog with mustard and fixins
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Great soup, i like mine with mustard, dill relish, and diced onion
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Instead of "a drop in the bucket" I'm gonna start saying "a fart in the bucket"
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Cool thing about a hot tub is that nobody can tell when YOU farted, all they know is that a fart happened
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
CUM BUBBLES
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I GIVE THAT SEGMENT FIVE BIG BOOMS 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪 💪💥BOOM💥💪
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Wiretaup @wiretaup.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
"You hear about this Outer Heaven thing, Snake? Have you heard about this?"
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Claudio with grocery lists pinned to hos coat
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Tweet from Rolo Mcflurry  @grape_soda

"Mina Shirakawa is allowed to shoot me point blank in the head"
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm so glad I put tequila in this hot cocoa
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Y'know, really put the boots to me
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
BOTH of these ladies have an open invitation to kick me while I lay fetal on the ground
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
That jacket looks really comfy shida
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Adam Cole is Graggle Simpson with more hair
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Don't tell Adam Cole but I'm not ready for story time
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
That jacket looks really comfy swerve
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
That jacket looks really comfy renee
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Claudio yelling in German made me pee a little
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Thought Takeshita was about to kiss Mark Davis for a sec there
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I like that both guys named Will are both on the same team
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฿ł₲ ฿Ɇ₳ⱤĐ ฿ØØ₮Ɏ Đ₳ĐĐɎ @bradtrppnpcbpn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Mark Davis has been out for a long time, but he’s still build like a Pixar mom. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #AEW #AEWDynamite
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RUKUS @mikeyrukus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Repost if you're watching #AEWDynamite
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Mark Davis and his big ol ass on my tv, it's beautiful man
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hobbs should pick up and swing Ricochet around like a baseball bat
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ayyy way to go Fredo!
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Alright motherfuckers it's Wednesday you know what that means
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Their money is my money as of right now
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Hello everyone you should follow me even though unfortunately I am not Samoa Joe
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
He looks like a melting Jim Cornette action figure
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
They all think i'm a district manager i keep saying "register inspection" and pocketing $20s and also rolls of nickels
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Don't tell anyone at the mcdonald's at North Station, but I'm currently pretending to work there and I keep stealing money out of the register
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Popeye Otaku @popeyeotaku.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
mods asleep post Boxer Popeye Full of Hotdogs
Popeye in boxing atire, in a boxing ring, saying "HO-HUM -- I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP LAS' NIGHT ON ACCOUNT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS". He has a big belly, with an arrow pointing to it saying "FULL OF HOT DOGS"
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I am waiting for a text and am unnecessarily anxious about what that text is going to be exactly and it'll probably more than likely be ok but still my brain has to do this thing where it tries to convince me I'm not allowed to have a second of peace
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hilarious! The bar's full!
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Rolo Mcflurry @rolomcflurry.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Once again I have been almost killed by a piano falling on my head from a crane, and yes this time the piano keys were sticking out of my mouth like they were my teeth which is really insult to injury if you think about it.
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