Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gonna start calling chocolate chip cookies "triple C's" just to try to feel something 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh, you're "choosin' Texas?" Bitch who cares I'm thinkin' Arby's 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don't look a gifted horse in the mouth. 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Congrats Ole Miss! Unfortunately with this win, the country's empathy for y'all has expired. Welcome back to forever being The University of Sour Grapes About the End of Slavery. 110
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I saved this pic two years ago no one could have known that this combo would actually make sense very soon 042
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Social media sites should let you filter comments by "meanest" 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You could call me John Grisham for the way I be Firm 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 06/09/20266 months without alcohol as of today, nbd 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lmao and back to shiiiiiit That was a fun interconference ass fest 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ok they should feel pretty good again now 100
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Georgia Tech should feel like real shit right about now 100
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I am standing between two little old ladies listening to him sing "and she swears goddamn, if I find that man I'm cutting off his balls" 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They're playing the uncensored version of Everlast's "What It's Like" at the UPS store 110
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Had a brain fart and couldn't remember what the 4 in basketball is called - all I could think of was the phrase "large forward" 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Stüssy was an abbreviation of "stupid pussy" which is why my dad made me wear it 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Portuguese don't have a word for starvin' 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Normalize calling first time home buyers "latchkey adults" 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Please, call me Foghorn. Mr. Leghorn is my father. 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 10/04/2026They should use the word "neat" in more pornos 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026In the stone, under the dust, his name is still engraved 020
Reposted by Duncan Sheik Mohammed“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Cheech & Chong Music Factory 2558
Reposted by Duncan Sheik MohammedRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS 493195295854
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Dude might've just singlehandedly lost the game for Indiana 100
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Professional businessman tip: keep some little airplane bottles of liquor hidden in your desk - you never know when they'll become necessary 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Oh you're a fan of Dr. Pepper? Name 23 flavors. 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026About once a year I remember what an unironically great album this is and listen to it about three times in one week and then ignore it for another year 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026What in the hell would we do if he transferred to the UAE or something 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Does anyone know Curt Cignetti's politics because the man doesn't lose and politicians suck so there's no chance he couldn't establish a 1000 year empire anywhere in the world. 110
Reposted by Duncan Sheik MohammedChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 10/01/2026Oregon has allowed 19 sacks all season. Nine of those against Indiana, in less than six quarters of football. 127645
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026God I can't imagine how incredible it must feel to be a longtime Hoosiers fan right now 000
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Wait they're just teaching this stuff now? 020
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Look, I'm gonna be quite frank - if I got trampled to death by all my friends while carrying a flag that said "don't tread on me" I'm gonna be a little disappointed in who I've chosen to spend my time with 010
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Threatening to invade an oil-rich country for some bullshit AND Miami is crushing it in the postseason? What is it, 2002??!?!? 121
Reposted by Duncan Sheik MohammedNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Pour one out for Dan Bongino 692401512
Reposted by Duncan Sheik MohammedRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 14/12/2025the Jacksonville Jaguars are going to win the Super Bowl 2115513
Reposted by Duncan Sheik MohammedHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Erik would you like to invest in my chain of Christian laser tag arenas, This Little Light Of Mine 71422
Duncan Sheik Mohammed @roevwadeboggs.bsky.social · 07/12/2025What a fun fuckin day of football my god lol 000
Reposted by Duncan Sheik MohammedChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 07/12/2025Indiana: First Big Ten title in 58 years Texas Tech: First real conference title in 49 years Duke: First ACC title in 36 years 620132
