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RollieBear

@rolliebear.bsky.social
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Dirty Old Bear well over 18. Married to @RJCoon, proud parent of 2 fur babies. Ferb (Tuxedo kitty) & Simba (buff ginger tabby) Sleep deprived, never enough coffee. Probably adding more later.

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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Took me a hot minute, damn you.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well said
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy birthday Mom, I know where you are, I can't say so much for your husband. I miss you every day, you were smarter than anyone ever gave you credit. I need to dig out the Slovak grandmothers cookbook and make something in your honor. You understood me, and I appreciate that. Love you.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I forgot to mention earlier, this is amazing. Love the pop art style.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Adderall literally changed my life. As I said to @tracula.bsky.social it's almost like getting a new pair of glasses.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why do I hear the Cowboy Bebop theme?
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just relax.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We're on our second National (Panasonic) 10 cup. I'm ride or die with Panasonic. Not a lot it doesn't do.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my oldest furry friends and I keep in touch, sometimes it takes months even if it's "I saw a dog that made me think of you" We still care deeply about each other, but don't make a big deal about regular interaction That's life, I'm okay with it.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FFS, he was ten when 9/11 happened. The only reason Juliani is remembered is because he wasn't an ass during the aftermath. Besides that, Mamdani is Muslim, born in Uganda, not fucking Saudi Arabia. White ppl are the thinnest skinned ppl on the planet.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In the lead up to the premier, the on-air promos used video from the series, but edited in a way that misrepresented what was actually going on story wise Trying to attract viewers to a space adventure show, when in reality the show was a western that just happened to take place in outer space
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kitty corner is a very Midwest colloquialism. It's not uncommon to say something like "my house is kitty corner from the big yellow house"
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Coconut water.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Giggity!
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Idris Elba has already voiced a badass character in animation ... Just sayin.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You are correct Mr cat. FOX played with the order they aired. As someone else pointed out the second episode was actually the pilot. Plus they really, really messed up with the marketing, presenting it as something it wasn't.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I once worked at a fast casual burger joint. I was training a new hire about cleaning, carefully explained not to mix chlorine with other chemicals. Well, he did it anyway "to see what happens" ran out oh the compactor room coughing He convinced the bosses I told him to do it.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh, I know Riccar appliances. Nice stuff.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've been a furry for a long time, when I see early art like this I get a warm feeling
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I unironically love this movie, without a doubt his best role, Tokyo is presented as a love letter. From the 70s cop show to the whisper at the end.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dyson?
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My fridge is now almost 27 years old. Scratch and dent from my previous employer for less than the cost of a PS5.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Still love the nod from Modest Mouse
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sugar/Bob Mould solo are high on my list.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Using your best radio voice.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There's four conservative douchebags that occasionally pop up on Fox News Sunday. There's; Golf hat Golf hat, golf vest Golf hat, sunglasses & Golf polo shirt I hated golf before learning about them, now I loathe golf with every fibre of my being.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nice! I'm always impressed by your work, such interesting design.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Brilliant show.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Meow, meow.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That's cheating!
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your photo roll.
A picture of a white ranch house, the house has burgundy trim and gray gutters.

There is a rickety wooden ladder leaning towards the house.

A raccoon is perched at the top, with a second raccoon already on the roof
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
All the people in the comments "But what if there's a school shooting" Sigh
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That keeps getting worse the more I scrutinize, not a single gear, three connecting rods, a crank that isn't a crank.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So, there's an NFL player with the same last name as my sister-in-law Is it a coincidence, different spelling, you misheard his last name Goog *lastnameparents" Oh, shit, that's Andy, and ... Beth Standing next to her brother and sister-in-law Ohhh, ohh, oh yeah. Mom would have remembered that.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
His narcissism has no bottom.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a couple of fruit bowls in a different colorway and they have that A&P vibe.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I miss Camp Feral, great con.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chuckles, perfect!
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How about Mikasa Tropicana?
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ARFF boots!
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Had Jack Cassidy lived past 1976 Columbo would have busted him at least one more time.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The previous boss picked the lowest bid, and took the rest of the budget as a bonus. That wasn't the only example
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So, the install is complete, not only is the rack room colder and considerably less humid. The rest of the building is also cooler or colder. Begs the question, WTF was going on with the old one.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If someone nopes out of one of your videos (for whatever reason) the system still logs a watch, that sounds like a good thing.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I once described an ex as; "kinda like burnt toast, unpleasant but you eat it anyway" so this tracks.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Be nice to Teddy. He has a cute voice.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My favorite are the ones who think it's a slur.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Had to google it, I mandela effect myself thinking of the showtime pizza bear
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RollieBear @rolliebear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean, he wears overalls
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