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RollieBear

@rolliebear.bsky.social
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Dirty Old Bear well over 18. Married to @RJCoon, proud parent of 2 fur babies. Ferb (Tuxedo kitty) & Simba (buff ginger tabby) Sleep deprived, never enough coffee. Probably adding more later.

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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy birthday Mom, I know where you are, I can't say so much for your husband. I miss you every day, you were smarter than anyone ever gave you credit. I need to dig out the Slovak grandmothers cookbook and make something in your honor. You understood me, and I appreciate that. Love you.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your photo roll.
A picture of a white ranch house, the house has burgundy trim and gray gutters.

There is a rickety wooden ladder leaning towards the house.

A raccoon is perched at the top, with a second raccoon already on the roof
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
All the people in the comments "But what if there's a school shooting" Sigh
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So, there's an NFL player with the same last name as my sister-in-law Is it a coincidence, different spelling, you misheard his last name Goog *lastnameparents" Oh, shit, that's Andy, and ... Beth Standing next to her brother and sister-in-law Ohhh, ohh, oh yeah. Mom would have remembered that.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I once described an ex as; "kinda like burnt toast, unpleasant but you eat it anyway" so this tracks.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey @geemo.bsky.social We're getting a new chiller for the rack room. This one might actually be up to spec
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: It's beeeen
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A wise man once proclaimed "Horsies have big willies" @dawnyote.bsky.social might you know who that is? Also, skitty dance, skitty.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The cats are a little baked.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen. You were a good dog Molls.
A screenshot of a smartphone lock screen, the majority of the screen is dominated by a picture of a mature female husky dog.

She stares intently at the viewer as if they know what she wants.

The time and temperature show 08:10, 69° on August 4th.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That's impossible That's im That's impos That's impossible You're in New York, and I'm not You're in Tokyo, and I'm not #translator Music that defines a time
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Barenaked Ladies Maybe You Should Drive. Born on a Pirate Ship. Stunt. Some of their best work. The Barenaked Ladies are amazing ... The Barenaked Ladies with Steven are fucking amazing. The 90s were a massive transition period for me. This was my soundtrack.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We got cable in late spring of 81. I was so excited there would be an all music video channel. I wish I'd kept the satin MTV jacket.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Alfredo Sauce Extremely Low Frequency Grinch Ponzu Videophile
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Happy anniversary @rjcoon.bsky.social Married 13 years, a couple for nearly 20. We met on LiveJournal in 99/00. Love you hon.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. #HHGTTG #DouglasAdams #FourtyTwo
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I saw a coyote on my way to work this morning. It was roughly the size of a border collie, just confidently strolling across the street.
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Pupjoi @pupjoi.com · 18/07/2026
Last day to vote! 🏁🐾 Help us shape the first Pupjoi riding suit. A or B — cast your vote in the comments and tell us your thoughts. 💬 Your feedback helps us refine the final design. 📝 Then RT and bring more pups into the decision. 🐾 More voices, a better final creation.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There's a tree growing near the corner of our house. It's been there for as long as I can remember. Until this week the tree never fruited, now it's growing dark purple fruits. I believe it's a mulberry tree.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm at the "get off my lawn" stage of my career.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As of today I've been working at $Employer for thirty years.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
youtube.com/shorts/pAVm4...
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Someone’s stealing my book.
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Aurasentai and his many OCs @auraandcrew.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Maybe this one will get the one running the US just hoping and a bit exaggerative. But still fun to imagine.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"This isn't a horror show, where are all the rock and roll numbers?" The kids had no idea what that means ... But their parents did. #phineasandferb #RichardO'Brian #GeniusWriting
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A quarter to nine and it's still light out.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It will be a national holiday when this Motherfucker dies I'd say go home and be a grandpa but I'm certain your grandkids despise you You're pap-pap, beyond that you're out of touch You've made it clear you think everyone else is beneath you You did Obama wrong I will never forgive that
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not bad.
A driver's license style picture of a brown bear. Vital statistics are listed that apply to his Bluesky profile.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Blazing Saddles
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@rjcoon.bsky.social just said "scientists discovered a dog sized scorpion" Me: "is it Australian?"
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I work at a TV station, in November of 2008 I was assigned the operation of our satellite truck at the campaign headquarters for a local race. It would have been a quiet night, not an important race, we were there for the late night speech. That would soon change. 1/? #ObamaAppreciationDay
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We've watched (Dead Dead, Demons, Dead) an anime where the humans fought back against alien invaders. Their July 4th is called August 32nd. What will be our independence day from him? How will future generations remember that day?
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of these days I'll get to work and the breaking news will be "passed away quietly in his sleep" A bear can dream.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
. @colinstu.birdbutt.com
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I find it fitting that the richest man on the planet has a dead pedophile advertising one of his brands.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I hate that the state of this country lately has been Chaos. I'm ready for quiet any time now.
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Pride! Follow this account, and repost this to enter a draw to win this wallet! Open worldwide, I'll ship it anywhere. I'll pick a winner at random on Saturday night, June 13, 2026 This wallet is 100% handmade with premium veg tan leather 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Love and respect to the 2SLGBTQI+ community!
7 Pocket Wallet in red, orange, yellow, green, blue buterro, purple pueblo, and jack glaze pink leathersAll the pieces cut out, my knife and stitching punches are there alsoWallet closed and a view of my workbenchWallet open and also marmalade is there
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
8 points. Liver and seafood are ❌
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Highly underrated sitcom, it's one of those shows where you regularly say "omg that's ____"
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I cannot repost this loudly enough, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE UNITED STATES! Your life is not worth a visit to this dystopian hellscape. The World Cup is a once in a lifetime event for many fans, Canada and Mexico are hosting matches too, just not the finals. Find a friendly pub and watch there.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Earlier this evening I stopped by the liquor store closest to the house, I grabbed a bottle of sangria, at the counter I asked for a 200ml bottle of Korbel. The nice lady behind the counter loudly stated "I have no idea what that means!"
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@rjcoon.bsky.social won the lottery this morning.
A photograph of a shallow white soup bowl, there are four eggs cracked in the bowl, all four eggs have double yolks.
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Meidas Paul Wigton 🫘 🇺🇳🇺🇦 @rvroomie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Gee. It’d be a shame if these fotos were passed around. Real shame.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We're watching Dark Moon, this is the first anime where the british characters are voiced by British actors.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This little shit has learned how to turn off my CPAP machine. I doubt he knows exactly what he's doing, but he does know it will wake me up.
A picture of an orange cat, in a perfect loaf, he is quite content while he stares blankly at the camera.

He is either very smart or dangerously dumb.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
There's a commercial advertising prescription medicine. There are now three versions in rotation all feature the protagonist driving a classic car. Every single car has the styling smoothed out. Coke bottle mustang looks like a tiktok goungifying filter was applied.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
These are the three whitest white guys I've ever seen. Oh look, it's golf hat, nice hair sport coat, and nice hair henley. Ah, I see, it's okay when y'all cheat to win, but when the tables are turned y'all scream like this. I hate this place.
static.klipy.com
Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers
Alt: A looped video clip of Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers. He is pointing and screaming.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look, it's the Bear, or should I say cub.
A picture of Jeremy Allen White from a 2008 episode of Law & Order, he wears the same sleepy eye face as today. Mr. White appears to be 15 or 16 years old.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"♪The chicken's got a lot of, Wessonality♪"
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