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RobotLemur

@robotlemur.bsky.social
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He/him. Cubs and Chicago sports. Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Nerd culture.

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How the fuck is this comfortable?
A brown dog lying down in a dog crate. She is leaning against the metal bars of the right side of the cage, her weight pressing on it. Her hair sticks out between the bars
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you want a sad/hilarious story, Amazon Music provided that for me
Rigdon Osmond D’s the third wrote disco duck part one which became a hit in 1976 and he later had minimal chart success with “dis-gorilla” and “eat my shorts/get nekked ” in 1984. He then focused on broadcasting.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cubs on my laptop, Bears on my TV
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Inspired by the discipline and functionality of the Starship Trooper uniform
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What the fuck, mlb app? Are you just AI’ing everything?
An MLB app video labeled, “Seiya Suzuli, Alex Bregaman hit back-to-back homers
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just texted my son twice
1st text:
PCA is about to hit his third homer 
2nd text:
PCA just hit his 3rd homer
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Willow and Layla, as requested
Brown dog and white dog leaning against each other, lying on a bed
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Willow and Layla say “please draw us!”
A brown dog and a yellow dog lean against each other while lying down on a bed
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Willow has human front arms and can escape anything. Layla can make any noise
A brown dog and a yellow dog leaning against each other on a bed, obviously beat friends
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Results for the last 5 games for Shōta showing that he’s been pretty good actually
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#BirdOfTheDay a great egret and a snowy egret sharing a clump of vegetation and mud in Corolla, NC
Left, a snowy egret. Yellow feet, white feathers, long legs, pointy beak. Right, a great egret, long black legs, white feathers, pointy beak. They’re in the choppy waters of the sound on a windy day, standing next to each other on a clump of mud and dead vegetation
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Please don't
Far right of frame, a Dodgers pitcher. Top left, scorebug showing LA Dodgers 1, Cubs 6, Bottom of the 6th inning. Pitcher and batter are displayed as:
HURT
SUZUKI
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Walter White from Breaking Bad as "Heisenberg." White male in his 50s, large wire frame glasses, brown Van Dyke, squinting slightly and wearing a black porkpie hat
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jaylon Johnson’s nickname should be “Childhood Trauma” because NOBODY gets past childhood trauma
Bears great Jaylon Johnson, #1 on a white jersey, midnight blue helmet, facing the camera
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Snowy egret and great egret in one shot! #birds
Two white birds with long necks and long, slender legs stand near each other on a clump of vegetation in the water. Left is a snowy egret, smaller than the other. Right is a great egret.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/ Pretty much describes me
Your AI Compass: "The Conscientious Objector:" Patron Saint Holly Herndon. It doesn't work well, it's doing real harm, and you've opted out on principal.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Cool spider everyone
Blurry interior door and light blue wall fuzzy in background, webs at top of frame lead to a spider with an abdomen that would get Sir Mix-a-lot horny
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you like Jon try this
Before a large crowd, a pitcher in brown gets ready to pitch to a batter in a white uniform with blue pinstripes. His name is Morejon.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good to see Seth Myers playing for Paraguay
Paraguay footballer looking a bit like Seth Myers
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I guess it’s fine. I really did not like the nebulous wording on some of the questions but the results are reasonable
Quiz results matching me to Zohran Mamdani’s political beliefs
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think in honor of the Knick’s’ victory everyone in NYC should wear the traditional knickerbockers
I’ll do my best. A guy in tan clothes, pants wide and ending at the knees
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gary Larson predicted this in 1988
Kids eating popcorn at a movie theater as 3 obscenely tall guys walk down the aisle, one pointing at the 3 seats in front of the kids
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Look at these two
A brown dog lying on her side in the green grass, one of her white-booted paws near her powdery snout. Next to her lies a white dog, head up as if finishing a satisfying howl
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Mouse taking strays
Headline from Reading Eagle: "Old, decaying mouse found during Berks food safety and restaurant inspections."
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Lorax—orange, fuzzy fellow with bushy eyebrows and a huge yellow mustache
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This Cholula salsa is waaaaaay better than I thought it would be.
Jar of cholula medium salsa on a red and white tablecloth
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos already on your phone.
A barbarian in a fur loincloth and vest with a tooth necklace and Prince Valiant Haircut. He wields a glowing sword. He is Thundarr the Barbarian
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Did this guy button his jersey wrong or does the “CHI” not line up with the “CAGO” on every shirt?
A baseball pitcher in a red jersey with black sleeves and black pinstripes. The word “Chicago” is printed on the shirt, but the “cago” part doesn’t line up with the “Chi” part
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I don’t know if they look good in person, but the RF seats at the Braves park look like shit on TV
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Today, for the very first time, I saw an indigo bunting. And of course all I had was my phone. Enjoy three blue pixels #birds
Green grass and forest in the background. A cardinal on the right, indigo bunting on the left
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My son emptied the dishwasher tonight
Side of a kitchen cabinet. A hook attached to it holds a strainer. On top of that, also hanging on the hook and jutting out at a 45 degree angle, is a plastic cutting board.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m a Colin Rea Stan, but that man’s head is the shape of a Schlitz Tall Boy
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When your dog falls asleep mid-pet
A fluffy brown and white dog, eyes closed, sleeping on a blue blanket, its paw resting on a person’s arm
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Folks, the Cubs are in first place.
Cubs 16-9, tied with Cincinnati 16-9, everyone else at least 1.5 games back
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
About 3 months after my mom died I heard her voice in my head. “Walk in nature,” it said. I hadn’t been doing that often the last few years. So when the snow went away I started hiking on the weekends. Thanks, ghost mom. You were right.
Sun in the top left corner, a water falling down a rocky cliff face slightly to the left, green leaves all around it.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Willow likes receiving pets
A brown dog with a white chest leaning against a brown leather couch, eyes closed blissfully as an arm reaches into the frame to pet her head
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A yellow dog, snout close to the camera, one paw stretched out to the left of the frame, her body receding into the background as she rests her head on a white blanket covering a bed. Her dark eyes look somewhere between bored and inquisitive.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I think when you take pictures of the wilderness in black and white that should be called “Anselling.”
A black and white image taken from the top of a small mountain. In the distance, trees dominate the hills, with some patches of farmland and a few roads. Some conifers stand at the top of the hill; a large rectangular rock in the foreground
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Thanks, dogs, for saving me enough space on the couch for exactly one butt cheek
A cream-colored dog and a brown dog lying butt to butt occupying all of a weathered brown couch with about 6 inches of couch left unclaimed
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I hope all of these Bulls trades mean MORE LACHLAN OLBRICH
A rather humorous shot of NBA player Lachlan Olbrich, highlighted by his mustache, forced smile, and frozen eyes.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
BREAKING: I love my dogs
A white dog on a couch looking at the camera, a brown dog resting her head on her back
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I’m a super normal dog just lying normally on this couch in a very normal way
A white dog, belly up, legs stretched out, neck craned at a nearly 90 degree angle against the arm of the couch she is lying on
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Sometimes Willow puts her hammerhead shark in her dinner bowl
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Too easy! Not on Beattie Feathers question! JK thanks—that was fun!
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Toy ballerinas on a yellow background, the album cover for Belly’s album “Star”
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you’re in the mood for a recommendation I’ve got a batshit crazy one for you.
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
A man wearing a fur vest, fur loincloth, and tooth necklace scowls as he holds a glowing sword with his muscular right arm. He is Thundarr the Barbarian!
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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I love this table, and I think we should go a step further and talk about a player’s annual luxury tax hit as a % of team revenue. Always gram everything in terms of how much these teams are making. Imperfect, but easy to grasp, and moves the conversation in the right direction.
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