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RobotSausage

@robotsausage.bsky.social
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I cycle everywhere. #RedDeer #Alberta is the perfect city for it. You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Trusted rank on Froobworld, resident for 2 years now. No swear word is off limits. Sorry.

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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 41m
If I were a freshly elected congressman, I'd waltz right in and sit down like a god damn adult. Who would stop me? The person who was voted out? "Sergeant-at-Arms, arrest them." America needs to reset their thinking on how to run a country.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 49m
One day, he'll take a wrong turn somewhere.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5h
He makes a good point.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 11h
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1h
Chuckled in public.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1h
It will, unless they get working on the framework for #UBI right fucking quick.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1h
#elonmusk has a #cybergunt. he pairs well with his pedo buddy who has exquisite #cankles.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1h
I like how they sort of gave him a cybergunt.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1h
I'll never forget how entitled and shitty of a human his daughter #meghanmccain turned out in spite of him.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 3h
If even one Somali is murdered, trump needs to be deposed. And then disposed of.
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🌊 DudeTheyreOnToMe 24:7🌊 @dancinginthestreet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 6h
It looks like they've all gone down on a Shop-Vac at some point.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 6h
This is why America sits at the kiddie table of democracy. This ass clown would never make it as a politician in most modern nations.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 6h
#theworldiswatching
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 23h
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Defend Democracy @finalreckoning.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 13h
A lot of people from modern nations will remember things like this and never visit the US again.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 14h
he didn't write that.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 20h
In a modern nation, that would disqualify them from public office.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 20h
I wonder how far mark's anus could stretch? I say we find out using a poorly designed mechanical system controlled by AI.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 20h
Go ahead and cause a non-Cup riot in Vancouver. heavy.com/sports/nhl/v...
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Vancouver Canucks 318-Hit Defender Named Potential Trade Target for Flyers
Vancouver Canucks defenseman Luke Schenn has been named a potential trade target for the Philadelphia Flyers early this season.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 23h
NOW I can.
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A partial explanation might be that there are knock-off e-bike batteries out there that can over-charge and catch fire. I'm not sure how prevalent that is though. Last I checked it's like one in a million chance. Probably more likely to have a grease fire in the kitchen.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Send him to the wood chipper.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he can set foot in a fucking woodchipper, with the insisted help of honest Americans.
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Blue Turquoise @bluet-urquoise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 💯
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jimmy Kimmel nails it. 🔨
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe Dubai will surprise us. Isn't that in a country that still chops off the appendage that committed the crime? I can never keep track.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Awesome. Now it's safe to not be able to afford to drive to the gas station.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because of course he worked for #wellsfargo.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be fair, a president should be hearing advice from those around him. But to avoid my being accused of semantics, the president should be able to tell the difference between good and bad advice. A president should also never be elected in the first place if they have no public service experience.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alright, one more for the trifecta. Anyone interested in joining them? Maybe someone who had similar interests?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's why no decent family should consider travel to the US.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uh oh, the ingrahams of America are starting to notice.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is THAT not treason? At the very least, dereliction of duty. It's like he's trying to get himself zero'd out.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just start calling him Lucy. To his face. It'll get under his thin skin and let's be honest, he has no balls. he's a coward.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hehe, trump's dislike of electric cars coupled with the bungling of the middle east is "fuelling" sales of EVs. Amusing.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is his hair like that?
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha, don't tell any of them about #TedLasso.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck, the people working there couldn't tell the difference between a sausage mcmuffin and an egg mcmuffin. So many times. Then corporate headquarters had the audacity to troll me by mail with opposite coupon. Proudly have not gone back for nearly 6 years now. Never will return. #FuckMcDonalds
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Depends on if people in Ohio are competent enough to understand basic English. As in, "this is what trump means." Spine check incoming.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're gaslighting us. That act alone should have significant life changing consequences for any politician - if the laws weren't rigged in their favour.
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's time for handcuffs.
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