Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel like you haven’t thought this through. Who controls the toilet industry? The same people that control everything else, old white men. Who has the skinniest asses on the planet? Old white men. They’ll design it for their flat asses, and pooping will be a nightmare for the rest of us. 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have you see! Have you see, Cethan!static.klipy.comLaughing Beck BennettALT: Laughing Beck Bennett 110
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Camera cuts to Maya Jama every time murder is mentioned. #CelebrityTraitorsstatic.klipy.comWillem Dafoe's Crazy Lion Smile MemeALT: Willem Dafoe's Crazy Lion Smile Meme 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I did my PhD at University of Manchester, and everything I was told about a certain celebrity professor indicated that they had zero interest in anything other than themselves. 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a shame that he’s gonna be banished early. Genuinely looks like he’s having the time of his life 110
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Robert Eggers - Willem Dafoe spends the entirety of his screen time in Werwulf tending to a tamagotchi. Yes, it is period correct. No, I will not elaborate. 101
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The anxiety that the electronic lock on virgin train toilets will slowly unveil you mid poop 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I thought the overarching theme wasstatic.klipy.comParks And Rec: Jenny Slate as Mona Lisa Saperstein - Money Pwease!ALT: Parks And Rec: Jenny Slate as Mona Lisa Saperstein - Money Pwease! 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People like to say things like this online. Yet, the instant I summon my wet nurse for the simple succour of hydrating nourishment, I mysteriously become ‘not quite the right fit’ for the exotic reptile store. 110
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I turned 40 a few years ago and this turned up two days later. I have never felt more personally attacked. 010
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have used my expertise in international relations to develop a tentative hypothesis. Referring to wanted war criminals by cutsie nicknames and giving them a global platform to say that they never ever committed war crimes may not be compatible with rules based systems of international law. 021
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Demanding money from the UN under the threat that the technology you created will kill everyone if you don’t get it is what you’d expect from a lazily written Bond villain. 130
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Universal Swoleth Care for allstatic.klipy.comFitness Swole Penguin Flexes MusclesALT: Fitness Swole Penguin Flexes Muscles 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Narrator - Diego never did get to go on that honeymoon. *Camera cuts to Raiders of the Lost Ark style warehouse, but it’s hats* #TraitorsIRL 0131
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He’s only gone and bloody done it. Cork pride intensifies. #TraitorsIRL 081
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is giving me general election vibes. It’s going to end up with a cocky bollox walking away with a bag of cash. #TraitorsIRL 010
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Drinking water = traitor behaviour Self-immolating = faithful vibes 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If Diego did all this just to hand the money to Pauric, he has to wear Dennis hats for 3 years as penance. #TraitorsIRL 070
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Carla has the look of someone who’s on the verge of taking the earrings off the second Pauric changes his vote. #TraitorsIRL 130
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At this point Pauric could come to the round table in his cloak, plonk a dead body on top, and they’d still refuse to consider the possibility that he could be a traitor. #TraitorsIRL 070
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Has Pauric honestly come dressed in a smoking jacket? Like he’s Hugh feckin’ Hefner? And this is who wins? Worst timeline. #TraitorsIRL 030
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A helicopter ride and wetsuits, this task was entirely devised to make Pete cry with envy. #TraitorsIRL 1286
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I guess that’s why it’s … fieldwork!static.klipy.comCsi Miami YeahALT: Csi Miami Yeah 110
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kayleigh has Roy Keane energy. Not latter day performative pundit Keane. Prime, hold a grudge silently for years, and then bang, nice career you had there. The genuine spite is beautiful to see. #TraitorsIRL 1252
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026… and that’s when cyclone launched the orphanage right into the puppy sanctuary. My mother died shielding a single three legged puppy, and if I win the money, Mr Snuffles will have his bionic leg. 000
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026After that dinner, I suspect they might have banished him just to enjoy it without big leader Pete deciding who can eat. #TraitorsIRL 050
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not a chance. Pauric will 100% ditch her if it gets to them and a faithful. 110
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m genuinely convinced that the faithfuls were given some form of brain suppressant by production for catching too many traitors. Because I’ve never witnessed such a stark bout of collective stupidity. The only fair thing now is for Pauric to win it all. It’s what we deserve. #TraitorsIRL 090
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026#TraitorsIRL Carla - if the leopard that eats faces, who I’ve been feeding faces too for the past week, turns around and eats my face, I’m gonna be fuming. Pauric -static.klipy.comJack Black as Nacho Libre: ME? DON'T BE CRAZY!ALT: Jack Black as Nacho Libre: ME? DON'T BE CRAZY! 080
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The traitors will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. #TraitorsIRL 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just when you think Anna is back to being competent, she drops Ian’s name. Kayleigh doesn’t deserve to be playing alongside this shower. #TraitorsIRL 050
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is half a step away from, my dad could bate your dad. Absolute cringe the pair of them. #TraitorsIRL 040
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why is Kayleigh the only faithful trying to win? #TraitorsIRL 060
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comBender Futurama: I Don't See The ProblemALT: Bender Futurama: I Don't See The Problem 000
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026For Kayleigh they should have done, “if you drop your bag here, you can slap Pauric full force in the smug face.” #TraitorsIRL 061
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everyone deserves to find someone who loves them as fully and unconditionally as Ian loves Pauric. #TraitorsIRL 020
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ohhhh, so an enterprising teenager can’t be hired as a goon? Sorry, I don’t care how good you might be at aiding in the doing of crimes, but Cethan says you’re not allowed enter the noble profession of gooning until your 20th birthday. 120
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My concerts provide a space where where people that think genocide is wrong can stand by side with people that think, you know what sometimes it’s fine to exterminate an entire population, and sing songs about love, unity and hope. #EdSheeranstatic.klipy.comTim Robinson Upset in I Think You Should LeaveALT: Tim Robinson Upset in I Think You Should Leave 011
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It galls me to no end when I hear billionaires refer to themselves as wealth creators. If you have such an obscene volume of wealth that you couldn’t spend it in multiple lifetimes, you’re not a wealth creator. You’re a wealth hoarder. Like a dragon sleeping on a pile of gold. 000
Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Those savages beyond the pale won’t even eat the raw sausage soup. 110
