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@rodentbird.bsky.social
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he/they, 26, binghamton ny. girlfriend annoyer, computer builder & stepfather to 2 orange cats. broke 24/7

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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
so i figure i should give an actual life update, one to see if anyone still follows me here and two it's useful as like, a diary entry. and it's really entertaining seeing posts from me from two years ago versus where i am now
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
never mind
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
alright chat, hear me out thief single player extraction game
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My curse seems to be that im into girls & enbys that look like they collect pretty rocks and have an art studio in their room but i lack the art and rock collecting experience necessary to form an emotional bond with them
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
so do you even like video games or do you just have an obsessive need for control fueled by traumatic childhood memories of your entire life being upended every 6 to 12 months
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You miss every shot you don't take, but sometimes you take a shot and it bounces off the wall, into your face, and makes you go blind forever
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I had a dream that they gave balatro a full cinematic intro sequence
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
imagine seeing a bald person in a cafe and thinking "omg it's northernlion". couldn't be me
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
how am i just now learning that they renamed the gulf of mexico, it fucking would be from a nascar broadcast. this is some fallout-ass bullshit
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
this just in: donald trump signs a new executive order. all nascar ovals are to be run clockwise so the drivers don't turn Woke
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I think a lot about how Don Mattrick almost single-handedly killed Xbox as a console platform www.eurogamer.net/xbox-hardwar...
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Xbox hardware sales slump, but Game Pass is surging
Microsoft has announced mixed results for its latest financial quarter, with strong growth for Game Pass offset by the …
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i can't describe how happy this makes me #TokyoXtremeRacer
The store page for the new Tokyo Xtreme Racer game states that it has "very positive" user reviews :)
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Guy in 1906: "For sale - Baby shoes, never worn" Guy in 2025:
A Facebook Marketplace listing: "Engagement ring, $8000"
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
On one hand, streaming is fun, on the other hand, playing PGR 2 with a breakcore playlist in the background is such a vibe
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
LIVE, playing PGR 2 www.twitch.tv/rodentbird
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PGR 2 [PART 1] - Sport utility championship & beyond
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
The more I play my original Xbox the more I resent seeing things like this. A game system from 20-25 years ago is more reliable simply by virtue of not being connected to the internet the entire time www.eurogamer.net/xbox-network...
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Xbox network suffers major outage, game launching and more affected
The Xbox team is currently dealing with a number of network issues, affecting things such as player sign-in, game launching and the ability to join parties.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
They did it. FromSoft finally made an impossible boss. No amount of exploring and overlevelling is going to make Promised Consort Radahn anything other than a meat grinder. $40 DLC and I can't even complete it
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Insane stat I found earlier today: at 28 days, the average house fly has a longer life span than a $100m live service game published by Sony
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Doing a dark souls randomizer! www.twitch.tv/rodentbird
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Dark Souls Randomizer [PART 1] - Oops, all randomization
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
live w/ elden ring: first stream in a really long time www.twitch.tv/rodentbird
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ELDEN RING [Part 1] - First stream in a really long time
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
for the people who read this - i've had to delay the stream a bit, had to take care of some things including an internet outage, i should be live in like 20 minutes from now
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
by the way i'm gonna start streaming again first one will be on wednesday: 8am-5pm EST, likely starting with Elden Ring and might move into other stuff as the day goes by after that, streams will happen every tuesday, 9am-3pm EST. all on twitch at the moment: www.twitch.tv/rodentbird
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Rodentbird - Twitch
Fan fiction writer, retired YT game critic, racing enthusiast & occasional Twitch streamer.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
ahh!! multicolor rodentbird!!
Chibi bat with purple spiral overlayChibi bat with red overlayChibi bat with yellow-white overlay
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
If Herta doesn't make it in IndyCar can we bring him to WRC
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
The optimal way to play Pokemon is to have the dual-type matchup charts on a computer screen at all times, so you don't have to keep unlocking a phone when you spend an hour researching double resistances for one single battle
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
Current status of the Indycar discord server:
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
my personal takeaway from eeaao is that if i swallow this entire tube of toothpaste ill be able to move stars with my brain
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
28. Fallout S1 Weird, dark and funny in equal measures, Amazon's Fallout adaptation is always enticing, with a fantastic core mystery, a really interesting world and a really fun dynamic between the three main characters that feels like more than the sum of its parts. 8/10
The poster for season 1 of Amazon's Fallout adaptation, with the subtitle "The world needs a better ending" at the top of the poster. Features Ella Purnell's character (Lucy MacLean) crouching down in the center of the poster with a 10mm pistol in her right hand, Walton Goggins' character (Cooper Howard/The Ghoul) on the left holding a lever-action rifle, and Aaron Moten's character (Maximus) on the right in a set of power armor, each looking past the camera into a desert wasteland.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
29. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023) This is an amazing-feeling FPS mired in a beaten-to-death horse carcass named Call of Duty, bloated with brand tie-ins and live-service bullshit, an overload of overlapping mechanics, a shitty campaign and a completely uncooked PvE extraction mode. 3/10
The key art for 2023's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III, with Captain Price holding an AR-platform assault rifle with the face of Makarov overlaid in the background.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
27. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2011) MW3 sheds so many brain cells that it assumes the player has lost theirs too, leading them strictly by the hand through a globe-spanning military-themed carnival. An OK wave survival mode and a stout multiplayer playerbase act as saving graces. 5/10
The cover art for MW3, featuring an American soldier carrying an M4 assault rifle while walking through the ruins of a war-torn New York City (presumably).
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
26. Forza Motorsport 2 (DNF) A racing game with a ton of early 2000's energy that is not only marred with a clearly immature handling model but is also so damn easy that it's actually boring - just upgrade your car to its max PI, and never face a challenge again after hour 1. 4/10
The cover art for Forza Motorsport 2, featuring a custom orange Nissan 350Z drifting around the apex of a turn.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
25. Helldivers 2 (35 hrs) As far as live-service shooters go, this is a very good one. It often feels idiosyncratic, but always good, and the missions themselves remain entertaining. That being said, I can feel a grind creeping in and it's a bit high-commitment for me. 7/10
The key art for Helldivers 2, featuring a squad of 4 Helldivers wielding machine guns while standing in a cloud of yellow smoke and slime, one being assaulted by a Terminid as another plants the flag of the in-universe Super Earth in the ground, with a large blue planet lurking in the background
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
24. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009) The intellect that defined COD4 is M.I.A from MW2's narrative and gameplay, in service of an high-concept, eye-catching plot and an expanded content platter that offers little substance. Despite this, it still has some cool, creative moments. 6/10
The PS3 cover art for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, featuring an American soldier walking in the burning ruins of the Washington D.C. Capitol building, holding an M16 rifle in their right hand.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
23. PGR 4 The last PGR game isn't only possibly the best PGR game, it's also one of the best racing games ever, with nearly perfected core gameplay and a couple of game-changing additions. Only really suffers in that car/bike unlocks are weird and tracks will repeat sometimes. 7.5/10
A cropped version of the PGR 4 cover art, with the game's title inlaid as a badge on the lower passenger door panel of an unknown red car, with a Ducati motorcycle reflected in its paint.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
22. Demon's Souls (2009) The original Demon's Souls is still fun today, being the origin point of all the things that made the Dark Souls series so good, even offering more freedom in how the player progresses. However, performance issues on the PS3 mar the experience severely. 6/10
The PS3 "Greatest Hits" cover art for Demon's Souls, featuring a knight covered in a blue mist, surrounded by the runes of the Nexus.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
time for me to get around to updating the media thread i've been neglecting for an age
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
have we yet reached NASCAR levels of FCY frequency #6hImola
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
21. Call of Duty: World At War Treyarch's depiction of the final hours of WWII feels moody and anachronistic, marked with showers of gore, a grunge-infused soundtrack and heaps of disturbing imagery. It is a less expertly told story than COD4, and the gameplay is often very frustrating. 5.5/10
The Xbox 360 cover art for Call of Duty: World at War, featuring an American soldier running through a jungle on the Japanese front, firing a Thompson sub-machine gun at a target behind the camera.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
20. Project Gotham Racing 3 With a huge variety of street courses and event types, PGR 3's 15ish hour career mode ensures that there's always something new around every corner. Held back somewhat by the handling model, which sometimes feels way too sensitive to be useful. 6.5/10
The cover art for PGR 3, featuring a close-up shot of a red Ferrari F430 racing past a crowd in New York City.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
19. Star Fox 64 A very short but solid replication of the arcade aerial combat games of the 90's. Fun bosses, varied enemy types, challenging combat, solid voice acting and a storyline that branches based on your wins and losses all make this game deeper than it initially seems. 7/10
The cover art for Star Fox 64, featuring Fox McCloud flying his Arwing through space, followed by his teammates with a planet in the background.
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Writing has not been going well as of late. Four months in and I think I'm on my third rewrite of this chapter's plot, and still no rough draft done. Really, really need a break here. I think I'm close to having something watertight, after I get that finished I'm going to just chill for 2 weeks
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
helldivers 2 might be pretty good (I have played it literally all day)
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
18. Death Wish This is exactly how you don't make a vigilante film. Even as a product of its age, its portrayals of delinquency and trauma are apathetic, and the only social commentary the film offers - on the apparent value of a man with a gun - feels motivated by spite and chauvinism. 2/10
One of the posters for Death Wish, centered on Charles Bronson's character. Subtitle: "Vigilante, city style - judge, jury, and executioner."
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
17. The Other Guys There's a couple really good gags in this but other than that a lot of the humor just feels too raunchy and over-the-top for its own good. Aside from it just not being my kind of movie the ending felt rushed and the economic commentary is tangential at best. 4/10
The poster for The Other Guys, with Ferrell's and Wahlberg's characters each jumping through a cloud of smoke, holding two pistols. Subtitle: "NY's finest were busy."
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
april fools! totally PRANK 😂🤣 your pals with this cool joke! Step 1: 59lbs of tannerite
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
16. Kindergarten Cop Just a really fun, wholesome movie that is absolutely against type for Schwarzenegger but the story works so much better for it. Solid pacing, good characters and good character development all around. 6/10
One of the posters for Kindergarten Cop. Features Schwarzenegger's character being covered in children, riding on his shoulders and pulling his shirt and jacket, etc. Subtitles: "Go ahead, you tell him you didn't do your homework" and "As an undercover cop... he's in a class by himself."
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
reject perfection embrace wordvomit
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
writing is currently hitting a wall because i have realized that literally all new england towns are the same and i dont want to describe trees and a river and a comically large church after seeing them 100 thousand times throughout my life
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rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
uh oh!! it's been four months since i started working on r303 aaaaaand i'm only halfway through a rough draft. shit
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Shut up and
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