RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 41mIf I were a freshly elected congressman, I'd waltz right in and sit down like a god damn adult. Who would stop me? The person who was voted out? "Sergeant-at-Arms, arrest them." America needs to reset their thinking on how to run a country. 000
Reposted by RobotSausageRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5hHe makes a good point. 278146973339
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1hIt will, unless they get working on the framework for #UBI right fucking quick. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1h#elonmusk has a #cybergunt. he pairs well with his pedo buddy who has exquisite #cankles. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 1hI'll never forget how entitled and shitty of a human his daughter #meghanmccain turned out in spite of him. 010
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 3hIf even one Somali is murdered, trump needs to be deposed. And then disposed of. 000
Reposted by RobotSausage🌊 DudeTheyreOnToMe 24:7🌊 @dancinginthestreet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 12474731931
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 6hIt looks like they've all gone down on a Shop-Vac at some point. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 6hThis is why America sits at the kiddie table of democracy. This ass clown would never make it as a politician in most modern nations. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 13hA lot of people from modern nations will remember things like this and never visit the US again. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 20hIn a modern nation, that would disqualify them from public office. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 20hI wonder how far mark's anus could stretch? I say we find out using a poorly designed mechanical system controlled by AI. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 20hGo ahead and cause a non-Cup riot in Vancouver. heavy.com/sports/nhl/v...heavy.comVancouver Canucks 318-Hit Defender Named Potential Trade Target for FlyersVancouver Canucks defenseman Luke Schenn has been named a potential trade target for the Philadelphia Flyers early this season. 000
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RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A partial explanation might be that there are knock-off e-bike batteries out there that can over-charge and catch fire. I'm not sure how prevalent that is though. Last I checked it's like one in a million chance. Probably more likely to have a grease fire in the kitchen. 110
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026he can set foot in a fucking woodchipper, with the insisted help of honest Americans. 000
Reposted by RobotSausageebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Exactly 💯 275116903392
Reposted by RobotSausageHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jimmy Kimmel nails it. 🔨 19594012030
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Maybe Dubai will surprise us. Isn't that in a country that still chops off the appendage that committed the crime? I can never keep track. 010
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Awesome. Now it's safe to not be able to afford to drive to the gas station. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026To be fair, a president should be hearing advice from those around him. But to avoid my being accused of semantics, the president should be able to tell the difference between good and bad advice. A president should also never be elected in the first place if they have no public service experience. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Alright, one more for the trifecta. Anyone interested in joining them? Maybe someone who had similar interests? 000
Reposted by RobotSausageMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gary 422101701872
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's why no decent family should consider travel to the US. 010
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Uh oh, the ingrahams of America are starting to notice. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is THAT not treason? At the very least, dereliction of duty. It's like he's trying to get himself zero'd out. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just start calling him Lucy. To his face. It'll get under his thin skin and let's be honest, he has no balls. he's a coward. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hehe, trump's dislike of electric cars coupled with the bungling of the middle east is "fuelling" sales of EVs. Amusing. 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fuck, the people working there couldn't tell the difference between a sausage mcmuffin and an egg mcmuffin. So many times. Then corporate headquarters had the audacity to troll me by mail with opposite coupon. Proudly have not gone back for nearly 6 years now. Never will return. #FuckMcDonalds 000
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Depends on if people in Ohio are competent enough to understand basic English. As in, "this is what trump means." Spine check incoming. 010
RobotSausage @robotsausage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They're gaslighting us. That act alone should have significant life changing consequences for any politician - if the laws weren't rigged in their favour. 000