Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You’ve gone too far this time, Zuckerberg. 1678
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You never see people knotting sheets together to climb out of windows anymore. Another great tradition lost. 3522
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’ve got a pretty good idea who’s going to win the second FIFA Peace Prize. 4532
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As Nigel Farage has still released no denial after I have repeatedly called him a wanker, I can only assume that he is too busy masturbating. 4813
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Reform internal inquiry says party did not break law over donations stingstatic.klipy.comMan Faints - Omg!ALT: Man Faints - Omg! 3579
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@mattleys.bsky.social I see you’re setting puzzles at the New York Times now. 1100
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think the big numbers he talks about are the ones he does in his pants. 0444
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pretty pleased with my first day as head of cybersecurity at ASOS. 18511
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And speaking of something small, here he is. 110
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’d be better off trying the Heimlich manoeuvre. 2583
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Danny Tommo now wishes to be known as Danny Fafo. 79813
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Patriots protesting the national trouser shortage. 107910
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Defending the Englishman’s God-given right to be an absolute cunt. 8865
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my biggest pet peeves is people keeping peeves as pets. So cruel. 3324
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“You call it United Queendom, Britishland, Londontown, they call it sometimes England. It's got more names than any other place in the world. So many names. I call it Susan.” 213420
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026AI to be renamed Super Human Intelligence Trump 3255
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Führerbunker.bbc.co.ukTrump says his triumphal arch will become a military ammunition complexTrump said the updated plans were at the request of the US military and for national security purposes. 11341
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Using AI to grade my farts. And people say it’s not useful. 1212
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Please sign my petition to rename Piddington as Cuntville. 511615
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight, for those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!" 5387
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I will not be dictated to by the establishment. I therefore resign from my long-standing position as Entrant Chooser. 2140
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Live feed from the World’s Smartest Genius Awards. 09626
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Pretty pleased with my first day as head of the Piddington tourist bureau. 1832
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If Donald Trump says that AI is completely safe that’s good enough for me. We’re all fucked. 0424
