rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026so i figure i should give an actual life update, one to see if anyone still follows me here and two it's useful as like, a diary entry. and it's really entertaining seeing posts from me from two years ago versus where i am now 100
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026alright chat, hear me out thief single player extraction game 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/2025My curse seems to be that im into girls & enbys that look like they collect pretty rocks and have an art studio in their room but i lack the art and rock collecting experience necessary to form an emotional bond with them 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 08/04/2025so do you even like video games or do you just have an obsessive need for control fueled by traumatic childhood memories of your entire life being upended every 6 to 12 months 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/04/2025You miss every shot you don't take, but sometimes you take a shot and it bounces off the wall, into your face, and makes you go blind forever 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I had a dream that they gave balatro a full cinematic intro sequence 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025imagine seeing a bald person in a cafe and thinking "omg it's northernlion". couldn't be me 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 16/02/2025how am i just now learning that they renamed the gulf of mexico, it fucking would be from a nascar broadcast. this is some fallout-ass bullshit 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 04/02/2025this just in: donald trump signs a new executive order. all nascar ovals are to be run clockwise so the drivers don't turn Woke 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I think a lot about how Don Mattrick almost single-handedly killed Xbox as a console platform www.eurogamer.net/xbox-hardwar...eurogamer.netXbox hardware sales slump, but Game Pass is surgingMicrosoft has announced mixed results for its latest financial quarter, with strong growth for Game Pass offset by the … 010
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 23/01/2025i can't describe how happy this makes me #TokyoXtremeRacer 110
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Guy in 1906: "For sale - Baby shoes, never worn" Guy in 2025: 010
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 15/10/2024On one hand, streaming is fun, on the other hand, playing PGR 2 with a breakcore playlist in the background is such a vibe 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2024LIVE, playing PGR 2 www.twitch.tv/rodentbirdtwitch.tvRodentbird - TwitchPGR 2 [PART 1] - Sport utility championship & beyond 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2024The more I play my original Xbox the more I resent seeing things like this. A game system from 20-25 years ago is more reliable simply by virtue of not being connected to the internet the entire time www.eurogamer.net/xbox-network...eurogamer.netXbox network suffers major outage, game launching and more affectedThe Xbox team is currently dealing with a number of network issues, affecting things such as player sign-in, game launching and the ability to join parties. 121
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2024They did it. FromSoft finally made an impossible boss. No amount of exploring and overlevelling is going to make Promised Consort Radahn anything other than a meat grinder. $40 DLC and I can't even complete it 100
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/09/2024Insane stat I found earlier today: at 28 days, the average house fly has a longer life span than a $100m live service game published by Sony 010
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 12/08/2024Doing a dark souls randomizer! www.twitch.tv/rodentbirdtwitch.tvRodentbird - TwitchDark Souls Randomizer [PART 1] - Oops, all randomization 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2024live w/ elden ring: first stream in a really long time www.twitch.tv/rodentbirdtwitch.tvRodentbird - TwitchELDEN RING [Part 1] - First stream in a really long time 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2024for the people who read this - i've had to delay the stream a bit, had to take care of some things including an internet outage, i should be live in like 20 minutes from now 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2024by the way i'm gonna start streaming again first one will be on wednesday: 8am-5pm EST, likely starting with Elden Ring and might move into other stuff as the day goes by after that, streams will happen every tuesday, 9am-3pm EST. all on twitch at the moment: www.twitch.tv/rodentbirdtwitch.tvRodentbird - TwitchFan fiction writer, retired YT game critic, racing enthusiast & occasional Twitch streamer. 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 14/07/2024If Herta doesn't make it in IndyCar can we bring him to WRC 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/07/2024The optimal way to play Pokemon is to have the dual-type matchup charts on a computer screen at all times, so you don't have to keep unlocking a phone when you spend an hour researching double resistances for one single battle 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 16/05/2024my personal takeaway from eeaao is that if i swallow this entire tube of toothpaste ill be able to move stars with my brain 100
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/202428. Fallout S1 Weird, dark and funny in equal measures, Amazon's Fallout adaptation is always enticing, with a fantastic core mystery, a really interesting world and a really fun dynamic between the three main characters that feels like more than the sum of its parts. 8/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/202429. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023) This is an amazing-feeling FPS mired in a beaten-to-death horse carcass named Call of Duty, bloated with brand tie-ins and live-service bullshit, an overload of overlapping mechanics, a shitty campaign and a completely uncooked PvE extraction mode. 3/10 001
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/202427. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2011) MW3 sheds so many brain cells that it assumes the player has lost theirs too, leading them strictly by the hand through a globe-spanning military-themed carnival. An OK wave survival mode and a stout multiplayer playerbase act as saving graces. 5/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/202426. Forza Motorsport 2 (DNF) A racing game with a ton of early 2000's energy that is not only marred with a clearly immature handling model but is also so damn easy that it's actually boring - just upgrade your car to its max PI, and never face a challenge again after hour 1. 4/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 25/04/202425. Helldivers 2 (35 hrs) As far as live-service shooters go, this is a very good one. It often feels idiosyncratic, but always good, and the missions themselves remain entertaining. That being said, I can feel a grind creeping in and it's a bit high-commitment for me. 7/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/04/202424. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009) The intellect that defined COD4 is M.I.A from MW2's narrative and gameplay, in service of an high-concept, eye-catching plot and an expanded content platter that offers little substance. Despite this, it still has some cool, creative moments. 6/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/04/202423. PGR 4 The last PGR game isn't only possibly the best PGR game, it's also one of the best racing games ever, with nearly perfected core gameplay and a couple of game-changing additions. Only really suffers in that car/bike unlocks are weird and tracks will repeat sometimes. 7.5/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/202422. Demon's Souls (2009) The original Demon's Souls is still fun today, being the origin point of all the things that made the Dark Souls series so good, even offering more freedom in how the player progresses. However, performance issues on the PS3 mar the experience severely. 6/10 101
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/04/2024time for me to get around to updating the media thread i've been neglecting for an age 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 21/04/2024have we yet reached NASCAR levels of FCY frequency #6hImola 000
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/202421. Call of Duty: World At War Treyarch's depiction of the final hours of WWII feels moody and anachronistic, marked with showers of gore, a grunge-infused soundtrack and heaps of disturbing imagery. It is a less expertly told story than COD4, and the gameplay is often very frustrating. 5.5/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/202420. Project Gotham Racing 3 With a huge variety of street courses and event types, PGR 3's 15ish hour career mode ensures that there's always something new around every corner. Held back somewhat by the handling model, which sometimes feels way too sensitive to be useful. 6.5/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 11/04/202419. Star Fox 64 A very short but solid replication of the arcade aerial combat games of the 90's. Fun bosses, varied enemy types, challenging combat, solid voice acting and a storyline that branches based on your wins and losses all make this game deeper than it initially seems. 7/10 101
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 09/04/2024Writing has not been going well as of late. Four months in and I think I'm on my third rewrite of this chapter's plot, and still no rough draft done. Really, really need a break here. I think I'm close to having something watertight, after I get that finished I'm going to just chill for 2 weeks 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 08/04/2024helldivers 2 might be pretty good (I have played it literally all day) 110
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/04/202418. Death Wish This is exactly how you don't make a vigilante film. Even as a product of its age, its portrayals of delinquency and trauma are apathetic, and the only social commentary the film offers - on the apparent value of a man with a gun - feels motivated by spite and chauvinism. 2/10 101
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 03/04/202417. The Other Guys There's a couple really good gags in this but other than that a lot of the humor just feels too raunchy and over-the-top for its own good. Aside from it just not being my kind of movie the ending felt rushed and the economic commentary is tangential at best. 4/10 101
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 01/04/2024april fools! totally PRANK 😂🤣 your pals with this cool joke! Step 1: 59lbs of tannerite 000
Reposted by rodentbirdrodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 28/03/202416. Kindergarten Cop Just a really fun, wholesome movie that is absolutely against type for Schwarzenegger but the story works so much better for it. Solid pacing, good characters and good character development all around. 6/10 101
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2024writing is currently hitting a wall because i have realized that literally all new england towns are the same and i dont want to describe trees and a river and a comically large church after seeing them 100 thousand times throughout my life 000
rodentbird @rodentbird.bsky.social · 24/03/2024uh oh!! it's been four months since i started working on r303 aaaaaand i'm only halfway through a rough draft. shit 000
Reposted by rodentbirdChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 23/03/2024Shut up and 171244177