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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Toy Story 5 is the prequel to Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

“Mitch McConnel’s brain dead” Yeah, we’ve known this for years

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Why, I do believe this baby on the Oregon Trail has an ass for a face #gaming

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It’s amazing the kind of secrets we all managed to learn and tell others in an era before the Internet.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Independence Day… what a joke.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You know you’re really an adult when your body just kind of crunches for no reason while you’re walking around

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

“Magneto, If He Was An Apple” -Anonymous artist Apple

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

“I asked an AI” Well I asked Gandalf the Grey and he said you’re a fool of a Took

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Can someone tell me what this logo is from? Found at the national video game museum

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Metal-Aged Mom @metalagedmom.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Watching episode of ER from 2001. Dr. Chen & Dr. Carter are trying to diagnose an unconscious preschooler. Carter: “Could be measles.” Chen: “Measles? Have you ever seen measles?” Carter: “No, have you?” Chen: “Of course not, nobody’s seen measles.” So far backwards in such a short time.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

NIGHTPANTHER SHAMPOO 60% OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERY TIME

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I think the Alf autographs i bought are forgeries

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Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Time to smash this motherfucker up

A screenshot from Xenoblade Chronicles with the text 'Location- Data Centre' appearing on screen

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Veteran Fighting For Democracy @vetsfight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Wal-Mart calls the cops on a black woman who they think stole something. In the end nothing was stolen, but the cops riddle the car with bullets as she tries to leave the parking lot. Murdering a baby. Wal-Mart is responsible. The police are responsible and justice must be served.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

You’re doing better than you think

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Gonna introduce my kid to video games starting with this. You gotta work your way up to the good stuff

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

As a Millennial in the same generation as Carl Sagan’s daughter, it saddens me that the world hoped for in his dedication is absolutely not here (yet)

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I just read someone describe The Thing as “powered by the Clobberforce”

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Billionaires make money by walking around and having every person they meet say yes to every stupid fucking idea that runs through their head, followed by people who actually know what the hell they’re doing trying their best to make those stupid ideas profitable.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRILLIONAIRE?!?! PEOPLE ARE DYING WHILE THE WORLD’S GREEDIEST MAN GETS CELEBRATED

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Holy shit sourdough bread is so good

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

With a few tweaks, Obsession could have been one of those really fucked up “romantic comedies” from the 1980s that people rediscover and write video essays about how problematic it is

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Just experienced a new low in this capitalist hell at steak ‘n Shake. You have to scan a QR code on your receipt to activate the soda machine, and it only activates for about 20 seconds, give or take based on the status of your drink. No second guessing, no refills. No fucking thanks.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Anthony Stewart Head was a towering contributor to the arts at large and my development as a fan and writer. His performance as Giles illustrates positive masculinity and mentorship in a way which left an indelible mark on audiences everywhere. He will be inordinately missed.

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a man in a tuxedo and glasses stands in a crowd of people

ALT: a man in a tuxedo and glasses stands in a crowd of people

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

You get to her apartment and she’s looking at you like this, wyd?

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Went to this coffee shop and a big floating hand brought it out to me #dnd

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

In one hour, it will be right now

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Frogger was an inside job. Those cars were never supposed to be there

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Veruca Salt knew what she wanted and by god she was gonna get it. Respect.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

REAL winners do these things before breakfast every day: 100 pushups 100 situps Drink a cup of salt water Peanut butter scalp rub Fight their HOA Fix a broken elevator Lose all their money on crypto Find a toe Banish mickey mouse to another plane Have dinner

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This page from an old Judge Dredd continues to be relevant in these days of AI hell

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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Gonna spice up this brunch get together with some REAL food

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Bryan Mcknight's "Back at One" seems to imply a romantic course of action with its lyrics, but is that what's really going on? Let's examine. "One, You're like a dream come true," Not a step, Bryan. You're describing someone.

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

This ad for St Elmo’s Fire makes it look like Rob Lowe is getting roasted and he’s trying hard to seem like he’s not mad

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

In the past, we had to make do with adaptations with this level of accuracy: (On the right- pitt, simon belmont, and mega man)

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The kid and i were drawing the mario bros. Something feels off about these guys

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

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Alex Langley @rocketllama.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

There should be a German word for the feeling of washing an entire sink full of dishes only to turn around to find a single pot you missed

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