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Roc83

@roc83.bsky.social
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Writer. Musician. Recovering Academic

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 1h
Columboanne McNally #CelebrityTraitors
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 1h
Camera cuts to Maya Jama every time murder is mentioned. #CelebrityTraitors
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Willem Dafoe's Crazy Lion Smile Meme
ALT: Willem Dafoe's Crazy Lion Smile Meme
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we’re going to do this, let’s do it sexily.
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have used my expertise in international relations to develop a tentative hypothesis. Referring to wanted war criminals by cutsie nicknames and giving them a global platform to say that they never ever committed war crimes may not be compatible with rules based systems of international law.
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Narrator - Diego never did get to go on that honeymoon. *Camera cuts to Raiders of the Lost Ark style warehouse, but it’s hats* #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s only gone and bloody done it. Cork pride intensifies. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is giving me general election vibes. It’s going to end up with a cocky bollox walking away with a bag of cash. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Diego did all this just to hand the money to Pauric, he has to wear Dennis hats for 3 years as penance. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carla has the look of someone who’s on the verge of taking the earrings off the second Pauric changes his vote. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At this point Pauric could come to the round table in his cloak, plonk a dead body on top, and they’d still refuse to consider the possibility that he could be a traitor. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has Pauric honestly come dressed in a smoking jacket? Like he’s Hugh feckin’ Hefner? And this is who wins? Worst timeline. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A helicopter ride and wetsuits, this task was entirely devised to make Pete cry with envy. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kayleigh has Roy Keane energy. Not latter day performative pundit Keane. Prime, hold a grudge silently for years, and then bang, nice career you had there. The genuine spite is beautiful to see. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After that dinner, I suspect they might have banished him just to enjoy it without big leader Pete deciding who can eat. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m genuinely convinced that the faithfuls were given some form of brain suppressant by production for catching too many traitors. Because I’ve never witnessed such a stark bout of collective stupidity. The only fair thing now is for Pauric to win it all. It’s what we deserve. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the hell is Diego thinking? #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#TraitorsIRL Carla - if the leopard that eats faces, who I’ve been feeding faces too for the past week, turns around and eats my face, I’m gonna be fuming. Pauric -
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Jack Black as Nacho Libre: ME? DON'T BE CRAZY!
ALT: Jack Black as Nacho Libre: ME? DON'T BE CRAZY!
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The traitors will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just when you think Anna is back to being competent, she drops Ian’s name. Kayleigh doesn’t deserve to be playing alongside this shower. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is half a step away from, my dad could bate your dad. Absolute cringe the pair of them. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is Kayleigh the only faithful trying to win? #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete sure does like telling women what to do. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For Kayleigh they should have done, “if you drop your bag here, you can slap Pauric full force in the smug face.” #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyone deserves to find someone who loves them as fully and unconditionally as Ian loves Pauric. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look at this fella. He’s a good boy.
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My concerts provide a space where where people that think genocide is wrong can stand by side with people that think, you know what sometimes it’s fine to exterminate an entire population, and sing songs about love, unity and hope. #EdSheeran
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Tim Robinson Upset in I Think You Should Leave
ALT: Tim Robinson Upset in I Think You Should Leave
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It galls me to no end when I hear billionaires refer to themselves as wealth creators. If you have such an obscene volume of wealth that you couldn’t spend it in multiple lifetimes, you’re not a wealth creator. You’re a wealth hoarder. Like a dragon sleeping on a pile of gold.
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Perfect I Think You Should Leave Tim Robinson Hot Dog
ALT: Perfect I Think You Should Leave Tim Robinson Hot Dog
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For those who were confused when it emerged that Ayo Edebiri is Irish. She recently committed to boycott Israeli film institutions. One cannot simply declare that one is culturally Irish. For being Irish is something demonstrated by one’s actions.
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This line did me in. “However, there is room for multiple approaches to the same end: peace.” I guess doing absolutely nothing is an approach. But I’m not entirely sure that you can attribute nothing with an actual end goal.
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes! Feckin Posier out the gap with his man bun. Fucked with the wrong fringe. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms Trust My Gut must have three different stomachs. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If they banish Kayleigh, I’m rioting. Out in the street burning man buns! #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m not a liar. I’m just very good at this. Poor Donal. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finding myself increasingly conflicted about Pauric. Yes, he was almost unbearably irritating as a faithful. But since becoming a traitor … #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jesus, but Pete is an absolute fun vampire. You can have any flavour you want Pete. Pete - is there anything milder than vanilla? #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carla completely blowing it. Tiny bit of pressure and she’s folded faster than Ed Sheeran. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The traitors have to take control of this game! At this stage he’s gonna be under suspicion because nobody will believe that the traitors wouldn’t murder him solely to not have to deal with his whole deal. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s only gone and blown the bloody doors off! #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Carla would want to cop on with the smirking, Big Anna is watching you. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pete thinks there’s been an actual murder. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
His name isn’t actually Pauric O. Oh, with a slight grimace is just the general response when he enters a room. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No! Not the least likeable man in Slane! #TraitorsIRL
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 12/09/2026
1am at the wedding afters
Trump looking ready for bed. Catherine Connolly with a wee twinkle in her eye. Joey Tribbiani between them, mad for road.
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Soy Division
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Has Carla developed an actual cackle? #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Big drink of water just in case anyone was still on the fence after admitting he’s a traitor. #TraitorsIRL
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If I get the chance at the round table, I’ll have your back. #TraitorsIRL
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White Guy Blink Baelish
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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dennis heard “Death Row”, thought it was the 90s rap record label and turned up dressed as Suge Knight. #traitorsIRL
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