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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just watched a reel where some lady says that perfume is poison, and to prove it she sprays it on a dandelion which later wilts a bit. Im so fucking tired chat.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time for some empathymaxxing or dare I say, compassionmogging!
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seeing lots of people furious about Primetime jumping to the conclusion of ‘this movie supports pedophiles!’ and it’s just becoming so clear that the general population are incapable of holding more than one truth at any given moment. It’s bleak out here man.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hygiene influencers are the 7th circle of hell.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Depression hack: imagine you’re on Nathan For You and Nathan Fielder creates a completely unhinged way to deal with your spiralling self hatred
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Quick let me pretend to care about Ariana Grande and her weight while I post the skinniest photos I can find so everyone can see just how ugly I think she looks!!
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Playing Bayonetta and I’m one slutty posture away from declaring this game high art
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Very cool that people’s responses to the D4vid murder is to blame her or her parents? And not, oh idk, the dude who fucking groomed and murdered her???
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Polycule scabies outbreak
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
People peacefully protesting for a free Palestine: They can’t arrest us all! Kier Starmer: bet.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just remember, when you die, as you cross into the underworld, if you try to pay the ferryman in bitcoin he will throw you into the river Styx.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Affraid
Post on r/confession

NSFW
I am becoming addict to breast sucking and I am affraid
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just been served this ad. Not sure what they’re targeting here?
A fucking deer tallow with placenta extract lip balm?
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days
a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl...

underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It’s nearly Easter, remember to get cucked on the crucifix in Jesus’ honour, and return to the orgy after everyone thought you were done for.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
🔗🙅‍♀️🤝👐
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Literally so much body shaming on its way, unless you’ve got a perfectly pink, symmetrical, teeny clit, dainty little labia… you’re at risk of whatever vile shit they want next. Unreal.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Fuck the real olympics, I’ll hold my own in the park near my flat. Everyone’s invited, everyone can participate. I don’t know the rules but I’ll get a barbecue going. Gold medals for best outfit.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why did Morrisey say he knew how Joan of Arc felt? Like that’s a lie my dude
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I would find it comforting if there wasn’t a deranged hateful terf making money hand over fist, while she actively funds oppression of trans people, but I guess the nostalgia of the wizard movies is on the same level of importance!!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I’m on a VPN so I’m getting American ads and I just got one for a home school curriculum? This is just bonkers to me??
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Very important news coverage in the uk

STAR

SuR > News > Latest News › Animals
Vaping squirrel seen getting off its nut may have been
'attracted by fruity flavour'
Footage showing a squirrel puffing on an e-cig is a "stark reminder" of the danger litter poses to wildlife, the RSPCA said, as experts warned about how damaging they can be to animals

NEWS
By Ashley Pemberton News
Reporter
16:57, 24 Mar 2026
Updated 17:22, 24 Mar 2026Squirrel getting litty in 2023
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hot take but I think Chappel Roan wasn’t mean enough to that kid. She should have body slammed her and brought out the chair, WWE style.
That Norman Rockwell meme where a brave boy is standing up
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Every time you use a vpn to watch porn Kier Starmer has a little tantrum. Steam comes out of his ears and he goes bright red and screams and stomps his little feet.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Matt Walsh
I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks.

@kthorjensen
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A new day, a new bs attack on Chappel Roan
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Did this display not pass anyone who thought ‘hm maybe we don’t have a biography of two of the royal family, and then a victim of one of the royal family members on the same shelf’ like????????
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Why does Anne Hathaway always look like that? How does she do it?
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Not saying things with love anymore. I’m saying things with hate and evil in my heart.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Everytime a lad gets the Peaky Blinders haircut Cillian Murphy loses a year of his lifespan. Thats why he looks like that.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Mouthwashing in the women’s day sale on Steam… yea… cool
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just seen someone use ai to colour Picasso’s Gurernica and my art history degree is raging
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jordynne, final girl 🔜magiccon atlanta @sick1y.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
happy international women's day to all my international women
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I love Lin Manuel Miranda’s choice to play make his role in House (manic depressive in a psych ward) and Hamilton the exact same character
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’m so sad bro.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My parents refused to tell me what gay meant when I asked as a child and I still grew up bisexual. The gay will get your kids whether you like it or not so I’m afraid you’re just gonna have to, idk, get over it and love your kids????
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Instagram moms (and probably TikTok) have targeted this author for one of her YA romantasy books and are getting all evangelical about it and now she’s been totally review bombed. And I’m just really upset for this poor author tbh.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I do not live in a real country
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I hate any and all tech bros. Staring at a screen must cook their brains or something because they’re all fucking stupid.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Apparently twitter was transvestigating Gerard way last night lmaooo
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m in desperate need of god is dead type music rn- can the kids get on that now please?xox
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Everyone else feeds the stalhorses in Breath of the Wild right?? We’re all united in kindness to the poor skelly-horses, that the elitist stables won’t let you board???
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Every single day I wake up and watch another piece for another Satanic Panic fall into place. Bro I’m so tired.
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Zeus was mpreg pass it on to all the pearl clutchers you know having a meltdown about fan-fiction and kink
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It is WILD that ‘I oppose war’ is a radical take
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
‘I hate the new Pokémon starters!!’ Skill issue bro
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It’s been five minutes and they’re already at it lmao
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state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
John Waters we need you
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