state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just watched a reel where some lady says that perfume is poison, and to prove it she sprays it on a dandelion which later wilts a bit. Im so fucking tired chat. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Time for some empathymaxxing or dare I say, compassionmogging! 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seeing lots of people furious about Primetime jumping to the conclusion of ‘this movie supports pedophiles!’ and it’s just becoming so clear that the general population are incapable of holding more than one truth at any given moment. It’s bleak out here man. 041
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hygiene influencers are the 7th circle of hell. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Depression hack: imagine you’re on Nathan For You and Nathan Fielder creates a completely unhinged way to deal with your spiralling self hatred 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Quick let me pretend to care about Ariana Grande and her weight while I post the skinniest photos I can find so everyone can see just how ugly I think she looks!! 100
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Playing Bayonetta and I’m one slutty posture away from declaring this game high art 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Very cool that people’s responses to the D4vid murder is to blame her or her parents? And not, oh idk, the dude who fucking groomed and murdered her??? 100
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 14/04/2026People peacefully protesting for a free Palestine: They can’t arrest us all! Kier Starmer: bet. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Just remember, when you die, as you cross into the underworld, if you try to pay the ferryman in bitcoin he will throw you into the river Styx. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Just been served this ad. Not sure what they’re targeting here? 000
Reposted by state issued jellycat plushjeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days 8111663328
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It’s nearly Easter, remember to get cucked on the crucifix in Jesus’ honour, and return to the orgy after everyone thought you were done for. 000
Reposted by state issued jellycat plushLeftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026🔗🙅♀️🤝👐 123668
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Literally so much body shaming on its way, unless you’ve got a perfectly pink, symmetrical, teeny clit, dainty little labia… you’re at risk of whatever vile shit they want next. Unreal. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Fuck the real olympics, I’ll hold my own in the park near my flat. Everyone’s invited, everyone can participate. I don’t know the rules but I’ll get a barbecue going. Gold medals for best outfit. 000
Reposted by state issued jellycat plushRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1... 38289392319
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Why did Morrisey say he knew how Joan of Arc felt? Like that’s a lie my dude 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I would find it comforting if there wasn’t a deranged hateful terf making money hand over fist, while she actively funds oppression of trans people, but I guess the nostalgia of the wizard movies is on the same level of importance!! 010
Reposted by state issued jellycat plushDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos 3790751450
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I’m on a VPN so I’m getting American ads and I just got one for a home school curriculum? This is just bonkers to me?? 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Very important news coverage in the uk 001
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Hot take but I think Chappel Roan wasn’t mean enough to that kid. She should have body slammed her and brought out the chair, WWE style. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Every time you use a vpn to watch porn Kier Starmer has a little tantrum. Steam comes out of his ears and he goes bright red and screams and stomps his little feet. 000
Reposted by state issued jellycat plushMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026 344043467
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 22/03/2026A new day, a new bs attack on Chappel Roan 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Did this display not pass anyone who thought ‘hm maybe we don’t have a biography of two of the royal family, and then a victim of one of the royal family members on the same shelf’ like???????? 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Why does Anne Hathaway always look like that? How does she do it? 001
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Not saying things with love anymore. I’m saying things with hate and evil in my heart. 001
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Everytime a lad gets the Peaky Blinders haircut Cillian Murphy loses a year of his lifespan. Thats why he looks like that. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Mouthwashing in the women’s day sale on Steam… yea… cool 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Just seen someone use ai to colour Picasso’s Gurernica and my art history degree is raging 010
Reposted by state issued jellycat plushjordynne, final girl 🔜magiccon atlanta @sick1y.bsky.social · 08/03/2026happy international women's day to all my international women 1273532938
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I love Lin Manuel Miranda’s choice to play make his role in House (manic depressive in a psych ward) and Hamilton the exact same character 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026My parents refused to tell me what gay meant when I asked as a child and I still grew up bisexual. The gay will get your kids whether you like it or not so I’m afraid you’re just gonna have to, idk, get over it and love your kids???? 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Instagram moms (and probably TikTok) have targeted this author for one of her YA romantasy books and are getting all evangelical about it and now she’s been totally review bombed. And I’m just really upset for this poor author tbh. 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I do not live in a real country 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I hate any and all tech bros. Staring at a screen must cook their brains or something because they’re all fucking stupid. 010
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Apparently twitter was transvestigating Gerard way last night lmaooo 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’m in desperate need of god is dead type music rn- can the kids get on that now please?xox 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Everyone else feeds the stalhorses in Breath of the Wild right?? We’re all united in kindness to the poor skelly-horses, that the elitist stables won’t let you board??? 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Every single day I wake up and watch another piece for another Satanic Panic fall into place. Bro I’m so tired. 010
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Zeus was mpreg pass it on to all the pearl clutchers you know having a meltdown about fan-fiction and kink 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 28/02/2026It is WILD that ‘I oppose war’ is a radical take 000
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/02/2026‘I hate the new Pokémon starters!!’ Skill issue bro 011
state issued jellycat plush @rodentposting.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It’s been five minutes and they’re already at it lmao 010